PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing?
Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing?, Part II
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 PM AND 4:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
The best part about roman numerals in your title? Sometimes you don't even have to hit the Backspace key...
Vatican says active gays not welcome in priesthood
In order from has most right to has least right, here is the pecking order for people to voice an opinion about this.
Pope Benedict XVI
Cardinals
Bishops
[update time="1509"]Non-Gay Seminarians
Gay Seminarians
Non-Gay Catholic Priests
Gay Catholic Priests[/update]
Non-Gay Other Religious Vocation
Gay Other Religious Vocation
Catholic SHoP Overlords (and one Catholic SHoP Overlady)
Non-Gay Devout Catholics
Gay Devout Catholics (Yes, it's possible)
Non-Gay Non-practicing Catholics
Gay Non-practicing Catholics
Non-Catholic SHoP Overlord
Non-Gay Non-Catholics
Gay Non-Catholics
Nevermind if their opinions and feelings are correct. This is the order in which the world's opinions should be considered. If Catholicism was a stupid democracy (and it isn't, check the posts in the recap atop this post), then votes should be weighted to reflect this graduation. [update time="1509"]Switched the seminarians and ordained priests around as already ordained priests don't need to worry about this.[/update]
And really, Non-Catholic votes would be weighted with a big, fat, fucking ZERO. Maybe even a negative one. But don't fucking tempt us.
So before you go spouting off to your Catholic friends, or in the Op-Ed section in the paper, or on your blog of rage with some more mind-vomit, make sure you know your place. If you need help determining just how far down the Priority Ladder you are, let us know! We'll be happy to help!
I don't complain about how the Degenerocratic Party is run. Because it ain't any of my business. Try to wrap your Little Brains around that one and take a hint.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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