PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Ok this show fucking sucks, this doesn't even deserve SHoP billing.
i hope your kids murder you with shotguns when they come to grips with how assholey you made them
and maybe the little gaghan fucker will die
no shit your legs aren't sore, you're fucking worthless
that's why you don't let your little demon-children make the fucking decisions when $1,000,000 is at goddam stake
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
This episode was even better than this one here. no, really! Ironic how the best episode of The Amazing Race came in the shittiest season to date.
A little too ironic. And yeah, I really do think...
| 3am Criticism of the BEST Episode of The Amazing Race Ever Known to Mankind!!! |
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| You are now in chat room "TioJaimeLate." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (9:01:13 PM): hello dere TioJ (9:01:16 PM): and FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:01:33 PM): a maze ing TioJ (9:01:35 PM): a mazeing TioJ (9:01:38 PM): a maze ing TioJ (9:01:39 PM): amazing TioJ (9:01:40 PM): a maze ing TioJ (9:01:41 PM): amazing JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:27 PM): WTF why is AIM so shitty? TioJ has left the chat room. TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (9:03:58 PM): hello dere TioJ (9:04:00 PM): AGAIN TioJ (9:04:25 PM): HOW SHITTY TioJ (9:04:52 PM): i missed the recap, and also i missed the theme song TioJ (9:04:53 PM): WTF TioJ (9:04:55 PM): assholes TioJ (9:05:00 PM): This is the Panama Canal! TioJ (9:05:23 PM): G-sisters arrived last, but not eliminated TioJ (9:05:40 PM): Paolos first to depart 8:22 TioJ (9:05:43 PM): travel to San Jose TioJ (9:05:46 PM): ! TioJ (9:05:51 PM): costa rica =( TioJ (9:06:01 PM): go to volcan poas TioJ (9:06:47 PM): yeah kick your mom in the head TioJ (9:06:55 PM): i'm gonna work out once all the teams depart TioJ (9:07:01 PM): Weavers 2nd to depart 9:11 TioJ (9:07:26 PM): Bransen daughters 3rd to depart 9:16 TioJ (9:07:47 PM): Linz family 4th to depart 9:17 TioJ (9:08:27 PM): Gaghans 4th to depart TioJ (9:08:30 PM): i missed the fucking time TioJ (9:08:42 PM): and shit, they were smart enough to go to the hotel for a taxi TioJ (9:08:46 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:09:01 PM): shut the fuck up TioJ (9:10:07 PM): G-sisters last to depart at 9:43 TioJ (9:10:18 PM): WHORE CITY TioJ (9:10:38 PM): are they at a TGI Fridays? TioJ (9:11:00 PM): Ok gonna work out, but not before a quick FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:11:40 PM): now i want the Weavers to win if only to piss off the other shitty families TioJ (9:12:04 PM): although the jesus thing is beginning to bug me TioJ (9:12:07 PM): and hi tricia G-sister TioJ (9:12:12 PM): Ok gonna work out now TioJ (9:12:22 PM): don't think i'm not pissed at this show TioJ (9:19:53 PM): CARISSA GAGHAN YOU WORTHLESS FUCK TioJ (9:20:14 PM): FUCK YOU LITTLE GAGHAN TioJ (9:20:44 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP TioJ (9:20:47 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:24:05 PM): this is teh first of only two yields TioJ (9:24:43 PM): yielding team florida TioJ (9:24:45 PM): dumbasses TioJ (9:24:48 PM): roadblock TioJ (9:24:51 PM): find red bean TioJ (9:25:41 PM): ooh, g-sister thong? TioJ (9:27:59 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP TioJ (9:29:02 PM): yeah Zathura is "Original" my ass TioJ (9:29:12 PM): you even mention that it's by the Jumanji-tards TioJ (9:32:45 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP TioJ (9:32:48 PM): FUCK I HATE THE GAGHANS TioJ (9:34:54 PM): nice job weavers! TioJ (9:36:26 PM): Detour: Relic or Ripe TioJ (9:36:34 PM): those Mayan relics looked like styrofoamy TioJ (9:37:30 PM): he can't speak english, but maybe he speaks the universal language of Selling Your Children Into Slavery TioJ (9:40:22 PM): how is your old dad beating you two stupid Italian Stallions? TioJ (9:40:24 PM): fuckwads TioJ (9:42:48 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP TioJ (9:42:53 PM): they're not gonna be eliminated, huh? TioJ (9:42:58 PM): the Weavers are gonna get stuck in the mud, huh TioJ (9:43:54 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP TioJ (9:49:58 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP GAGHAN TioJ (9:52:22 PM): wow i like teh costa rican momma TioJ (9:52:26 PM): looks like michelle rodriguez TioJ (9:52:48 PM): each of you have won shit from red bean cafe TioJ (9:52:49 PM): wow TioJ (9:53:29 PM): paolos team #1 TioJ (9:53:32 PM): linz team #2 TioJ (9:53:37 PM): bransen daughters team #3 TioJ (9:53:44 PM): costa rican is fucking HAWT TioJ (9:54:12 PM): g-sisters team #4 TioJ (9:54:16 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:54:22 PM): i fucking hate you TioJ (9:54:25 PM): FUCK YOU CARISSA GAGHAN TioJ (9:54:27 PM): BURN IN HELL TioJ (9:55:06 PM): they didn't finish the task did they:? TioJ (9:55:11 PM): ooh costa rican TioJ (9:55:20 PM): they finished the task? TioJ (9:55:21 PM): OH YES TioJ (9:55:29 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS! TioJ (9:55:31 PM): BURN IN HELL TioJ (9:55:36 PM): GAHGAN FAMILY TioJ (9:55:44 PM): YOU'RE THE LAST TEAM TO ARRIVE TioJ (9:55:52 PM): I'M SORRY (not) TO TELL YOU YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE RACE TioJ (9:55:55 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:56:13 PM): and now i'm laughing at carissa gaghan TioJ (9:56:21 PM): fuck you gaghans! TioJ (9:56:26 PM): goddamit what a good show TioJ (9:56:34 PM): i thought the weavers didn't do their task TioJ (9:56:52 PM): OK now the show is gonna be good TioJ (9:56:57 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJ (9:59:03 PM): dude, i don't get these stupid Arco commercials TioJ (9:59:11 PM): the Geico non-sequitors are funny TioJ (9:59:15 PM): Arco? not at all TioJ (9:59:22 PM): On the next episode of TAR TioJ (10:00:01 PM): Goodbye Gaghan fuckers. Burn in hell. TioJ (10:00:13 PM): oh, and don't get me started on Close to Home TioJ (10:00:18 PM): this show makes no sense whatsoever TioJ (10:00:47 PM): there's no catch. it's a lawyer show? with a non-HAWT blonde? TioJ (10:00:54 PM): see you next week TioJ has left the chat room. |
[update date="20051102" time="0930" reason="i'm a forgetful tard"]
changed the post title. i included the line from the 3amC i initially wanted to use before i got caught up in the FUCK YOU GAGHANS excitement of them getting philiminated
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