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Monday, November 28, 2005

so... no indian doctors or nurses, but hey indian patient with neverending boner!

Whoa. KGO-TV news is telling me that there was a earthquake an hour and a half ago. Didn't feel a single thing. I was putting laundry away.

Moving on. The best part of the episode was when they played the Greenskeepers' song "Lotion". Look it up. Find the video. Too bad they ruined the song by actually referring to Buffalo Bill and the lotion...

OH AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT? CINDY SHEEHAN CRYING? AND NOW SHE'S LAUGHING AND SMILING! WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

I'm gonna stop watching the news, as it just makes me mad.

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy! And it doesn't suck!
You are now in chat room "GASucksPoop."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (9:52:27 PM): hello dere
TioJ (9:52:30 PM): oh wonderful
TioJ (9:52:46 PM): i'm reading the plot for tonight's Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (9:52:51 PM): i'm predicting a major suck-fest
TioJ (9:53:38 PM): good thing i have D&M to tool around with
TioJ (9:53:45 PM): a few minutes and we'll be underway
TioJ (10:01:09 PM): here we go
TioJ (10:01:10 PM):
TioJ (10:01:49 PM): OK meredith having another whore moment
TioJ (10:01:54 PM): ooh boyshorts
TioJ (10:02:05 PM): ooh HFA
TioJ (10:02:24 PM): ooh stupid dr. izzie and frat cockt0r
TioJ (10:03:07 PM): ooh space needle!
TioJ (10:04:00 PM): ooh sandra oh in a bra
TioJ (10:04:08 PM): funny how i'm OK w/that
TioJ (10:04:32 PM): oh, was dr. ellen's dude some indian guy?
TioJ (10:05:13 PM): whatta fag
TioJ (10:05:36 PM): george is folding his laundry while his female roommates talk to him about flaccid BF problems?
TioJ (10:05:52 PM): she has big teeth
TioJ (10:06:32 PM): Booger!
TioJ (10:08:39 PM): "they always look so sad when i kick them out"
TioJ (10:09:34 PM): and his boner won't go away
TioJ (10:09:37 PM): and he was indian!
TioJ (10:09:47 PM): "nobody knows where they might end up"
TioJ (10:15:25 PM): priapism!
TioJ (10:16:26 PM): so... no indian doctors or nurses, but hey indian patient with neverending boner!
TioJ (10:17:35 PM): "are we feeling existential this morning?"
TioJ (10:19:28 PM): whoa Greenskeepers!
TioJ (10:19:35 PM): "Lotion"
TioJ (10:19:41 PM): which is a grace song
TioJ (10:20:04 PM): it puts the lotion on its skin!
TioJ (10:20:06 PM): or else it gets the hose again!
TioJ (10:20:13 PM): it puts the lotion on its skin!
TioJ (10:20:17 PM): or else it gets the hose again
TioJ (10:20:22 PM): yes precious, it gets the hose
TioJ (10:20:55 PM): wow this episode doesn't suck!
TioJ (10:21:23 PM): dr. izzie-whore!
TioJ (10:22:17 PM): "lotion in the basket" said george
TioJ (10:22:45 PM): shitty way to tie into the Greenskeepers song
TioJ (10:26:06 PM): ooh dr. izzie whore
TioJ (10:28:16 PM): hmm
TioJ (10:28:39 PM): as much as i would like to impale ellen pompeo on my erect penis, i would not like her and HFA to stick needles into my erect penis
TioJ (10:29:29 PM): hey, penis blood!
TioJ (10:29:38 PM): "congratulations. you're flaccid"
TioJ (10:29:47 PM): "never thought i'd be so happy to hear that."
TioJ (10:37:06 PM): heh that's shitty
TioJ (10:37:19 PM): she should have asked to be excused or something
TioJ (10:37:20 PM): WTF
TioJ (10:38:03 PM): whoa, was that an indian doctor extra?
TioJ (10:40:53 PM): umm, yeah, did nobody see that dr. ellen and dr. patrick dempsey coming?
TioJ (10:46:28 PM): nothing she couldn't reveal?
TioJ (10:46:45 PM): what if she whips out a flaccid cock? would you wanna know that, blackt0r 2?
TioJ (10:47:36 PM): Seattle!
TioJ (10:49:24 PM): frat cockt0r fucked up
TioJ (10:49:30 PM): and here's syphillis girl!
TioJ (10:49:53 PM): i remember her being a lot hotter last year
TioJ (10:51:54 PM): and she doesn't have the magenta scrubs anymore
TioJ (10:56:49 PM): LOL frat cockt0r and sypillis girl caught by dr. izzie!
TioJ (10:59:14 PM): hey this episode didn't suck!
TioJ (10:59:34 PM): five young doct0rs responsible for five young lives!
TioJ (10:59:42 PM): nothing short of a miracle!
TioJ (11:00:00 PM): rosanna arquette guest stars!
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