Was going through the referrer logs, instead of playing GTA:San Andreas... found a site visit from some high-up muckety-muck at Berkeley. If the links below don't work (and they might not, check out SHoP visitor #23,022 in the link in the counter if they don't).
Never mind that Texas probably wouldn't take me because Berkeley's precious College of Engineering consumed my soul and crapped it out in a convenient paper form with Grey Davis's signature. Lucky for me, I bought a diploma frame so it looks presentable...
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| 10:22 PM TioJ: HOLY FUCKING SHIT TioJ: http://www.sitemeter.com/default.asp?action=stats&site=s12SixHertz... TioJ: OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT SixH: you gotta be fucking kidding me SixH: send me the link again TioJ: http://www.sitemeter.com/default.asp?action=stats&site=s12SixHertz... SixH: it gives me a default TioJ: its our fourth most recent hit SixH: hahahaa SixH: berkeley president? SixH: HAHAHAHA TioJ: i'm not sure how the office of the president found this post  10:25 PMTioJ: probably from cal patriot TioJ: and we have a chancellor on campus, not a president... SixH: jeebus, for the first minute, I thought you were talking about the POTUS. SixH: give me a friggin' heart attack. TioJ: oh sorry SixH: I wouldn't have known to be scared as shit or proud as hell. TioJ: oh dude, if the president ever visited the SHoP, that'd be so fucking rad SixH: hehe SixH: yah TioJ: i bet he'd 1) invite us over to the white house to watch football or for his super bowl party or something TioJ: and then 2) he'd "accidentally" have smithantics subject to some Leftist Thought Police Re-education TioJ: ha ha SixH: hahaah SixH: And introduce you to his daughters. TioJ: i'd be Ok w/that TioJ: he could probably get me into Texas for grad school TioJ: i've heard a lot of good things about Texas civil engineering  SixH: that'd be a rad recommendationTioJ: Dear University of Texas at Austin, TioJ: This is your President. TioJ: Please let my buddy James go to your fine, fine engineering school. TioJ: Please to be teaching him the finer points of engineering things in a civil manner. 10:30 PM TioJ: I am sure he will be a good student. TioJ: At the University of Texas at Austin. TioJ: In Texas. TioJ: Yee-haw Texas. TioJ: This is the President. TioJ: Love, TioJ: The President |
On a somewhat related note, the President, First Lady, the First Daughters, or their representatives are cordially invited to a tailgate before the Cal-Stanfurd Big Game this saturday
Go Bears, Beat the Cardinul!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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