PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Flighty San Francisco Women, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love M---- whoa whoa whoa, hold on there...
Three Simple Words: I AM GAY
UPDATE: Retarded Craigslist Golddigger!
No problemo.
Hi! We're San Franciscans! We're tolerant of homosexuality, bestiality, necrophelia, white-bashing, man-bashing, and Catholic-bashing!
Yay for lonely and socially retarded San Franciscans!
All I Wanna Do
Hi! I have no discernable male genitalia!
uber-post
And you all wonder why Tio Jaime complains about Bay Aryan single women?
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 PM AND 3:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
I'm sure you've picked up on it, but Tio Jaime isn't really in a yay-for-the-fairer-sex mood right now. Not sure exactly why, I had a good weekend woman-wise...
Are you an architect with a foreign accent? - 30
(rhothetaphi.org mirror here)
Wow! You're shallow and illogical! Why am i not surprised you want to try to make yourself smarter w/o the actual effort and pain of learning, but instead trying to learn by some stupid far-fetched osmosis? And lemme guess, you want a sexy sounding accent, right? You won't want some engrish accented oriental architect. How about a Canadian architect? How aboot that, eh?
Shallow whore.
Help! I keep meeting Republicans! - 24
(rhothetaphi.org mirror here)
You must be the unluckiest little whore in all of the bay area, because HFS you're surrounded by Leftist limp-wrists. But you want somebody who looks like a republican but votes like a dirty hippie? You poor dumbfuck of a woman.
I especially like how you want somebody who's too much of a pussy to actually carry through with the "moving-to-canada" threat. Nice job. When you want to completely satisfy your mentally retarded libido, I hope you've saved some of those republican phone numbers.
New Model, Just Released - 32 (oakland lake merritt / grand)
(rhothetaphi.org mirror here)
I know she's trying her hardest to be Charming (which goes very far in Tio Jaime Nation), but this just comes off as vehicular manslaughterly irritating. I just want to test drive her. C'est tout.
come inside my warm, black box - 25 (marina / cow hollow)
(rhothetaphi.org mirror here)
I liked this post title. Didn't read the rest of the ad too carefully...
posting title: [go easy on capitals] - 24 (emeryville)
(rhothetaphi.org mirror here)
do you know how annoying your ad was?
do you honestly think that anybody read through the whole thing?
could you have at least posted a naughty pic of yourself and maybe your cleavage?
do you realize just how ashamed i am that you have a mac?
Innocent Looking... With a Secret - 31
(rhothetaphi.org mirror here)
Oh, one of you again? What the fuck could you possibly know about quantum physics? Can you even do simple 2-dimensional kinematics?
[update time=2022]
Secretary from work found this CL post for me a few days ago, in an attempt to find a suitable Tio-Jaime-woman... my comments were in red, but our scanner only did greyscale
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