PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Educational Phoebe Cates-free Activity!, or: You can do magic / You can have anything that you desire
It's the 17 Hour Drive, Stupid! (part II)
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 AM AND 10:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
My pleasant Fri-dee was interrupted by this article at the top of my yahoo! news headlines...
Thousands protest Bush in Argentina
Which reminded me of an old magic trick.
| SHoP Magic Trick: "A Taste of Your Own Bush-Stumping Medicine" |
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| Print article above, give to Democrud friend. Let him/her get panties in bunch over W. Now give Democrud friend printout of map below, ask them to point to Argentina. |
ABRACADABRA, YOU LEFTIST HIPPIE BASTARD HUMPS!!!
click to enlarge in new window for printing
Kinda like watching reporters try to stump W on the 2000 presidential campaign all over again, isn't it? This isn't as cool as the 30-year time travelling magic trick in the SHoP recap above, but you'll still enjoy it. Almost as much as you'll enjoy the fact that most Americans won't be able to answer basic geography questions like "Where is Argentina?" Or more likely, they won't even care. Which makes this stupid protest all the stupider.
Check the quiz out here. I only got a 34. Which is good for an engineer, I guess...
No fair being married to some south american C.U.N.T. named Leila
Tio Jaime, Ministro de los Crimenes de Guerra y del Principal Defensor de la Fe
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