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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Some of the best shit you're not reading because you're here right now looking for pics of Elisha Cuthbert

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, I and II

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


And if you really wanna twist your noodle, figure this one out: Tio Jaime worked in a mention of porn, but where'd the boobies go?

Iraq Gun Porn: Which Guns Suck, Which Guns Rock

For my money, all guns rock. But read the article, you'll like it. Especially the high morale, confidence of our troops, and oh let's not forget the 20-1 kill ratio.

Here's some more, this time from your second favorite Conservative Filipino blogger...

DUMB MSM EUPHEMISM OF THE DAY

...and if you're LMHBrent, I understand if you like Michelle Malkin (nee Maglalang) better than your SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime because she has filipina boobies instead of filipino man-boobies. Well really, I can't blame any of you Citizen SHoPpers for desiring the Sex from your Tia Michelle more than you would your Tio Jaime. Shit, I sure would. But boobies do not a blog make. The F-word more often does a blog make. And i'm not talking about "Filipino". And even if I was, I'd still have one over Tia Michelle there as well. (TJ-- That didn't quite make as much sense as I intended. I meant to say that having boobs doesn't necessarily make a blog, but saying "fuck" gives you a better chance. "Filipino" isn't the f-word, but I say that more than Michelle Malkin anyway. Notice how I refrained from saying "good blog" as she's Michelle Malkin and we're just some choadstains who like to use the F-word.)

One last one, and this time from one of Jihad Jimmy's favorite newest reads...

On Racial Insults

If I'm correct, the Engineering advisor I reference in the comments had students last names A-De, which definitely grabs me, and should also have grabbed LMHBrent... did I get the letters right, LMHB?

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith