Taking their ball and going home!

Well, well, well. Isn't this the goddam funniest thing you'll see right before elections?

Democrats close Senate doors in protest over Iraq
Democrats force Senate into rare closed session

What about Democrud's constant talk about compromise and bi-partisanship? Hmmm? As Republicans, we're used to hearing the clamor for these things when we're in power and the Democruds aren't. And that's fine. When we heard a call for compromise, we knew we had them up against the ropes.

But what's this? Now they're so pissed that they're playing the Silent Treatment card? Pussies. These were the same Democruds who whined and complained when Uncle Newt Gingrich joked about shutting the government down because he was made to exit Air Force One from the rear. You remember that, Citizen SHoPpers?

Of course you do. And guess which of our Degenerate Leftist friends isn't gonna remember that at all?

Citizen SHoPpers, your Tio Jaime plays his cards very close to his chest-- next to his half-empty glass of water. And for good reason. He doesn't like getting his hopes up only to have them dashed to the ground, clubbed like a baby seal, or beaten like a rented mule. But right here, right now, he'll be the first to tell you that We Are Winning.

Feels pretty fucking good, huh?

And I haven't even had to play the Guerilla Republican Card in a long time...

Fight the good and the bad fight,
Tio Jaime