Attention SHoPpers! Nobody-Gives-A-Fuck Special on Aisle Clinton!

Well this isn't true. I still give a fuck. My ex very deftly pointed out once that I'm a republican stuck in the 90s. So any chance I can get to remind you Degener-ocrats out there just how wonderfully you fucked over the prestige of our White House oh heck yes I'll definitely take.

Clinton tells Gulf Arabs to spread the wealth

Leave it to a Degener-ocrat to 1) tell people who are as rich and even richer then himself to self-destructively and counter-intuitively jump onto the politics of wealth redistribution, 2) assume that his self-appointed moral high-ground has reciprocity in a non-Judeo-Christian culture, and 3) wonder why everybody, everywhere isn't eternally and orally grateful for his advice and counsel.

Did I lose a lot of you shitantickers back there? There's no real way to simplify that, so you Little Brain Degenerates over there at your blog of rage will just have to make do and take it on good faith that we're more logical, more educated, and in general smarter than you.

How're those Sac State tuition receipts working out for you? Did you scotch tape 'em together and put 'em in a diploma frame?

Anycrap, back to the Clin-tard and his wacky exploda-muslim buddies... There's a reason you don't have "a benevolent dictator of all the Middle East". Here's a hint for you Citizen SHoPpers who have been waiting patiently over the weekend for more SHoP goodness: two syllables, starts with I, rhymes with Schmizzlam

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith