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Friday, September 30, 2005

end of 1Q, Oregon 10, "University" of $poiled Cockbites NOTHING

Was only able to do the first half of last saturday's game when the boys called and made me go see this piece of crap with them. Given how the game and the movie turned out, i would've been better off staying at home and Halo-ing or accordion-ing.

And since red is an $C color and a Stanfurd color, I've opted to return to my once-favorite blue for this chat. Also, I've gone w/a green background to commemorate the first time in my recollection that I cheered on the University of Oregon Ducks.

Just this once.

Tio Jaime
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)

Live 3amC of the first half of #24 U of Oregon vs. #1 U$C from Autzen Stadium (24 September 2005)
You are now in chat room “Eff$C.”
TheCommish has entered the chat room.

TheCommish (4:18:45 PM): And Oregon draws first blood witha field goal.
TheCommish (4:18:52 PM): cool shit w/the call going against $C, btw...
TheCommish (4:19:07 PM): i'll poke in and out during this game, i'm working on a presentation for work
TheCommish (4:32:43 PM): they scored again?
TheCommish (4:32:46 PM): shit!
TheCommish (4:32:50 PM): i was practicing the presentation
TheCommish (4:32:54 PM): yeah take that $C!!!
TheCommish (4:32:57 PM): fuck you
TheCommish (4:33:00 PM): 10-0 oregon
TheCommish (4:36:49 PM): 3rd & 8 you $C pigfuckers, whatcha gonna do?
TheCommish (4:37:17 PM): shit
TheCommish (4:37:24 PM): first down just past midfield
TheCommish (4:39:04 PM): yeah fuck you that should be a flag
TheCommish (4:39:39 PM): roughing the passer should be justified if it's U$C
TheCommish (4:39:57 PM): 3rd & 10
TheCommish (4:40:20 PM): and they pitched it? flag on the play
TheCommish (4:40:37 PM): and that tard has "619" written on his eye black.. so he's $C trash from san diego?
TheCommish (4:40:45 PM): Holding, $C
TheCommish (4:40:58 PM): 3rd & 15
TheCommish (4:41:00 PM): 16
TheCommish (4:41:01 PM): sorry
TheCommish (4:41:29 PM): oh noes! only picked up 6
TheCommish (4:41:33 PM): gonna try a long field goal
TheCommish (4:41:39 PM): shit, they're going on 4th and 10
TheCommish (4:41:55 PM): 4th and 9 from Oregon 30
TheCommish (4:42:03 PM): yeah bitch, threw it away
TheCommish (4:42:23 PM): heh 12th man in Autzen
TheCommish (4:42:51 PM): YEAH BITCH GO
TheCommish (4:42:54 PM): shovel pass
TheCommish (4:46:11 PM): oh yes double flag?
TheCommish (4:46:17 PM): against the tr0jans?
TheCommish (4:46:42 PM): it might n ot have been unnecessary...
TheCommish (4:46:54 PM): offsides, defense. personal foul, defense
TheCommish (4:46:58 PM): LOL yeah bitch
TheCommish (4:50:59 PM): autzen getting loud after the missed FG
TheCommish (4:53:44 PM): yeah suck on that reggie bush
TheCommish (4:54:24 PM): end of 1Q, Oregon 10, "University" of $poiled Cockbites NOTHING
TheCommish (5:03:34 PM): hmm, nice stop. you're still a bunch of $poiled Cockbites
TheCommish (5:09:03 PM): and reggie bush drops the ball on 3rd & 6 ha ha fuck you
TheCommish (5:09:05 PM): sandiego trash
TheCommish (5:09:32 PM): nice job oregon defense
TheCommish (5:09:49 PM): Ducks start out just outside the $C 40
TheCommish (5:10:36 PM): great a fag watching figure skating
TheCommish (5:46:34 PM): $C has pulled to within 3 on that last field goal... they had a touchdown earlier
TheCommish (5:46:52 PM): 7s left in the first half, ducks up over the trojuns 13-10
TheCommish (5:50:29 PM): halftime
TheCommish (5:50:34 PM): i fucking hate U$C
TheCommish (6:15:06 PM): aww fuck
TheCommish (6:15:10 PM): ooh song girls
TheCommish (6:15:15 PM): and they weren't the fat kind
TheCommish has left the chat room.