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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

It's the 17 Hour Drive, Stupid! (part II)

OK excerpt from the article referenced in the previous post. Deserves not only its own box, but its own quote.

excerpt from Brown blames locals for Katrina response
Pelosi on Tuesday said Brown's testimony underscored the need for a nonpartisan independent commission investigation of the federal response to the hurricane.

"Surprise, surprise, surprise. The administration sends over their crony to testify and whitewash the committee that it wasn't (the Bush administration's) fault," she told reporters.
Oh, is that so?
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Democruds: If you want America to take you seriously, consider ditching Rep. Nancy Pelosi (CUNT - CA)
It's so farfetched, HFS, it's working right now as you read this!
Are you there God? It's me, Jihad Jimmy...

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
You idiot woman.

You wanna see a cool magic trick? You're gonna fucking love this one. And you out there in the SHoP, watch carefully because a lot of our magic tricks here in the SHoP work with the same principles...

OK so re-read the blue box above...

... watch as your Tio Jaime copies-and-pastes...

... adds a [del] and a [/del]...

... changes the bgcolor argument to reflect a Right-leaning statement...

ABRACADABRA, YOU LEFTIST HIPPIE BASTARD HUMPS!!!

excerpt from Brown blames locals for Katrina response
Pelosi on Tuesday said Brown's testimony underscored the need for a nonpartisan independent commission investigation of the federal response to the hurricane.

"Surprise, surprise, surprise. The administration sends over their crony to testify and whitewash the committee that it wasn't (the Bush administration's) fault," she told reporters.
Magic, kids. A few simple keystrokes and Nancy Pelosi (CUNT - CA) is revealed to be the typical politics-of-division democunt she is.

You wanna see it again?

Tio Jaime, Illusionist and Boy Wizard