It's the Upstaging by a Superior Product, Stupid!

Dumbass. This guy is just pissed that stores can't keep the iPod Nano on shelves, while his stupid iTunes phone seems to have shit its pants.

Motorola CEO: 'Screw the nano'

All of my Mac friends were on the verge of orgasm a few weeks ago when the nano was released. But what have we all heard about the ROKR-- only that it's teh sux0r.

Seriously, all you mac-o-phile Republicans out there, this very same anti-GOP bias you see in the news is the anti-Mac one you see right now. This story is trying to spin pretty much the one negative review the nano has gotten. And it's not even a review!!! Only off-the-cuff remarks made by somebody whose shitty phone is gonna get trounced by the new iPod.

Who listens to 1,000 songs? You moron. No, people are just buying iPods so they can look like they're listening to music. Maybe if your phone hadn't been the piece of shit that couldn't make the cut not even a day after it was released, you wouldn't feel the need to be on the defensive. I read some articles the day that the nano and the ROKR were released. Some poor bastard went out and bought the phone and immediately had trouble using it w/iTunes.

I wonder now, though, did apple purposely torpedo their buddies by having them announce a sub-par product alongside the nano?

Really, I don't give a fuck either way. I'm not buying a new iPod nor an iTunes phone. I just like the ROKR commercials with the hot chick I would like to bone. You've seen the one, where this chick is listening to her ROKR as she walks along the street and her reflection dances until she starts talking on the phone?

If you haven't seen it, reconsider your TiVo habits... but that's another post for another time.

Tio Jaime
Sergeant-at-arms, SHoP MUG