These 3amCs are getting short enough that I can append an hour long tard-show on FX to George Lopez
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of George Lopez and OVER * THERE |
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| You are now in chat room “AIMSucksMoreThanTheGiants.” TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:10:45 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:11:17 PM): was gonna 3amC the first George Lopez TioJ (8:11:53 PM): but then AIM took a crap on me TioJ (8:12:17 PM): so i reinstalled TioJ (8:12:47 PM): and we got one episode of George Lopez, then an hour of halo, then OVER * THERE TioJ (8:30:22 PM): TioJ (8:30:35 PM): new George Lopez TioJ (8:31:09 PM): his daughter is fucking HAWT TioJ (8:31:32 PM): cocina! TioJ (8:32:18 PM): mex-o-cans! TioJ (8:33:25 PM): i like this show TioJ (8:33:48 PM): it's like Everybody Loves Raymond, but with hot mexi-chicks TioJ (8:40:30 PM): i like her boobs TioJ (8:40:57 PM): and now she's bouncing TioJ (8:42:55 PM): yeah whatever... FUCK $C TioJ (8:47:40 PM): ooh hi boobs TioJ (8:48:08 PM): ooh hi boobs TioJ (8:48:18 PM): goddam TioJ (9:00:41 PM): OK halo time TioJ (9:58:21 PM): man that was a lot of halo TioJ (9:58:52 PM): and somehow it's the end of Basic again TioJ (9:59:58 PM): behold the V-chip TioJ (10:00:13 PM): TV MA LSV TioJ (10:00:27 PM): ooh, yeah there was some nicki aycox naked-ness in this one, ya? TioJ (10:01:15 PM): redhead slut was in an accident? TioJ (10:01:26 PM): well thanks FX for fucking up programming TioJ (10:01:28 PM): assholes TioJ (10:01:30 PM): Romolo! TioJ (10:03:19 PM): an iraqi dog! TioJ (10:03:24 PM): didn't know they had dogs in iraq TioJ (10:03:34 PM): i was kidding, Little Brains TioJ (10:03:53 PM): it's like a pinata TioJ (10:04:04 PM): but you can shoot at it, if you're iraqi TioJ (10:04:16 PM): oh, and the pinata shoots back @ you TioJ (10:04:30 PM): ooh hi terrorist-chick TioJ (10:05:08 PM): good thing they have a soldier who speaks terrorist TioJ (10:05:23 PM): OVER * THERE TioJ (10:08:55 PM): gonna build a building for the terrorist village TioJ (10:09:23 PM): shoot the kid TioJ (10:09:27 PM): take him out of the equation TioJ (10:09:58 PM): Mrs. B in Los Angeles! TioJ (10:10:45 PM): yeah fucking tattooed california freaks TioJ (10:10:51 PM): Dave Matthews? TioJ (10:10:53 PM): wonderful TioJ (10:11:10 PM): MAN-CHINA THEATER TioJ (10:12:30 PM): stage name TioJ (10:12:39 PM): LOL TioJ (10:12:42 PM): yeah fuck you BULLY TioJ (10:12:53 PM): ooh hi teacher TioJ (10:18:49 PM): yay for slimy Caliofrnians TioJ (10:18:55 PM): "i hate movie stars" TioJ (10:20:05 PM): yeah fuck you TERRORIST TioJ (10:20:43 PM): West Virginia TioJ (10:20:49 PM): mountain momma TioJ (10:21:06 PM): ooh, "let's get out of here Norma Jean" TioJ (10:21:27 PM): huh? TioJ (10:21:39 PM): that exchange didn't make too much sense TioJ (10:23:31 PM): wow this is a wonderful episode. not. TioJ (10:23:49 PM): ooh i like the terrorist-chick TioJ (10:24:32 PM): i want to make out w/that terrorist-chick TioJ (10:25:03 PM): Mrs. B in a tank top TioJ (10:25:46 PM): ooh TioJ (10:25:52 PM): whoa TioJ (10:26:07 PM): nicki aycox full rear-al nudity in the shower TioJ (10:26:15 PM): and now teh lesbian is joining her TioJ (10:26:25 PM): oh TioJ (10:26:37 PM): this is the best episode of OVER * THERE ever known to mankind TioJ (10:26:43 PM): and there's my semi again TioJ (10:27:12 PM): oops TioJ (10:27:23 PM): took her lesbian-cherry and her money too TioJ (10:36:41 PM): fuckin' TioJ (10:36:48 PM): fuckin' SixHertz TioJ (10:36:51 PM): i typed in his window... TioJ (10:37:35 PM): here ya go... |
| TioJ: and now the terrorist is pissed TioJ: because you touched his hot terrorist-daughter SixH: ?? TioJ: so far no FUCK YOU TERRORISTs TioJ: nice job stupid Dim TioJ: oops TioJ: GODDAMIT |
| TioJ (10:38:07 PM): you can't tell, but it said [/font][/td][td][font color=black] TioJ (10:38:52 PM): enough w/the cleavage TioJ (10:40:06 PM): hot chick stole bread TioJ (10:40:10 PM): but really, it's OK because she's hot TioJ (10:42:14 PM): perhaps more lesbian scenes w/nicki aycox? TioJ (10:48:47 PM): hey more nudity, less fucking around with the peg-leg dealie TioJ (10:50:59 PM): this little chick is unrealistically smart TioJ (10:51:13 PM): ooh that's the imam's wife TioJ (10:52:17 PM): this sucks... best to get back to lesbian shower scenes TioJ (10:52:51 PM): WTF? is this guy a fucking tard? TioJ (10:54:06 PM): yeah nice job stupid Dim TioJ (10:55:58 PM): WMD-card TioJ (10:56:26 PM): Stupid Theme Song card TioJ (10:56:33 PM): what happend to Mrs. B? TioJ (10:56:54 PM): and maybe a lesbian shower scene w/her and the terrorist-chick? TioJ (10:58:34 PM): what a stupid episode TioJ (10:58:48 PM): thank God that the Nicki Aycox nudity tied it all together TioJ (11:01:57 PM): OK enough for now TioJ (11:02:02 PM): what a pukefest TioJ has left the chat room. |
OK so I tinkered around w/the html after the fact... and that's one of the secrets of the 3am Criticism. If you're good, maybe either LMHBrent or I will explain to you the biggest secret of all. It's sort of a Dan Brown Da Vinci Code type of secret...
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