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Friday, September 09, 2005

family = two gay dads

this sam guy's kind of annoying. But i suppose that's part of being a New Yorker?

This episode needed more billie and more black cop.

Jihad Jimmy
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)

Live Dual 3am Criticism of FX's Starved
TioJ (9:59:10 PM): oh shit
TioJ (9:59:12 PM): you have FX?
LMHB (10:00:17 PM): i think so
TioJ (10:00:18 PM): TV MA LS
TioJ (10:00:42 PM): put on Starved
TioJ (10:02:04 PM): a cockroach is not a sentient being
LMHB (10:02:23 PM): hold on
LMHB (10:02:25 PM): phone
TioJ (10:02:30 PM): OK
TioJ (10:03:55 PM): kill that shit dude
TioJ (10:04:48 PM): STARVED
TioJ (10:04:51 PM): IT'S NOT OK
TioJ (10:05:38 PM): http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sentient
TioJ (10:05:43 PM): well Ok whatever
TioJ (10:08:32 PM): IT'S NOT OK
LMHB (10:08:37 PM): hheh
TioJ (10:09:06 PM): you watching?
TioJ (10:09:41 PM): ooh hi billie
LMHB (10:09:51 PM): not yet
LMHB (10:09:54 PM): i'm on the phone
TioJ (10:10:54 PM): billieis hot
TioJ (10:11:52 PM): wow this guy is annoying
LMHB (10:13:37 PM): i'm watching now
LMHB (10:13:42 PM): "it has nothing to do with you"
TioJ (10:13:53 PM): that brunette is cute
TioJ (10:13:58 PM): billie
LMHB (10:14:11 PM): he's eating a brocolli
LMHB (10:14:23 PM): she's kinda cute
LMHB (10:14:48 PM): meet the family
TioJ (10:14:56 PM): family = two gay dads
LMHB (10:15:00 PM): ohhh
LMHB (10:15:01 PM): i see
LMHB (10:15:07 PM): so that guy on the fone is gay
TioJ (10:15:26 PM): no
LMHB (10:15:28 PM): oh
TioJ (10:15:29 PM): he's just annoying
LMHB (10:15:34 PM): oh crap
LMHB (10:15:36 PM): what is he doing
LMHB (10:15:38 PM): damn
LMHB (10:15:44 PM): this wouldn't show on regular
TioJ (10:15:55 PM): nope
LMHB (10:16:15 PM): a water bug
TioJ (10:16:21 PM): cockroach
LMHB (10:16:22 PM): damn chicks
TioJ (10:16:29 PM): not sure what's wrong w/these east coasters
LMHB (10:16:33 PM): yeah
TioJ (10:16:38 PM): she's a vegan
LMHB (10:16:39 PM): "humane capture'
TioJ (10:16:40 PM): yoga chick
LMHB (10:16:41 PM): oh
LMHB (10:16:51 PM): haha
LMHB (10:16:59 PM): eagle one to eagle two
TioJ (10:17:00 PM): they'll probably replay this episode right afterwards
LMHB (10:17:14 PM): OH MY GOD
LMHB (10:17:27 PM): let's get back to the sex part
LMHB (10:17:42 PM): raising it as you would your own sopn
LMHB (10:17:42 PM): son
LMHB (10:17:43 PM): yeah
LMHB (10:17:48 PM): mmmm burgers
LMHB (10:17:55 PM): no freaking way
LMHB (10:17:59 PM): is the fat guy gay?
TioJ (10:18:03 PM): no he's married
LMHB (10:19:32 PM): yay bush senior and clinton
LMHB (10:19:34 PM): katrina help
LMHB (10:21:53 PM): are we still watching this?
TioJ (10:22:07 PM): yeah
LMHB (10:22:56 PM): vegan
TioJ (10:23:02 PM): vegans are annoying
LMHB (10:23:13 PM): holy crap
LMHB (10:23:15 PM): that would suck to be him
LMHB (10:23:46 PM): who are these people
TioJ (10:23:54 PM): her two gay dads
LMHB (10:23:57 PM): oh
TioJ (10:24:02 PM): i wasn't kidding
LMHB (10:24:15 PM): isthat the guy from frasier?
LMHB (10:24:17 PM): wow
LMHB (10:24:23 PM): you weren't kidding
LMHB (10:25:22 PM): ouch
TioJ (10:25:31 PM): i wanna hump billie
LMHB (10:25:32 PM): wow shit
LMHB (10:25:34 PM): he ate all that
LMHB (10:25:37 PM): billie huh
TioJ (10:25:38 PM): damn
LMHB (10:25:47 PM): that's a lot of ffreaking food
LMHB (10:25:56 PM): hahahahah
LMHB (10:25:57 PM): vegans
LMHB (10:25:58 PM): what do they know
LMHB (10:26:19 PM): yeah i like to see that
LMHB (10:26:22 PM): wow lots of bugs
LMHB (10:26:27 PM): don't do it
LMHB (10:27:23 PM): damn
LMHB (10:27:25 PM): clean that shit up
TioJ (10:27:28 PM): stupid fake-ass vegan
LMHB (10:28:34 PM): ooh
LMHB (10:28:37 PM): nice
LMHB (10:28:49 PM): where is bug guy going?
LMHB (10:28:51 PM): big
LMHB (10:28:55 PM): haah not bug guy
TioJ (10:29:00 PM): he's having that gastric bypass surgery
TioJ (10:29:07 PM): ooh
LMHB (10:29:10 PM): oh so then he won't be able to eat as much
LMHB (10:29:13 PM): are they really lesbians
LMHB (10:29:14 PM): wow
TioJ (10:29:15 PM): i like this part
LMHB (10:29:15 PM): nice
LMHB (10:29:30 PM): i know someone at work who had gastric bypass
LMHB (10:30:05 PM): he can only eat small portions
LMHB (10:30:14 PM): why is it called starved?
TioJ (10:30:15 PM): maybe they should go back to the hot lesbians
LMHB (10:32:00 PM): yeah they should
LMHB (10:32:18 PM): ahhaha
LMHB (10:32:20 PM): oompaloompa
TioJ (10:32:33 PM): you should watch the next episode
TioJ (10:32:39 PM): might be a rerun,or might be last week's
LMHB (10:32:40 PM): the season finale?
LMHB (10:32:53 PM): viva la cucaracha
LMHB (10:33:13 PM): heh
LMHB (10:33:17 PM): i'm actually pretty tired right now though
LMHB (10:33:20 PM): i might fall asleep
TioJ (10:34:15 PM): OK it's the same episode
LMHB (10:34:20 PM): yeah same
TioJ (10:34:59 PM): OK
TioJ (10:35:01 PM): enough TV for now
TioJ (10:35:14 PM): maybe i'll put on a movie or something
LMHB (10:35:17 PM): "i don't agree"
LMHB (10:35:26 PM): when are you going to sleep?
TioJ (10:35:32 PM): should go to sleep w/in the hour
LMHB (10:35:43 PM): ah okay
TioJ (10:36:06 PM): unless you wanna craft or something
LMHB (10:36:39 PM): oh damn
LMHB (10:36:41 PM): crafting
LMHB (10:36:44 PM): let me bust out the cds
TioJ (10:36:51 PM): i might have to reinstall
LMHB (10:36:58 PM): i have to reinstall too
TioJ (10:37:02 PM): anothertime
LMHB (10:37:36 PM): okay
LMHB (10:37:38 PM): another time
TioJ (10:37:41 PM): OK i'm gonnapost this shit
LMHB (10:37:57 PM): nice
TioJ (10:38:14 PM): oh shit
TioJ (10:38:19 PM): pu tit on fear factor
TioJ (10:38:20 PM): put it
LMHB (10:38:39 PM): where is that?
TioJ (10:38:43 PM): NBC?
TioJ (10:38:55 PM): he was covered in cockroaches
LMHB (10:39:43 PM): i don't have that
LMHB (10:39:50 PM): nbc is er here
TioJ (10:40:01 PM): oh oh it's not NBC anymore
TioJ (10:41:22 PM): OK dude, i'm out
LMHB (10:41:25 PM): aite
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