When I call you a Degenerate, man oh man do you have issues...

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

And if you tilt your screen just right, you can see our hearts turning blacker and blacker...

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 AM AND 10:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Or perhaps I'm being a little too hard on the little tyke.

Kanye: Mum's porn shock (discovered via gorillamask)

Whoa, I almost missed this... he was an English major?!?¹

Really, what a tard. Quick and easy solution: pull up your Big Girl panties, cut the umbilical cord already, and take a few steps by yourself in the hip-hop world or gangsta rap world or whatever the fuck it is that passes for music nowadays.

OK, I'll admit that every once in a while I'll go to Fry's Elect0rnics Electronics and pick up a periodical which isn't Mac related.² I'll even go to the zoo every once in a while.³ I've actually purchased something at one of those sex SHoPs shops, but it was for a dancer-friend who broke her shoes while on shift once. She needed a new pair and couldn't leave her club. But I've never even ordered PPV porn. And I can't even imagine how to spend $500 at a porno store. At the zoo? Maybe. But then again, me and the boys can't even ring up a measly $500 tab with Emily the waitress.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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1 Check out the video in the link in the PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP

2 If ever you've received a PB Book of Lingerie or a PB College Girls from me for your birthday, rest assured it was purchased at the local Fry's

3 Date with Greta this Thursday. PLACE BETS NOW!!! Will Greta the Grace-look-alike flake on your Tio Jaime? PLEASE TO END BETTING