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Dual Live 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy, Season Two Premiere!

You are now in chat room “SoggyAndHard.” LMHBrent has entered the chat room. LMHBrent (9:46:30 PM): yo JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:47:23 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:47:32 PM): the chicks outside seem to have stopped yelling for the time being JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:47:50 PM): the one who's cussing like a Tio Jaime has her keys back apparently LMHBrent (9:47:51 PM): i think it's more fun to watch desperate chicks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:47:52 PM): shit LMHBrent (9:47:54 PM): on tee-vee JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:47:55 PM): wrong window LMHBrent (9:47:58 PM): damn TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (9:48:23 PM): hello dere LMHBrent (9:48:26 PM): oh hi TioJ (9:48:29 PM): uh oh, hold on LMHBrent (9:49:00 PM): sure TioJ (9:50:35 PM): aww the mad lesbian left TioJ (9:50:39 PM): drove away TioJ (9:50:40 PM): no bloodshed LMHBrent (9:51:10 PM): no lesblood TioJ (9:51:29 PM): no not tonight anywya TioJ (9:51:31 PM): anyway LMHBrent (9:51:35 PM): yesh LMHBrent (9:51:46 PM): patrick dempsey is married? LMHBrent (9:51:58 PM): i'm watching a grey's anatomy preview LMHBrent (9:52:09 PM): i miss horseface asian TioJ (9:52:11 PM): OK i'm gonna record tonight's show for my hot gun toting republi-neighbor TioJ (9:52:41 PM): actually, this is the new Monica/Rachel/Phoebe TioJ (9:52:56 PM): back in HS and college... how would you have ranked the three chicks on friends? TioJ (9:53:17 PM): i was the rare Phoebe/Rachel/Monica LMHBrent (9:53:27 PM): hm, rachel/phoebe/monica LMHBrent (9:53:32 PM): kinda weird i know TioJ (9:53:35 PM): oh wow, really? TioJ (9:53:43 PM): most dudes were R/M/P TioJ (9:54:06 PM): the one other dude i knew who had P first was a P/M/R LMHBrent (9:54:46 PM): yeah i know TioJ (9:54:59 PM): YES on H TioJ (9:55:14 PM): YESonH TioJ (9:55:28 PM): YESonH LMHBrent (9:55:34 PM): yesh TioJ (9:55:37 PM): YESH LMHBrent (9:57:16 PM): almost time... TioJ (9:57:55 PM): i'd ask you about the chicks on desperate housewives TioJ (9:58:02 PM): but i don't even know their character's names LMHBrent (9:58:09 PM): i don't yet know LMHBrent (9:58:14 PM): but i know the narrator is dead LMHBrent (9:58:19 PM): she has a sexy sweet voice LMHBrent (10:01:03 PM): okay LMHBrent (10:01:03 PM): time TioJ (10:01:04 PM): OK is it tim enow? LMHBrent (10:01:04 PM): ready? LMHBrent (10:01:06 PM): i hope TioJ (10:01:09 PM): LMHBrent (10:01:09 PM): it's synched LMHBrent (10:01:11 PM): "last season" LMHBrent (10:01:14 PM): "goodbye" TioJ (10:01:16 PM): derrick LMHBrent (10:01:51 PM): "i used to be a doctor i think" TioJ (10:01:53 PM): ooh yeah LMHBrent (10:01:57 PM): are we synched TioJ (10:02:04 PM): i think we are LMHBrent (10:02:07 PM): awesome LMHBrent (10:02:16 PM): "dr model" LMHBrent (10:02:18 PM): yeshhh TioJ (10:02:18 PM): which ones were Blackt0r 1, 2, and 3? LMHBrent (10:02:36 PM): i want to see black=korean baby TioJ (10:02:38 PM): YOu've Got Syphillis LMHBrent (10:02:39 PM): no abortion LMHBrent (10:02:44 PM): i missed the syphilis episode TioJ (10:03:02 PM): are we synced? LMHBrent (10:03:03 PM): "to be a good surgeion" TioJ (10:03:14 PM): cut, suture and close LMHBrent (10:03:15 PM): "cut suture and close" LMHBrent (10:03:16 PM): yeah LMHBrent (10:03:16 PM): we are TioJ (10:03:28 PM): both LMHBrent (10:03:28 PM): that bartender looks like jack black LMHBrent (10:03:31 PM): actually not really LMHBrent (10:03:32 PM): yeah LMHBrent (10:03:33 PM): nice TioJ (10:03:39 PM): yeah we're real close TioJ (10:04:09 PM): SEATTLE!!! LMHBrent (10:04:11 PM): from manhattan to seattle LMHBrent (10:04:12 PM): woo hoo LMHBrent (10:04:13 PM): it's raining TioJ (10:04:25 PM): SGH LMHBrent (10:04:32 PM): she's kinda hot LMHBrent (10:04:38 PM): in an evil way TioJ (10:04:44 PM): ooh yeah LMHBrent (10:05:14 PM): ahhaahha TioJ (10:05:14 PM): maybe they've changed the stupid intro? TioJ (10:05:23 PM): ooh hi Dr. Izzie LMHBrent (10:05:39 PM): WHERE IS THAT BAR IN SEATTLE? TioJ (10:05:41 PM): izzie/meredith/christina LMHBrent (10:05:46 PM): i'm going to go up there in a couple weeks LMHBrent (10:05:49 PM): i wanna go heheh TioJ (10:05:54 PM): shit, i forgot to start the tape LMHBrent (10:05:58 PM): record now! TioJ (10:06:03 PM): fuck it TioJ (10:06:12 PM): hopefully she taped it herself TioJ (10:06:15 PM): i win TioJ (10:06:22 PM): she also wins the horse-face contest LMHBrent (10:06:26 PM): is she drinking water? LMHBrent (10:06:28 PM): or alkyhall TioJ (10:06:31 PM): GREY'S ANATOMY LMHBrent (10:06:34 PM): opening sequence?? LMHBrent (10:06:35 PM): oh weird LMHBrent (10:06:49 PM): jackblack bartender TioJ (10:07:11 PM): raining flyby of Seattle! LMHBrent (10:07:13 PM): sandra oh-suppers LMHBrent (10:07:17 PM): yeah that was sweet LMHBrent (10:07:20 PM): love the cee gee LMHBrent (10:07:25 PM): vagina swatter? TioJ (10:08:01 PM): CG? LMHBrent (10:08:08 PM): compy grafx LMHBrent (10:08:14 PM): what's a standstill operation LMHBrent (10:08:21 PM): guest starring wendy gazelle LMHBrent (10:08:24 PM): that's a cool last name LMHBrent (10:08:42 PM): dude those asians just do anything to get ahead TioJ (10:08:46 PM): and why is o'malley acting extra womanly this episode? TioJ (10:08:50 PM): seattle rain! LMHBrent (10:08:55 PM): he's always womanly LMHBrent (10:08:59 PM): yeah it's never this hard though LMHBrent (10:09:01 PM): or at least not often LMHBrent (10:09:07 PM): she's so cute when she's angry LMHBrent (10:09:12 PM): like a rene zellewegger LMHBrent (10:09:14 PM): OH NICE LMHBrent (10:09:16 PM): omalley LMHBrent (10:09:17 PM): smooth TioJ (10:09:58 PM): i almost missed that... what's never this hard? LMHBrent (10:09:59 PM): who's that? LMHBrent (10:10:02 PM): blacktor1? TioJ (10:10:18 PM): that's blackt0r 3 LMHBrent (10:10:19 PM): what is that safety pinned LMHBrent (10:10:22 PM): is that a condom? LMHBrent (10:10:28 PM): on his top? TioJ (10:10:36 PM): wow you're soggy LMHBrent (10:10:43 PM): blown up condom LMHBrent (10:10:43 PM): hehe LMHBrent (10:10:47 PM): i don't know so i ask TioJ (10:10:52 PM): Seattle Grace! LMHBrent (10:11:07 PM): is blacktor2 chief now? TioJ (10:11:13 PM): blackt0r 2! TioJ (10:11:25 PM): acting chief, i think TioJ (10:11:38 PM): yeah, blackt0r 1 was the chick LMHBrent (10:11:40 PM): oh nice TioJ (10:11:46 PM): blackt0r 2 was this dude LMHBrent (10:11:48 PM): oh yeah blackt0r 3 is the old chief TioJ (10:12:01 PM): blackt0r 3 is the chief who faced the frat cockt0r at the end of the pilot LMHBrent (10:12:13 PM): is she angry at blackt0r 2 because he didn't use a cond0m? LMHBrent (10:12:22 PM): the one that blackt0r 3 is wearing? LMHBrent (10:12:23 PM): heheh TioJ (10:12:34 PM): blackt0r 1!!!!!!1 TioJ (10:13:00 PM): blackt0r 2!!!!!!oneone TioJ (10:13:44 PM): OK already this seems stupid TioJ (10:13:47 PM): commercial LMHBrent (10:13:48 PM): ooh this is going to be interesting LMHBrent (10:13:58 PM): all the tension LMHBrent (10:14:02 PM): i dunno what i'm going to do now TioJ (10:14:04 PM): OK one SHoPpers stupid is another SHoPpers interesting LMHBrent (10:14:09 PM): jax0r LMHBrent (10:14:24 PM): oh wait is that an approved word for 3amCing? LMHBrent (10:16:45 PM): oh so she's a doctor? LMHBrent (10:16:47 PM): and a lawyer? TioJ (10:16:48 PM): doesn't really matter TioJ (10:17:12 PM): nobody reads these LMHBrent (10:17:13 PM): that was mean TioJ (10:17:27 PM): i'd rather have the redhead than ellen pompeo TioJ (10:17:51 PM): although i suppose it depends what dr. ellen is wearing LMHBrent (10:18:00 PM): what about scrubs? TioJ (10:18:13 PM): what color? TioJ (10:18:28 PM): blackt0r 2 TioJ (10:18:33 PM): oh we missed a blackt0r 3 LMHBrent (10:19:05 PM): hahahaha LMHBrent (10:19:09 PM): i thought it would be free TioJ (10:19:49 PM): ooh dr. izzie LMHBrent (10:20:20 PM): yeah i like those victoria secret body movements LMHBrent (10:20:23 PM): i like you LMHBrent (10:20:28 PM): and your chocolate muffin baking LMHBrent (10:20:31 PM): mmmm mmmm good TioJ (10:20:34 PM): i wanna be raped by dr. izzie LMHBrent (10:21:03 PM): wtf LMHBrent (10:21:08 PM): WTFFF LMHBrent (10:21:10 PM): that didn't make sense TioJ (10:21:12 PM): giddy-up TioJ (10:21:22 PM): aww yeah blackt0r 2 LMHBrent (10:21:23 PM): that omalley guy is everywhere LMHBrent (10:21:28 PM): commercial LMHBrent (10:21:31 PM): i think we're off TioJ (10:21:39 PM): is it the cameron diaz movie? LMHBrent (10:21:42 PM): yeah LMHBrent (10:21:50 PM): "in her shoes" TioJ (10:21:58 PM): i like toni collette better than cameron diaz TioJ (10:23:57 PM): WTF? TioJ (10:24:06 PM): A or B: kate winslet or kiera knightley? TioJ (10:24:55 PM): blackt0r 3!!! TioJ (10:26:17 PM): LOL LMHBrent (10:26:23 PM): heh TioJ (10:26:52 PM): what a whore LMHBrent (10:27:00 PM): which one? TioJ (10:27:10 PM): "hey horsey-sunshine" TioJ (10:27:28 PM): oh the hot redhead LMHBrent (10:29:18 PM): yay ellen pompeo LMHBrent (10:29:19 PM): haha LMHBrent (10:29:20 PM): i'm like me TioJ (10:29:30 PM): sorry, froze up TioJ (10:29:32 PM): what's like me? LMHBrent (10:30:04 PM): it's coo TioJ (10:30:18 PM): shit, firefox almost crashed my shit LMHBrent (10:30:27 PM): oh i hate it when firefox almost crashes shit TioJ (10:31:00 PM): oh i guess i'm also burning a CD in the background too TioJ (10:31:03 PM): that's slowing shit up LMHBrent (10:31:10 PM): alia-yesh TioJ (10:31:12 PM): slowing shit down? LMHBrent (10:31:24 PM): oh that would slow some shit up and down TioJ (10:31:58 PM): mmm, sizzler LMHBrent (10:32:18 PM): right after the mb commercial? TioJ (10:32:31 PM): MB? LMHBrent (10:32:32 PM): california milk LMHBrent (10:32:34 PM): mercedes benz LMHBrent (10:32:37 PM): r-class TioJ (10:32:55 PM): i don't remember the mercedes commercial LMHBrent (10:33:02 PM): hurricane rita TioJ (10:33:02 PM): back LMHBrent (10:33:07 PM): short: hurita TioJ (10:33:28 PM): if she's a tropical Storm... Sarita TioJ (10:34:10 PM): blackt0rs 2 and 1 LMHBrent (10:34:35 PM): yesh LMHBrent (10:35:07 PM): wtf is this omalley TioJ (10:35:08 PM): blackt0r 3! LMHBrent (10:35:57 PM): so they're going to do the standstill? LMHBrent (10:36:37 PM): cool him down baby LMHBrent (10:36:42 PM): this is interesting TioJ (10:37:05 PM): oh he knew me TioJ (10:37:09 PM): blackt0r 1! LMHBrent (10:37:17 PM): yesh LMHBrent (10:37:20 PM): izzie LMHBrent (10:37:23 PM): looks tired LMHBrent (10:37:46 PM): dead loophole? TioJ (10:37:53 PM): i guess so TioJ (10:38:01 PM): dr. izzie is hot LMHBrent (10:38:06 PM): yeah she is LMHBrent (10:38:38 PM): man this is crazy shit LMHBrent (10:38:50 PM): commercial LMHBrent (10:38:52 PM): it's like 24 LMHBrent (10:38:53 PM): hahahah LMHBrent (10:38:59 PM): with the clock TioJ (10:39:10 PM): A or B: dr. izzie or KIM BAUER! LMHBrent (10:39:21 PM): hm tough question,... LMHBrent (10:39:27 PM): how about c: kiefer sutherland TioJ (10:39:34 PM): FUCK YOU BABY BOB LMHBrent (10:39:35 PM): or d: patrick depsey LMHBrent (10:39:39 PM): you don't like that kid? LMHBrent (10:39:41 PM): he's so cuuuute LMHBrent (10:39:44 PM): it unes phone LMHBrent (10:39:45 PM): yay TioJ (10:39:50 PM): ooh yeah hi hot chick in boots LMHBrent (10:39:56 PM): but no glasses LMHBrent (10:39:59 PM): so she must not be smart LMHBrent (10:40:05 PM): "hey yeah great bye" LMHBrent (10:40:12 PM): doesn't sound like she knows about differential equations TioJ (10:40:34 PM): well shit, neither do i so i'm not one to talk LMHBrent (10:40:40 PM): yay fidelity! LMHBrent (10:40:53 PM): hehehe you're different. she doesn't have an EIT LMHBrent (10:41:01 PM): and you probably look good in boots too LMHBrent (10:41:04 PM): BOOTS SUPPERS LMHBrent (10:42:03 PM): A or B: Martha stewart or Candace Bergen?a TioJ (10:44:01 PM): martha stewart LMHBrent (10:44:05 PM): seattle supperes TioJ (10:44:11 PM): blackt0r 2 LMHBrent (10:44:12 PM): ooh nice TioJ (10:45:33 PM): blackt0r3 LMHBrent (10:45:48 PM): yesh LMHBrent (10:45:54 PM): yay for interns LMHBrent (10:46:57 PM): what does 45 minutes constitute? LMHBrent (10:47:01 PM): it's just a freaking number LMHBrent (10:47:03 PM): it's not like a timed bomb TioJ (10:47:15 PM): yeah totally LMHBrent (10:47:26 PM): hehe blackt0r 3 said to blackt0r2: "you're everyone's father" LMHBrent (10:47:27 PM): heh TioJ (10:48:04 PM): wow she's a fucking horse LMHBrent (10:48:09 PM): yesh TioJ (10:48:20 PM): HORSE TioJ (10:48:26 PM): HORSE CITY LMHBrent (10:48:28 PM): hahaa TioJ (10:51:42 PM): 534++l_3 TioJ (10:52:23 PM): blackt0r 3 TioJ (10:52:25 PM): ! LMHBrent (10:52:54 PM): blackt0r3 snapping irish LMHBrent (10:52:56 PM): yesh TioJ (10:53:58 PM): WTF? i don't get it TioJ (10:54:06 PM): oh LMHBrent (10:54:14 PM): yeah weird LMHBrent (10:54:17 PM): justified TioJ (10:55:04 PM): jack3t LMHBrent (10:55:23 PM): yay for b3$+ fr!3ndz LMHBrent (10:55:44 PM): that's a better rain LMHBrent (10:55:56 PM): "the girl being screwed to get over being screwed" LMHBrent (10:56:06 PM): yay sounds like lyrics from a song LMHBrent (10:56:15 PM): oh damn LMHBrent (10:56:53 PM): i thought horse face was going to tell blackt0r 2 she was pregnant TioJ (10:57:35 PM): yeah me too LMHBrent (10:57:41 PM): wasn't itsa id in the previews? TioJ (10:57:46 PM): and oh wonderful dr. izzie is gonna start in w/the frat cockt0r LMHBrent (10:57:48 PM): oh well LMHBrent (10:59:03 PM): "i'm your person" LMHBrent (10:59:06 PM): what does that mean TioJ (10:59:08 PM): izzie/meredith/christina LMHBrent (10:59:23 PM): ooh soundtrack album LMHBrent (10:59:36 PM): wife has straight hair now LMHBrent (10:59:37 PM): hehe TioJ (10:59:41 PM): horse-face just said that meredith was "her person" as the emergency contact LMHBrent (10:59:53 PM): oh LMHBrent (10:59:54 PM): i c TioJ (11:00:00 PM): OK dude TioJ (11:00:21 PM): good tV this week, i'm sure we'll 3amC shit later TioJ (11:00:43 PM): although i could be @ the zoo a lot since giants-padres 4-game series TioJ (11:00:51 PM): giants 4 games back as of tonight LMHBrent has left the chat room. TioJ has left the chat room.