Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing?, Part II

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Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing?

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Vatican's search for gays in seminaries raises alarm

OK. Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier. The Catholic Church is not to be a microcosm of the World as a whole. It is definitely not to be a microcosm of the United States of America. So all you heathen pigfuckers can take your notions of a liberal, touchy-feely, modernized pope and go STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.

You can take your notions of democracy and a representative republic and wipe your dicks off with them. Just because you learned a few fancy words at your community college [cough]lelandstanfurdJUNIORuniversity![/cough] doesn't mean that everything you encounter in your busy-body, holier-than-thou life has to adopt these specialized principles.

And fuck you, especially not those institutions of which you have no respect, concern, or even relevance.

You're probably the same people who want to see diversity in government appointments, if only to "accurately reflect" American society. Horseshit. So you want to appoint stupid incompetents to office too? They're a huge portion of society-- one of them is reading this right now-- but I don't think that efficiency should be sacrificed in the name of diversity.

Still not convinced that my Catholic Church is an entity not bound by government quotas or meaningless Leftist legislation? 1) Get Bent, and then 2) really, who the fuck are you to stick your nose into something that's not your business? Oh, of course. That's typical Liberal SOP.

This isn't any of your business. When you jump onto the whole Nicene Creed thing, and can recite it to me from memory, then shit we'll talk all you want between pancake breakfasts, crab feeds and bingo.

Until then, please to be sticking to the lakes and the rivers to which you are accustomed.

Dominus Vobiscum, shithead

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith