There is no God. Man, that God-dude has one fucked-up sense of humor

Did you welcome Him back into your life when she left Uncle Jesse? Yes, I did too. (I took out the hardcore blasphemy. The tongue-in-cheek blasphemy remains. Read on, Citizen SHoPper...)

It was one of those Footprints moments, but when Uncle Jesse and the SI swimsuit chick got married, the one set of footprints was not because God was carrying you, but God had doubled over in laughter at his little Easter Egg gone awry.

Just when you thought God couldn't get any funnier, He tries this shit on us. Wonderful.

Rebecca Romijn Engaged to Jerry O'Connell


Uncool, God. The guy from Tomcats? At least that Allah dude would've jihadded jerry o'connell's ass by now.

Also his Bachelor brother. And all the Little Brains out there who watched (and still watch) the Bachelor and all of its retarded mutations.

So much Jihad, So little time... **sigh**

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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