Screw wacky Iraqi religious zealotry. We got female soldiers giving lapdances to terrorists.
Good thing you Leftist Hippie Bastard Humps have your priorities straight and all. We wouldn't want to do anything demeaning or degrading like win a War or something like that.
Seriously, all pictures of Tio Jaime committing war crimes on himself in Las Vegas aside, where's the indignation? Where's the uproar? Almost a thousand dead iraqis, and not a peep from Cindy Sheehan who very recently became a good friend of Arabs if only because it makes here all the more effective an enemy of Israel? You laugh now at crazed Vacaville loonies, but just you wait.
Here, some P.J. O'Rourke to rattle your cage a bit...
| Excerpt from P.J. O'Rourke's Peace Kills, pg. 140 |
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| And I don't blame most nations for not supporting the United States. The world is full of loathesome governments run by criminals, thugs, and beasts. When President Bush mentioned "regime change," hairy little ears pricked up all over the earth. Beads of sweat broke out on low, sloping brows. Bloodstained, grasping hands began to tremble. Poor Colin Powell had to get on the phone to various hyenas in high office and explain to them that America itself was in need of regime change from 1992 to 2000, and we didn't precision-bomb the fellow who was responsible, and we only impeached him a little. |
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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