| Was playing some MVP Baseball 2005 tonight. In xb0x0r baseball action... Brett Tomko pitched the Giants to a 5-0 win over the Astros in Houston. Astros were held to 3 hits, and the Giants went ahead with a 5-run seventh inning. Mike Matheny hit a two-run homer to left-center to start the rally. The Secretary called during the xb0x0r game to tell me that she wouldn't be able to go to the actual Giants game tomorrow. (G-men/Angels exhibition tomorrow night at AT&T park). Shortly thereafter, an ex-GF returned my call from earlier today. I had won some tickets to a comedy show, but all of my friends were busy or sick. Eventually a cancellation made me limit the search to friends already located in the City. But she called back after 1) the show had started and 2) I had already decided to stay in and play baseball. We talked for a bit. She mentioned, somewhat irately, that her little brother googled her full name and found my blog entry here. That's a xanga province post, which has since been archived at Tio Jaime: Aleph One. The mirror, which looks a lot nicer, is here. I've changed her name, as she and her fancy-schmancy law degree say that my posting her actual name is slanderous and libelous. Whatevers! I'm not the one who named her boobs that! It was the name generator! I just reposted it for everybody's entertainment. And as such, I hope that her little brother was heartily entertained by reading about his sister's boobs. Anycrap, as she is in my favor, I have complied with her request to take off her full name, lest somebody more important search for her and read about Bambi and Thumper. She then asked that I not repost her real name when I blog about how she made me change the post. I guess I'll go ahead and do that too... And the post title? At some point she offered that sage bit of advice to me. But WTF man, haven't I complied with enough of her requests already today? Oh that's right, Citizen SHoPpers, it's Covettin' Time! Bonus for you. This one never made it to the ex-GF stage, but if you're a faithful Citizen SHoPper, you've probably been wondering what she looked like. (Keep clicking on her name post-by-post if you want to find the beginning.)
Fret not, Citizen SHoPpers! I ran this by the MiniTrue, and he gave me carte blanche to post this picture up at will. And post it I shall... If she was crafty, she could've found the SHoP already. Tricia & Julie/Bambi & Thumper did... Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith |
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's pasties
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