I didn't quite pay as much attention to this all new episode of Grey's Anatomy as I would've liked. I guess I was taking an ignorant-page from our unusually-shitty troll's playbook.
I'd lke to take the time to apologize to you, Citizen ShoPpers, on behalf of my fellow SHoP Overlords (and one Overlady). While we strive to bring you the best in political entertainment, we have no real quality control over the embarassing shittiness and lack of reading value of our trolls.
| Live 3am Criticism of a pretty craptacular episode of ABC's Grey's Anatomy |
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TioJ has entered the chat room.
TioJ (9:48:31 PM): hello dere!
TioJ (9:48:43 PM): got about 11 mins until Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (9:48:57 PM): surprisingly, I have no TV backlogged going into this week!
TioJ (9:49:14 PM): gonna poop, brb
TioJ (10:00:10 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:00:26 PM): ooh mexi-doctor!
TioJ (10:00:59 PM): he's cutting his hair?
TioJ (10:01:38 PM): i don't like dr. flighty-C.U.N.T. anymore
TioJ (10:01:43 PM): not because of the george thing
TioJ (10:01:57 PM): she just looked waaay better in Old School
TioJ (10:02:48 PM): holy fuck, what a nice horse!
TioJ (10:03:04 PM): oh no, that's just dr. HFA-asian
TioJ (10:04:20 PM): ooh, it's dr. poison oak-crotch
TioJ (10:05:54 PM): too many black doctors again
TioJ (10:06:02 PM): LOL
TioJ (10:06:08 PM): she got faced by dr. hobbit
TioJ (10:06:40 PM): she had a fork in her neck?
TioJ (10:06:48 PM): awww, no Cosy in the Rocket? ha ha
TioJ (10:09:22 PM): special attention under the table
TioJ (10:09:51 PM): and she clamped down
TioJ (10:09:57 PM): wow. how original.
TioJ (10:11:52 PM): it's the mexi-doctor
TioJ (10:12:17 PM): "you wanna see something really cool?"
TioJ (10:13:07 PM): oh it wasn't like a pubic tattoo or anything =(
TioJ (10:15:39 PM): "this couldn't really suck any worse"
TioJ (10:15:51 PM): oh she went to berkeley
TioJ (10:15:52 PM): whore
TioJ (10:15:58 PM): WHORECITY
TioJ (10:20:37 PM): OK wtf, since i was ignoring dr. ignoramus-C.U.N.T. and her patient, i missed him and the whole stoppage of breathing
TioJ (10:23:07 PM): OK American Inventor might actually work...
TioJ (10:25:19 PM): Dr. ignoramus-C.U.N.T. getting mad @ frat cockt0r in teh on-call room
TioJ (10:26:30 PM): ooh hello dr. torres
TioJ (10:26:33 PM): LOL
TioJ (10:26:48 PM): and it's the crazy husband w/the hots for dr. poison crotch
TioJ (10:29:03 PM): "they have no right to be mad at me, it's none of their business"
TioJ (10:29:08 PM): WHORE CITY
TioJ (10:34:07 PM): STFU you little shit
TioJ (10:35:18 PM): and i think i missed something about a double-barreled brain-something-or-other
TioJ (10:35:31 PM): at least this time, these black people are visiting Seattle as tourists
TioJ (10:36:34 PM): "babies just like me"
TioJ (10:36:40 PM): "speaks to your good bedside manner"
TioJ (10:37:23 PM): LOL
TioJ (10:37:30 PM): "think she has a couch you can sleep on?"
TioJ (10:40:10 PM): episode kinda sucks
TioJ (10:40:20 PM): they gonna show the mexi-doctor topless or what?
TioJ (10:41:04 PM): LOL he cut off his finger
 TioJ (10:41:07 PM): ronnie-lott style
TioJ (10:46:32 PM): yay for more thinly-veiled parallels.
TioJ (10:46:34 PM): again.
TioJ (10:48:59 PM): "internet(s) didn't say anything about infection"
TioJ (10:49:04 PM): yeah, that stupid internet
TioJ (10:49:22 PM): Ronnie Lott, dude!
TioJ (10:49:26 PM): that's waht i fucking said!
TioJ (10:49:29 PM): NINER NATION
TioJ (10:49:36 PM): LOL
TioJ (10:49:38 PM): sorry
TioJ (10:49:41 PM): i didn't mean to laugh
TioJ (10:52:31 PM): everything's going to change now, isn't it?
TioJ (10:52:38 PM): retard Hermione
TioJ (10:52:56 PM): i still want to nail her
TioJ (10:53:38 PM): and already, only into the second season of GA, the patrick dempsey / dr. flighty-C.U.N.T. is already a tired storyline
TioJ (10:55:03 PM): yay! Use the Elevator!
TioJ (10:55:09 PM): what a stupid episode
TioJ (10:55:32 PM): wow that was a quick turnaround on the elevator-advice
TioJ (10:56:19 PM): and since when do elevators not spring open when somebody breaks the door plane?
TioJ (10:57:09 PM): oh yay and now blackt0r 2 and o'malley are jammin'!
TioJ (10:57:19 PM): what a dumbfuck of an episode
TioJ (10:58:21 PM): huh? WTF now? now you wanna have some meaningful conversation between patrick dempsey and dr. poison crotch?
TioJ (10:58:45 PM): i didn't think it was physically possible, but this stupid episode is going to be more disjointed than the 3am Criticism
TioJ (10:59:18 PM): it's about time
TioJ (10:59:38 PM): Next Sunday on an all new episode of Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (10:59:49 PM): lots of fatalities next week!
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Luckily I paid enough attention to catch the Ronnie Lott thing. And eight minutes before they actually said "ronnie lott". Damn, I'm good.
enjoy the remainder of the weekend,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith |
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