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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

ooh, that's not moira kelly, but a moira kelly look-alike & allahu akbar that MOTHERFUCKER & those frat guys are kinda gay

Two of your SHoP Overlords are in on the ground floor! LMHBrent and I not only watched the series premiere of The Unit, but we Dual, Live 3am Criticized it for you! Oh yes!

Well, if only to qualify our my excitement, it was kind of a 24 meets Desparate Housewives. The chicks kinda got annoying. This show needed more dead terrorists.

But don't they all?

Oh wait, I forgot. This is the pre-criticism. Eh, read it anyway. You'll like it.

your Pre-Criticism Show, with your SHoP Overlords LMHBrent and Tio Jaime!
You are now in chat room "WHORECITY."
LMHBrent has entered the chat room.

LMHBrent (8:38:08 PM): Good Evening, SHoPpers!
TioJ has entered the chat room.
TioJ (8:39:22 PM): hello dere
TioJ (8:40:02 PM): OK, LMHBrent... we have about 20 mins until the series premiere of The Unit
LMHBrent (8:40:18 PM): and i *should* be spending that precious time studying for my midterm tomorrow.
TioJ (8:40:27 PM): eh
TioJ (8:40:30 PM): plenty of time
TioJ (8:40:41 PM): Just one show for the SHoP.... and maybe TAR9
LMHBrent (8:40:55 PM): just one show
TioJ (8:41:08 PM): oh, check out some recent 3amCs, as I'm trying to make the move back to the original 3amC
LMHBrent (8:41:09 PM): i'm making a sacrifice for the SHoP
TioJ (8:41:21 PM): kinda sparse
LMHBrent (8:41:43 PM): what was the original 3amC?
TioJ (8:42:41 PM): here, check out... http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2006/02/dr-omalley-stop-looking-at-my-va-jay.html
LMHBrent (8:43:02 PM): you might enjoy this: gay gangster site
LMHBrent (8:43:03 PM): http://www.gangstafag.com/
TioJ (8:43:14 PM): you'll see they're like less than a min per post
LMHBrent (8:43:19 PM): i'm still trying to catch up to grey's anatomy
LMHBrent (8:43:37 PM): (oh you probably should delete that above site from the 3amC)
LMHBrent (8:43:41 PM): ...unless you want it in there
TioJ (8:44:00 PM): oh fuck yeah, baby, we're live
TioJ (8:44:03 PM): there's no off switch
TioJ (8:45:31 PM): oh so check out the 3amC above, and even the one it links to... very short
LMHBrent (8:45:56 PM): heh
LMHBrent (8:46:00 PM): ok
TioJ (8:46:46 PM): good Grey's Anatomy... funny line w/the "va-jay-jay"
LMHBrent (8:47:16 PM): is jay-jay pronounced jah-eye jah-eye?
LMHBrent (8:47:24 PM): or jay (as in blue jay)
TioJ (8:47:45 PM): blue jay
LMHBrent (8:48:41 PM): oh okay
LMHBrent (8:48:44 PM): so do want to keep them short?
LMHBrent (8:48:56 PM): not long like our previous dual lives?
TioJ (8:49:04 PM): yeah those got really long
LMHBrent (8:49:20 PM): okay so i'll do my best to restrain myself
TioJ (8:49:31 PM): nevermind that all of this pre-3amC shit is gonna make it long
TioJ (8:49:37 PM): are you watching this NCIS show?
LMHBrent (8:49:40 PM): no
TioJ (8:49:48 PM): that gothy chick kinda scares me
LMHBrent (8:49:51 PM): i'm not yet in front of a teevee
TioJ (8:50:23 PM): the moira kelly chick is kinda cute
LMHBrent (8:50:31 PM): ooh
TioJ (8:52:38 PM): ooh, that's not moira kelly, but a moira kelly look-alike
TioJ (8:52:40 PM): http://www.cbs.com/primetime/ncis/bios/cote_de_pablo_bio.shtml
LMHBrent (8:55:49 PM): yum yum
LMHBrent (8:55:55 PM): okay i guess i better get to a tv
TioJ (8:56:02 PM): oh yesh
TioJ (9:00:15 PM): here we go!

OK duh. A couple of cool links later, here's your 3am Criticism.

Dual, Live 3am Criticism of the Series Premiere of The Unit on CBS
TioJ (9:01:12 PM): dude, that chick isn't good looking
LMHBrent (9:01:14 PM): saint louis, afghanistan
TioJ (9:01:22 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!
LMHBrent (9:01:37 PM): wait, if he's on this show... he's not on 24 anymore is he?!?
LMHBrent (9:01:46 PM): i finished season 3 not too long ago
TioJ (9:01:50 PM): i'm in the middle of season 3 of 24
LMHBrent (9:01:54 PM): ah
TioJ (9:02:39 PM): like a black Senator and a white dude don't stick out like sore thumbs?
LMHBrent (9:02:49 PM): yeah huh
LMHBrent (9:03:18 PM): black dude 2 looked angry
LMHBrent (9:04:02 PM): oh cool
TioJ (9:04:04 PM): OH YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
LMHBrent (9:04:06 PM): was that an f-22?
TioJ (9:04:07 PM): GET SOME
LMHBrent (9:04:11 PM): or f18
TioJ (9:04:16 PM): LOL
TioJ (9:04:27 PM): the mule was PWNX0R3D
TioJ (9:05:24 PM): THE UNIT
TioJ (9:05:49 PM): what do you think so far?
LMHBrent (9:06:09 PM): hm.
LMHBrent (9:06:12 PM): hard to say
LMHBrent (9:07:12 PM): i'll give it a bit more time
LMHBrent (9:07:14 PM): what about you?
TioJ (9:07:19 PM): so far so good
TioJ (9:07:24 PM): they blew up some terrorists
TioJ (9:07:26 PM): shot a mule
LMHBrent (9:07:38 PM): yeah they get double-good points for that
LMHBrent (9:08:00 PM): there's a guy riding a chicken like a bull commercial
TioJ (9:08:16 PM): "fuckin chicken?"
LMHBrent (9:08:27 PM): maybe buckin' chicken
TioJ (9:08:33 PM): oh
TioJ (9:09:01 PM): Fort Griffith
TioJ (9:09:22 PM): oh it's the T-1000
LMHBrent (9:09:42 PM): cool
TioJ (9:09:48 PM): Col. T-1000
TioJ (9:10:07 PM): Pocatello, ID
LMHBrent (9:10:19 PM): poke a tell low
TioJ (9:11:05 PM): ooh, i like the vulcan-looking chick
LMHBrent (9:11:16 PM): she seems perky
LMHBrent (9:11:40 PM): yeah blondie is not a goodie
TioJ (9:11:57 PM): OK this chick is annoying
LMHBrent (9:12:02 PM): vulcanite has big lips
TioJ (9:12:46 PM): and because he's a cripple?
LMHBrent (9:12:58 PM): and because ... yesh
TioJ (9:13:09 PM): more mules?
LMHBrent (9:13:18 PM): it's the mule episode!
LMHBrent (9:13:42 PM): mules and squirrels
LMHBrent (9:14:02 PM): "this is for me", wow that guy is smart
TioJ (9:14:07 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:14:13 PM): smrt
TioJ (9:14:16 PM): ooh blonde cleavage!
TioJ (9:14:24 PM): damn, she's ugly
LMHBrent (9:14:35 PM): my mac's been out four times too. go apple!
TioJ (9:14:47 PM): STFU
TioJ (9:14:53 PM): WHORE CITY
LMHBrent (9:15:19 PM): stand down ladies!
LMHBrent (9:15:34 PM): the better sex showed them
TioJ (9:15:37 PM): Breaking news in Wyndam!
TioJ (9:16:11 PM): 2 MP5s bitches!
LMHBrent (9:16:44 PM): momma's getting her honey ready, how nice!
LMHBrent (9:16:49 PM): hooah
TioJ (9:16:53 PM): LET'S DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS
LMHBrent (9:17:06 PM): oh he's not going!
TioJ (9:17:14 PM): he's a cripple-dude
LMHBrent (9:17:19 PM): drat
TioJ (9:17:23 PM): "The Cave"
LMHBrent (9:17:25 PM): that would have been so awesome if he came along
LMHBrent (9:17:35 PM): or maybe it would be awesome if he just came
TioJ (9:17:37 PM): yeah dude
TioJ (9:17:51 PM): yeah because islamo-terrorists like to hijack planes in Idaho
TioJ (9:18:02 PM): posse comitatus?
TioJ (9:18:10 PM): I had to look that up for an episode of 24
LMHBrent (9:18:16 PM): what is that?
TioJ (9:18:23 PM): i forget
TioJ (9:19:03 PM): STFU WHORE
LMHBrent (9:19:16 PM): yeah she's annoying exponentially every time she talks
TioJ (9:19:30 PM): i still wanna hump her
LMHBrent (9:19:34 PM): she's kinda dumb for someone who takes classes at college
TioJ (9:19:49 PM): aww yeah bitches
LMHBrent (9:19:54 PM): you can hump her with duct tape on her mouth
TioJ (9:20:11 PM): yeah, you should totally put soldier's lives in the hands of their dumbfuck wives
TioJ (9:20:19 PM): You're in The Unit!
LMHBrent (9:20:25 PM): boo-yah
LMHBrent (9:20:43 PM): yeah that might be the fall of this show in the future (wives)
TioJ (9:20:50 PM): heh
LMHBrent (9:20:57 PM): episode xx: Jonas' wife gets kidnapped
TioJ (9:21:31 PM): that's fucking annoying
LMHBrent (9:21:38 PM): amen
TioJ (9:21:54 PM): WHORE
LMHBrent (9:21:56 PM): CITY
TioJ (9:22:07 PM): STFU
LMHBrent (9:22:11 PM): ooh lie down huh?
TioJ (9:22:40 PM): whoops
LMHBrent (9:22:56 PM): that was d-u-m dumb
TioJ (9:23:03 PM): commercial
TioJ (9:23:36 PM): oh dude! check out John London's podcast on iTunes
LMHBrent (9:23:36 PM): the music for this commercial reminds me of "a beautiful mind"
LMHBrent (9:23:46 PM): oh yeah
LMHBrent (9:23:48 PM): i gotta do that
TioJ (9:24:05 PM): check out http://johnlondon1069freefm.blogspot.com
TioJ (9:24:33 PM): somewhat at my suggestion, they put up a good segment from yesterday!
LMHBrent (9:24:51 PM): http://www.971freefm.com/
LMHBrent (9:24:57 PM): ehh-lay!
TioJ (9:25:53 PM): oh wonderful, adam carolla
TioJ (9:25:55 PM): that guy sucks
LMHBrent (9:26:04 PM): yeah
TioJ (9:26:06 PM): you don't have tom leykis?
LMHBrent (9:26:07 PM): oh back
TioJ (9:26:09 PM): ooh, they're back!
TioJ (9:27:15 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_comitatus
LMHBrent (9:27:27 PM): here we go
TioJ (9:27:47 PM): cool shit...
LMHBrent (9:27:48 PM): nice landing
TioJ (9:27:57 PM): oh wonderful, she's pregnant!
TioJ (9:28:15 PM): enough of the gay shit, get back to the terrorist killing
LMHBrent (9:28:40 PM): there we go
TioJ (9:29:04 PM): Tac-Ops Center!
TioJ (9:29:09 PM): ooh hi
LMHBrent (9:29:13 PM): Tee Oh See
TioJ (9:29:38 PM): that chick is a Pee Oh Ay
LMHBrent (9:30:03 PM): POA?
TioJ (9:30:08 PM): piece of ass
LMHBrent (9:30:17 PM): butterface?
TioJ (9:30:30 PM): no no, piece of ass is good
LMHBrent (9:30:33 PM): ah
LMHBrent (9:31:05 PM): vulcanite is happy now
TioJ (9:31:50 PM): HAHO?
TioJ (9:31:56 PM): High Altitude, High Open?
LMHBrent (9:31:57 PM): high altitude
LMHBrent (9:32:04 PM): not sure about the HO
LMHBrent (9:32:22 PM): yes president palmer!
LMHBrent (9:33:57 PM): there's a lot of talking
TioJ (9:34:00 PM): Yamo Halamo!
LMHBrent (9:34:09 PM): Halo-Halo!
TioJ (9:34:17 PM): Yoogas-Biznoogas!
TioJ (9:35:38 PM): OK dude, i'm sorry, but am i supposed to care that Christopher Reeve's widow died?
TioJ (9:35:45 PM): and cool, a high speed chase in LA!
LMHBrent (9:35:46 PM): heh
LMHBrent (9:35:52 PM): seriously?
TioJ (9:35:54 PM): (news highlights coming up at 11)
LMHBrent (9:36:07 PM): wow and it rained here today
LMHBrent (9:36:15 PM): would've been cool if it crashed
TioJ (9:36:33 PM): i think one of the dudes tripped and face-planted ont he freeway
TioJ (9:37:38 PM): ha ha
LMHBrent (9:37:43 PM): heh
LMHBrent (9:37:51 PM): some girl just showed vulcanite
LMHBrent (9:38:28 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HALO/HAHO
LMHBrent (9:39:17 PM): MRS degree?
TioJ (9:39:35 PM): she's gonna major in being a WHORE
TioJ (9:40:02 PM): yeah take that WHORE
TioJ (9:40:52 PM): stop showing the stupid chicks already
LMHBrent (9:40:57 PM): serioiusly
TioJ (9:40:59 PM): ooh nice ass
TioJ (9:41:25 PM): yeah, WHORE
TioJ (9:41:28 PM): WHORE CITY
LMHBrent (9:41:31 PM): OOOH
TioJ (9:41:55 PM): yeah bitch, feel the force of THE UNIT
LMHBrent (9:42:28 PM): how come the spotters aren't cammo'd either?
TioJ (9:42:53 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:42:57 PM): NICe
TioJ (9:43:00 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJ (9:43:38 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:43:47 PM): HAHAHAH
TioJ (9:43:52 PM): that was fucking HILARIOUS
LMHBrent (9:43:53 PM): FBI got schooled
LMHBrent (9:43:55 PM): by president palmer
LMHBrent (9:44:07 PM): so like who is the target audience for this show?
TioJ (9:44:15 PM): it was cool that he deadpanned theline
LMHBrent (9:44:18 PM): cuz there's part female chix
TioJ (9:44:24 PM): probably the same as 24
TioJ (9:44:29 PM): i dunno...
LMHBrent (9:44:38 PM): and then the military cool shit
TioJ (9:44:58 PM): yeah hopefully they're realize that chicks are retarded and then they'll phase out the dumb women
LMHBrent (9:45:38 PM): for the women, "UNIT" should be a homonym for you, knit!
TioJ (9:45:55 PM): homophone?
LMHBrent (9:46:01 PM): homophone
LMHBrent (9:46:54 PM): gay cell?
TioJ (9:48:12 PM): long commercial break
LMHBrent (9:48:23 PM): we're close
TioJ (9:48:25 PM): c'mon! get back to the show! i wanna see if that chick leaves with her daughter!
LMHBrent (9:48:33 PM): oh damn they showed clips of the h.s. chase
TioJ (9:48:53 PM): oh yesh
TioJ (9:49:09 PM): YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE, TERRORIST FUCKERS
LMHBrent (9:49:12 PM): oh nice!
LMHBrent (9:49:31 PM): go rangers!
LMHBrent (9:49:34 PM): not the texas kind
LMHBrent (9:50:01 PM): that's a full plane in idaho
TioJ (9:50:16 PM): yeah right, like there are exploda-muslims in idaho
TioJ (9:50:50 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
LMHBrent (9:50:51 PM): niice
LMHBrent (9:51:03 PM): that was sweet
TioJ (9:51:12 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJ (9:51:14 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJ (9:51:33 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJ (9:51:39 PM): YEAH FUCK YOU TERRORIST
LMHBrent (9:51:40 PM): damn
TioJ (9:51:59 PM): allahu akbar that MOTHERFUCKER
TioJ (9:52:14 PM): GET OFF THIS PLANE
LMHBrent (9:52:16 PM): OH YEAH
TioJ (9:52:17 PM): GET OFF THIS PLANE
TioJ (9:52:18 PM): GET
TioJ (9:52:19 PM): OFF
TioJ (9:52:24 PM): THIS PLANE
LMHBrent (9:53:20 PM): yay for the national guard!
LMHBrent (9:53:22 PM): heh
TioJ (9:53:27 PM): woowee!
TioJ (9:53:50 PM): ooh hi vulcan boobs
TioJ (9:54:04 PM): could've chosen a hotter black chick
LMHBrent (9:54:09 PM): yeah seriously
LMHBrent (9:54:40 PM): heh
LMHBrent (9:54:45 PM): leave your door unlocked
LMHBrent (9:54:51 PM): i might come over for a midnight visit
TioJ (9:55:25 PM): a midnight snack
TioJ (9:55:28 PM): ?
LMHBrent (9:55:35 PM): yeshhhhhh
LMHBrent (9:55:48 PM): what the
LMHBrent (9:55:56 PM): besu-balluh
TioJ (9:56:03 PM): dude, if that was me?
TioJ (9:56:21 PM): i'd be like, "stupid WHORE, where's my breakfast? what's with this stupid baseball glove shit?"
LMHBrent (9:56:26 PM): HAHAHA
LMHBrent (9:56:28 PM): yeah
TioJ (9:56:51 PM): special mirror? some surveliance thing?
LMHBrent (9:56:56 PM): oh could be
LMHBrent (9:56:59 PM): didn't think about it
LMHBrent (9:57:09 PM): maybe they're vyeuristic
LMHBrent (9:57:14 PM): WHAT THE
LMHBrent (9:57:25 PM): OMG
TioJ (9:57:37 PM): whoa, hold on now
LMHBrent (9:57:41 PM): dude
LMHBrent (9:57:42 PM): that is wrong
LMHBrent (9:57:49 PM): well that was a twist
LMHBrent (9:57:52 PM): i didn't expect
TioJ (9:57:56 PM): oh how stupid, they're trying to play up a shitty Desperate Housewives angle
LMHBrent (9:58:00 PM): yeah
TioJ (9:58:01 PM): I just realized
LMHBrent (9:58:08 PM): it's a little too WHORish though
LMHBrent (9:58:19 PM): if i want that shit i'll watch the sunday night show
TioJ (9:58:32 PM): DUDE, IT'S PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!
LMHBrent (9:58:34 PM): yay president palmer
TioJ (9:58:41 PM): selling allstate insurance!
LMHBrent (9:58:42 PM): oh shit
LMHBrent (9:58:45 PM): oops
LMHBrent (9:58:49 PM): crash
LMHBrent (9:58:51 PM): poof
LMHBrent (9:59:00 PM): i'm in good hands with president palmer!
LMHBrent (9:59:02 PM): woo
LMHBrent (9:59:05 PM): s00t
TioJ (9:59:06 PM): heh
LMHBrent (9:59:09 PM): w00t w00t
TioJ (9:59:22 PM): you wanna watch some TAR9?
LMHBrent (9:59:28 PM): nah i gotta study
LMHBrent (9:59:33 PM): but i'll d/l it
LMHBrent (9:59:38 PM): and wathc it later
LMHBrent (9:59:40 PM): oh dude did i tell you
LMHBrent (9:59:50 PM): i finally got my secret clearance?
TioJ (9:59:54 PM): ooh, another black chick!
LMHBrent (10:00:09 PM): we are all brack people!
TioJ (10:00:11 PM): nice job, dude!
LMHBrent (10:00:14 PM): okay i'll ttyl dude

Not so bad. I wanna watch it again next Tuesday. But I was taping the first two episodes of Sons & Daughters, and we'll see if that gets the Live 3amC nod. I'll try to watch those tomorrow...

But for the second half of the Tues-dee Doubleheader, The Amazing Race 9!

Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 9, episode 2
TioJ (10:00:16 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE!
LMHBrent (10:00:17 PM): go watch TAR
TioJ (10:00:25 PM): Ok dude, will talk to you soon
LMHBrent (10:00:29 PM): yah
LMHBrent has left the chat room.
TioJ (10:01:04 PM): ooh hi hot pink boobies
TioJ (10:01:52 PM): dumb fag
TioJ (10:02:07 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (10:02:11 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (10:02:14 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (10:02:16 PM): A MAZE ING
TioJ (10:02:20 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (10:02:23 PM): A MAZE ING
TioJ (10:02:24 PM): AMAZING
TioJ (10:02:28 PM): AAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE!!!!!!!
TioJ (10:02:34 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE!!!!!!!!!!
TioJ (10:02:38 PM): AAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE!!!!
TioJ (10:02:45 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING!
TioJ (10:04:09 PM): oh fuck, it's the shitty gnome again
TioJ (10:05:35 PM): This is Sao Paolo, Brazil
TioJ (10:05:48 PM): massive soccer stadium was the first pit stop...
TioJ (10:06:06 PM): Eric and Jeremy, first to depart 5:34am
TioJ (10:06:15 PM): travel 2.5 miles to edificio copan
TioJ (10:06:36 PM): stupid man whores
TioJ (10:06:47 PM): BJ & Tyler, second to depart 5:36am
TioJ (10:07:15 PM): Wanda and Desiree, third to depart 5:45
TioJ (10:07:27 PM): and holy goddam i wanna be doubleteamed by that
TioJ (10:07:39 PM): David and Lori fourth to depart, i don't give a fuck what time
TioJ (10:08:06 PM): ooh desiree in glasses!
TioJ (10:08:11 PM): Goddam!
TioJ (10:08:45 PM): Lake and Michelle fifth to depart
TioJ (10:09:02 PM): Joesph and Monica, sixth to depart 6:13am
TioJ (10:09:27 PM): Ray and Yolanda, seventh to depart, kinda late
TioJ (10:09:38 PM): Fran and Barry, 8th to depart
TioJ (10:09:46 PM): Barry looks hardcore
TioJ (10:10:07 PM): Danielle and Dani, ninth to depart?
TioJ (10:10:13 PM): ha ha, you stupid WHORES
TioJ (10:10:25 PM): Lisa and Joni, last to depart
TioJ (10:11:14 PM): wow, so everybody bottlenecked after the first pitstop?
TioJ (10:11:18 PM): what a waste
TioJ (10:11:27 PM): Roadblock!
TioJ (10:11:34 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
TioJ (10:11:36 PM): Fire Drill!
TioJ (10:11:45 PM): climb up a fire escape, rapel down
TioJ (10:13:03 PM): STFU you stupid americans
TioJ (10:13:09 PM): yeah, that wasn't annoying
TioJ (10:14:32 PM): teams must now go to a bus station
TioJ (10:14:40 PM): bus to Brotas, Brazil
TioJ (10:23:32 PM): and the frat boys sound kinda gay
TioJ (10:24:36 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJ (10:25:03 PM): Press It or Climb It
TioJ (10:25:43 PM): fucking goddam fag hippies
TioJ (10:26:05 PM): those frat guys are kinda gay
TioJ (10:26:31 PM): gonna slip on your speedo? yeah that's not gay
TioJ (10:27:47 PM): great, oversexed frat boys
TioJ (10:27:51 PM): how annoying
TioJ (10:28:21 PM): travel 20 miles to Primavera de something
TioJ (10:29:21 PM): fuck youand your hippie power
TioJ (10:30:17 PM): OMG that little boricua is HAWT
TioJ (10:48:39 PM): dave and lori team #4
TioJ (10:48:49 PM): ooh yeah
TioJ (10:48:56 PM): rayand yolanda team #5
TioJ (10:49:02 PM): ooh desiree
TioJ (10:49:18 PM): GODDAMIT SHE'S HOT wanda and desiree team #6
TioJ (10:53:59 PM): yeah i wonder
TioJ (10:54:01 PM): oh
TioJ (10:54:08 PM): lake/michelle team #7
TioJ (10:54:14 PM): holy shit hi boobs
TioJ (10:54:20 PM): danielle/dani team #8
TioJ (10:54:25 PM): big boobies
TioJ (10:55:10 PM): fran/barry team #9
TioJ (10:55:28 PM): glamazons? ha!
TioJ (10:55:50 PM): lisa/joni, you are the last team to arrive
TioJ (10:56:00 PM): I'm sorry to say you've been Philiminated from the Race
TioJ (10:58:50 PM): oh, and somewhere, he said stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJ (10:59:09 PM): On the Next episode of TAR
TioJ (10:59:12 PM): travel to moscow
TioJ (10:59:34 PM): ooh MILF!
TioJ (10:59:46 PM): OK time for bed... i kinda dozed off during that episode there...
TioJ has left the chat room.

OK that's all for now. I'll have Sons and Daughters for you, hopefully tomorrow?

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith