Two of your SHoP Overlords are in on the ground floor! LMHBrent and I not only watched the series premiere of The Unit, but we Dual, Live 3am Criticized it for you! Oh yes!
Well, if only to qualify our my excitement, it was kind of a 24 meets Desparate Housewives. The chicks kinda got annoying. This show needed more dead terrorists.
But don't they all?
Oh wait, I forgot. This is the pre-criticism. Eh, read it anyway. You'll like it.
your Pre-Criticism Show, with your SHoP Overlords LMHBrent and Tio Jaime! |
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You are now in chat room "WHORECITY." LMHBrent has entered the chat room. LMHBrent (8:38:08 PM): Good Evening, SHoPpers! TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:39:22 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:40:02 PM): OK, LMHBrent... we have about 20 mins until the series premiere of The Unit LMHBrent (8:40:18 PM): and i *should* be spending that precious time studying for my midterm tomorrow. TioJ (8:40:27 PM): eh TioJ (8:40:30 PM): plenty of time TioJ (8:40:41 PM): Just one show for the SHoP.... and maybe TAR9 LMHBrent (8:40:55 PM): just one show TioJ (8:41:08 PM): oh, check out some recent 3amCs, as I'm trying to make the move back to the original 3amC LMHBrent (8:41:09 PM): i'm making a sacrifice for the SHoP TioJ (8:41:21 PM): kinda sparse LMHBrent (8:41:43 PM): what was the original 3amC? TioJ (8:42:41 PM): here, check out... http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2006/02/dr-omalley-stop-looking-at-my-va-jay.html LMHBrent (8:43:02 PM): you might enjoy this: gay gangster site LMHBrent (8:43:03 PM): http://www.gangstafag.com/ TioJ (8:43:14 PM): you'll see they're like less than a min per post LMHBrent (8:43:19 PM): i'm still trying to catch up to grey's anatomy LMHBrent (8:43:37 PM): (oh you probably should delete that above site from the 3amC) LMHBrent (8:43:41 PM): ...unless you want it in there TioJ (8:44:00 PM): oh fuck yeah, baby, we're live TioJ (8:44:03 PM): there's no off switch TioJ (8:45:31 PM): oh so check out the 3amC above, and even the one it links to... very short LMHBrent (8:45:56 PM): heh LMHBrent (8:46:00 PM): ok TioJ (8:46:46 PM): good Grey's Anatomy... funny line w/the "va-jay-jay" LMHBrent (8:47:16 PM): is jay-jay pronounced jah-eye jah-eye? LMHBrent (8:47:24 PM): or jay (as in blue jay) TioJ (8:47:45 PM): blue jay LMHBrent (8:48:41 PM): oh okay LMHBrent (8:48:44 PM): so do want to keep them short? LMHBrent (8:48:56 PM): not long like our previous dual lives? TioJ (8:49:04 PM): yeah those got really long LMHBrent (8:49:20 PM): okay so i'll do my best to restrain myself TioJ (8:49:31 PM): nevermind that all of this pre-3amC shit is gonna make it long TioJ (8:49:37 PM): are you watching this NCIS show? LMHBrent (8:49:40 PM): no TioJ (8:49:48 PM): that gothy chick kinda scares me LMHBrent (8:49:51 PM): i'm not yet in front of a teevee TioJ (8:50:23 PM): the moira kelly chick is kinda cute LMHBrent (8:50:31 PM): ooh TioJ (8:52:38 PM): ooh, that's not moira kelly, but a moira kelly look-alike TioJ (8:52:40 PM): http://www.cbs.com/primetime/ncis/bios/cote_de_pablo_bio.shtml LMHBrent (8:55:49 PM): yum yum LMHBrent (8:55:55 PM): okay i guess i better get to a tv TioJ (8:56:02 PM): oh yesh TioJ (9:00:15 PM): here we go! |
OK duh. A couple of cool links later, here's your 3am Criticism.
Dual, Live 3am Criticism of the Series Premiere of The Unit on CBS |
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TioJ (9:01:12 PM): dude, that chick isn't good looking LMHBrent (9:01:14 PM): saint louis, afghanistan TioJ (9:01:22 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER! LMHBrent (9:01:37 PM): wait, if he's on this show... he's not on 24 anymore is he?!? LMHBrent (9:01:46 PM): i finished season 3 not too long ago TioJ (9:01:50 PM): i'm in the middle of season 3 of 24 LMHBrent (9:01:54 PM): ah TioJ (9:02:39 PM): like a black Senator and a white dude don't stick out like sore thumbs? LMHBrent (9:02:49 PM): yeah huh LMHBrent (9:03:18 PM): black dude 2 looked angry LMHBrent (9:04:02 PM): oh cool TioJ (9:04:04 PM): OH YEAH MOTHERFUCKER LMHBrent (9:04:06 PM): was that an f-22? TioJ (9:04:07 PM): GET SOME LMHBrent (9:04:11 PM): or f18 TioJ (9:04:16 PM): LOL TioJ (9:04:27 PM): the mule was PWNX0R3D TioJ (9:05:24 PM): THE UNIT TioJ (9:05:49 PM): what do you think so far? LMHBrent (9:06:09 PM): hm. LMHBrent (9:06:12 PM): hard to say LMHBrent (9:07:12 PM): i'll give it a bit more time LMHBrent (9:07:14 PM): what about you? TioJ (9:07:19 PM): so far so good TioJ (9:07:24 PM): they blew up some terrorists TioJ (9:07:26 PM): shot a mule LMHBrent (9:07:38 PM): yeah they get double-good points for that LMHBrent (9:08:00 PM): there's a guy riding a chicken like a bull commercial TioJ (9:08:16 PM): "fuckin chicken?" LMHBrent (9:08:27 PM): maybe buckin' chicken TioJ (9:08:33 PM): oh TioJ (9:09:01 PM): Fort Griffith TioJ (9:09:22 PM): oh it's the T-1000 LMHBrent (9:09:42 PM): cool TioJ (9:09:48 PM): Col. T-1000 TioJ (9:10:07 PM): Pocatello, ID LMHBrent (9:10:19 PM): poke a tell low TioJ (9:11:05 PM): ooh, i like the vulcan-looking chick LMHBrent (9:11:16 PM): she seems perky LMHBrent (9:11:40 PM): yeah blondie is not a goodie TioJ (9:11:57 PM): OK this chick is annoying LMHBrent (9:12:02 PM): vulcanite has big lips TioJ (9:12:46 PM): and because he's a cripple? LMHBrent (9:12:58 PM): and because ... yesh TioJ (9:13:09 PM): more mules? LMHBrent (9:13:18 PM): it's the mule episode! LMHBrent (9:13:42 PM): mules and squirrels LMHBrent (9:14:02 PM): "this is for me", wow that guy is smart TioJ (9:14:07 PM): LOL LMHBrent (9:14:13 PM): smrt TioJ (9:14:16 PM): ooh blonde cleavage! TioJ (9:14:24 PM): damn, she's ugly LMHBrent (9:14:35 PM): my mac's been out four times too. go apple! TioJ (9:14:47 PM): STFU TioJ (9:14:53 PM): WHORE CITY LMHBrent (9:15:19 PM): stand down ladies! LMHBrent (9:15:34 PM): the better sex showed them TioJ (9:15:37 PM): Breaking news in Wyndam! TioJ (9:16:11 PM): 2 MP5s bitches! LMHBrent (9:16:44 PM): momma's getting her honey ready, how nice! LMHBrent (9:16:49 PM): hooah TioJ (9:16:53 PM): LET'S DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS LMHBrent (9:17:06 PM): oh he's not going! TioJ (9:17:14 PM): he's a cripple-dude LMHBrent (9:17:19 PM): drat TioJ (9:17:23 PM): "The Cave" LMHBrent (9:17:25 PM): that would have been so awesome if he came along LMHBrent (9:17:35 PM): or maybe it would be awesome if he just came TioJ (9:17:37 PM): yeah dude TioJ (9:17:51 PM): yeah because islamo-terrorists like to hijack planes in Idaho TioJ (9:18:02 PM): posse comitatus? TioJ (9:18:10 PM): I had to look that up for an episode of 24 LMHBrent (9:18:16 PM): what is that? TioJ (9:18:23 PM): i forget TioJ (9:19:03 PM): STFU WHORE LMHBrent (9:19:16 PM): yeah she's annoying exponentially every time she talks TioJ (9:19:30 PM): i still wanna hump her LMHBrent (9:19:34 PM): she's kinda dumb for someone who takes classes at college TioJ (9:19:49 PM): aww yeah bitches LMHBrent (9:19:54 PM): you can hump her with duct tape on her mouth TioJ (9:20:11 PM): yeah, you should totally put soldier's lives in the hands of their dumbfuck wives TioJ (9:20:19 PM): You're in The Unit! LMHBrent (9:20:25 PM): boo-yah LMHBrent (9:20:43 PM): yeah that might be the fall of this show in the future (wives) TioJ (9:20:50 PM): heh LMHBrent (9:20:57 PM): episode xx: Jonas' wife gets kidnapped TioJ (9:21:31 PM): that's fucking annoying LMHBrent (9:21:38 PM): amen TioJ (9:21:54 PM): WHORE LMHBrent (9:21:56 PM): CITY TioJ (9:22:07 PM): STFU LMHBrent (9:22:11 PM): ooh lie down huh? TioJ (9:22:40 PM): whoops LMHBrent (9:22:56 PM): that was d-u-m dumb TioJ (9:23:03 PM): commercial TioJ (9:23:36 PM): oh dude! check out John London's podcast on iTunes LMHBrent (9:23:36 PM): the music for this commercial reminds me of "a beautiful mind" LMHBrent (9:23:46 PM): oh yeah LMHBrent (9:23:48 PM): i gotta do that TioJ (9:24:05 PM): check out http://johnlondon1069freefm.blogspot.com TioJ (9:24:33 PM): somewhat at my suggestion, they put up a good segment from yesterday! LMHBrent (9:24:51 PM): http://www.971freefm.com/ LMHBrent (9:24:57 PM): ehh-lay! TioJ (9:25:53 PM): oh wonderful, adam carolla TioJ (9:25:55 PM): that guy sucks LMHBrent (9:26:04 PM): yeah TioJ (9:26:06 PM): you don't have tom leykis? LMHBrent (9:26:07 PM): oh back TioJ (9:26:09 PM): ooh, they're back! TioJ (9:27:15 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_comitatus LMHBrent (9:27:27 PM): here we go TioJ (9:27:47 PM): cool shit... LMHBrent (9:27:48 PM): nice landing TioJ (9:27:57 PM): oh wonderful, she's pregnant! TioJ (9:28:15 PM): enough of the gay shit, get back to the terrorist killing LMHBrent (9:28:40 PM): there we go TioJ (9:29:04 PM): Tac-Ops Center! TioJ (9:29:09 PM): ooh hi LMHBrent (9:29:13 PM): Tee Oh See TioJ (9:29:38 PM): that chick is a Pee Oh Ay LMHBrent (9:30:03 PM): POA? TioJ (9:30:08 PM): piece of ass LMHBrent (9:30:17 PM): butterface? TioJ (9:30:30 PM): no no, piece of ass is good LMHBrent (9:30:33 PM): ah LMHBrent (9:31:05 PM): vulcanite is happy now TioJ (9:31:50 PM): HAHO? TioJ (9:31:56 PM): High Altitude, High Open? LMHBrent (9:31:57 PM): high altitude LMHBrent (9:32:04 PM): not sure about the HO LMHBrent (9:32:22 PM): yes president palmer! LMHBrent (9:33:57 PM): there's a lot of talking TioJ (9:34:00 PM): Yamo Halamo! LMHBrent (9:34:09 PM): Halo-Halo! TioJ (9:34:17 PM): Yoogas-Biznoogas! TioJ (9:35:38 PM): OK dude, i'm sorry, but am i supposed to care that Christopher Reeve's widow died? TioJ (9:35:45 PM): and cool, a high speed chase in LA! LMHBrent (9:35:46 PM): heh LMHBrent (9:35:52 PM): seriously? TioJ (9:35:54 PM): (news highlights coming up at 11) LMHBrent (9:36:07 PM): wow and it rained here today LMHBrent (9:36:15 PM): would've been cool if it crashed TioJ (9:36:33 PM): i think one of the dudes tripped and face-planted ont he freeway TioJ (9:37:38 PM): ha ha LMHBrent (9:37:43 PM): heh LMHBrent (9:37:51 PM): some girl just showed vulcanite LMHBrent (9:38:28 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HALO/HAHO LMHBrent (9:39:17 PM): MRS degree? TioJ (9:39:35 PM): she's gonna major in being a WHORE TioJ (9:40:02 PM): yeah take that WHORE TioJ (9:40:52 PM): stop showing the stupid chicks already LMHBrent (9:40:57 PM): serioiusly TioJ (9:40:59 PM): ooh nice ass TioJ (9:41:25 PM): yeah, WHORE TioJ (9:41:28 PM): WHORE CITY LMHBrent (9:41:31 PM): OOOH TioJ (9:41:55 PM): yeah bitch, feel the force of THE UNIT LMHBrent (9:42:28 PM): how come the spotters aren't cammo'd either? TioJ (9:42:53 PM): LOL LMHBrent (9:42:57 PM): NICe TioJ (9:43:00 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJ (9:43:38 PM): LOL LMHBrent (9:43:47 PM): HAHAHAH TioJ (9:43:52 PM): that was fucking HILARIOUS LMHBrent (9:43:53 PM): FBI got schooled LMHBrent (9:43:55 PM): by president palmer LMHBrent (9:44:07 PM): so like who is the target audience for this show? TioJ (9:44:15 PM): it was cool that he deadpanned theline LMHBrent (9:44:18 PM): cuz there's part female chix TioJ (9:44:24 PM): probably the same as 24 TioJ (9:44:29 PM): i dunno... LMHBrent (9:44:38 PM): and then the military cool shit TioJ (9:44:58 PM): yeah hopefully they're realize that chicks are retarded and then they'll phase out the dumb women LMHBrent (9:45:38 PM): for the women, "UNIT" should be a homonym for you, knit! TioJ (9:45:55 PM): homophone? LMHBrent (9:46:01 PM): homophone LMHBrent (9:46:54 PM): gay cell? TioJ (9:48:12 PM): long commercial break LMHBrent (9:48:23 PM): we're close TioJ (9:48:25 PM): c'mon! get back to the show! i wanna see if that chick leaves with her daughter! LMHBrent (9:48:33 PM): oh damn they showed clips of the h.s. chase TioJ (9:48:53 PM): oh yesh TioJ (9:49:09 PM): YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE, TERRORIST FUCKERS LMHBrent (9:49:12 PM): oh nice! LMHBrent (9:49:31 PM): go rangers! LMHBrent (9:49:34 PM): not the texas kind LMHBrent (9:50:01 PM): that's a full plane in idaho TioJ (9:50:16 PM): yeah right, like there are exploda-muslims in idaho TioJ (9:50:50 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST LMHBrent (9:50:51 PM): niice LMHBrent (9:51:03 PM): that was sweet TioJ (9:51:12 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJ (9:51:14 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJ (9:51:33 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJ (9:51:39 PM): YEAH FUCK YOU TERRORIST LMHBrent (9:51:40 PM): damn TioJ (9:51:59 PM): allahu akbar that MOTHERFUCKER TioJ (9:52:14 PM): GET OFF THIS PLANE LMHBrent (9:52:16 PM): OH YEAH TioJ (9:52:17 PM): GET OFF THIS PLANE TioJ (9:52:18 PM): GET TioJ (9:52:19 PM): OFF TioJ (9:52:24 PM): THIS PLANE LMHBrent (9:53:20 PM): yay for the national guard! LMHBrent (9:53:22 PM): heh TioJ (9:53:27 PM): woowee! TioJ (9:53:50 PM): ooh hi vulcan boobs TioJ (9:54:04 PM): could've chosen a hotter black chick LMHBrent (9:54:09 PM): yeah seriously LMHBrent (9:54:40 PM): heh LMHBrent (9:54:45 PM): leave your door unlocked LMHBrent (9:54:51 PM): i might come over for a midnight visit TioJ (9:55:25 PM): a midnight snack TioJ (9:55:28 PM): ? LMHBrent (9:55:35 PM): yeshhhhhh LMHBrent (9:55:48 PM): what the LMHBrent (9:55:56 PM): besu-balluh TioJ (9:56:03 PM): dude, if that was me? TioJ (9:56:21 PM): i'd be like, "stupid WHORE, where's my breakfast? what's with this stupid baseball glove shit?" LMHBrent (9:56:26 PM): HAHAHA LMHBrent (9:56:28 PM): yeah TioJ (9:56:51 PM): special mirror? some surveliance thing? LMHBrent (9:56:56 PM): oh could be LMHBrent (9:56:59 PM): didn't think about it LMHBrent (9:57:09 PM): maybe they're vyeuristic LMHBrent (9:57:14 PM): WHAT THE LMHBrent (9:57:25 PM): OMG TioJ (9:57:37 PM): whoa, hold on now LMHBrent (9:57:41 PM): dude LMHBrent (9:57:42 PM): that is wrong LMHBrent (9:57:49 PM): well that was a twist LMHBrent (9:57:52 PM): i didn't expect TioJ (9:57:56 PM): oh how stupid, they're trying to play up a shitty Desperate Housewives angle LMHBrent (9:58:00 PM): yeah TioJ (9:58:01 PM): I just realized LMHBrent (9:58:08 PM): it's a little too WHORish though LMHBrent (9:58:19 PM): if i want that shit i'll watch the sunday night show TioJ (9:58:32 PM): DUDE, IT'S PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER! LMHBrent (9:58:34 PM): yay president palmer TioJ (9:58:41 PM): selling allstate insurance! LMHBrent (9:58:42 PM): oh shit LMHBrent (9:58:45 PM): oops LMHBrent (9:58:49 PM): crash LMHBrent (9:58:51 PM): poof LMHBrent (9:59:00 PM): i'm in good hands with president palmer! LMHBrent (9:59:02 PM): woo LMHBrent (9:59:05 PM): s00t TioJ (9:59:06 PM): heh LMHBrent (9:59:09 PM): w00t w00t TioJ (9:59:22 PM): you wanna watch some TAR9? LMHBrent (9:59:28 PM): nah i gotta study LMHBrent (9:59:33 PM): but i'll d/l it LMHBrent (9:59:38 PM): and wathc it later LMHBrent (9:59:40 PM): oh dude did i tell you LMHBrent (9:59:50 PM): i finally got my secret clearance? TioJ (9:59:54 PM): ooh, another black chick! LMHBrent (10:00:09 PM): we are all brack people! TioJ (10:00:11 PM): nice job, dude! LMHBrent (10:00:14 PM): okay i'll ttyl dude |
Not so bad. I wanna watch it again next Tuesday. But I was taping the first two episodes of Sons & Daughters, and we'll see if that gets the Live 3amC nod. I'll try to watch those tomorrow...
But for the second half of the Tues-dee Doubleheader, The Amazing Race 9!
Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 9, episode 2 |
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TioJ (10:00:16 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE! LMHBrent (10:00:17 PM): go watch TAR TioJ (10:00:25 PM): Ok dude, will talk to you soon LMHBrent (10:00:29 PM): yah LMHBrent has left the chat room. TioJ (10:01:04 PM): ooh hi hot pink boobies TioJ (10:01:52 PM): dumb fag TioJ (10:02:07 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (10:02:11 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (10:02:14 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (10:02:16 PM): A MAZE ING TioJ (10:02:20 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (10:02:23 PM): A MAZE ING TioJ (10:02:24 PM): AMAZING TioJ (10:02:28 PM): AAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE!!!!!!! TioJ (10:02:34 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE!!!!!!!!!! TioJ (10:02:38 PM): AAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE!!!! TioJ (10:02:45 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING! TioJ (10:04:09 PM): oh fuck, it's the shitty gnome again TioJ (10:05:35 PM): This is Sao Paolo, Brazil TioJ (10:05:48 PM): massive soccer stadium was the first pit stop... TioJ (10:06:06 PM): Eric and Jeremy, first to depart 5:34am TioJ (10:06:15 PM): travel 2.5 miles to edificio copan TioJ (10:06:36 PM): stupid man whores TioJ (10:06:47 PM): BJ & Tyler, second to depart 5:36am TioJ (10:07:15 PM): Wanda and Desiree, third to depart 5:45 TioJ (10:07:27 PM): and holy goddam i wanna be doubleteamed by that TioJ (10:07:39 PM): David and Lori fourth to depart, i don't give a fuck what time TioJ (10:08:06 PM): ooh desiree in glasses! TioJ (10:08:11 PM): Goddam! TioJ (10:08:45 PM): Lake and Michelle fifth to depart TioJ (10:09:02 PM): Joesph and Monica, sixth to depart 6:13am TioJ (10:09:27 PM): Ray and Yolanda, seventh to depart, kinda late TioJ (10:09:38 PM): Fran and Barry, 8th to depart TioJ (10:09:46 PM): Barry looks hardcore TioJ (10:10:07 PM): Danielle and Dani, ninth to depart? TioJ (10:10:13 PM): ha ha, you stupid WHORES TioJ (10:10:25 PM): Lisa and Joni, last to depart TioJ (10:11:14 PM): wow, so everybody bottlenecked after the first pitstop? TioJ (10:11:18 PM): what a waste TioJ (10:11:27 PM): Roadblock! TioJ (10:11:34 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform TioJ (10:11:36 PM): Fire Drill! TioJ (10:11:45 PM): climb up a fire escape, rapel down TioJ (10:13:03 PM): STFU you stupid americans TioJ (10:13:09 PM): yeah, that wasn't annoying TioJ (10:14:32 PM): teams must now go to a bus station TioJ (10:14:40 PM): bus to Brotas, Brazil TioJ (10:23:32 PM): and the frat boys sound kinda gay TioJ (10:24:36 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons TioJ (10:25:03 PM): Press It or Climb It TioJ (10:25:43 PM): fucking goddam fag hippies TioJ (10:26:05 PM): those frat guys are kinda gay TioJ (10:26:31 PM): gonna slip on your speedo? yeah that's not gay TioJ (10:27:47 PM): great, oversexed frat boys TioJ (10:27:51 PM): how annoying TioJ (10:28:21 PM): travel 20 miles to Primavera de something TioJ (10:29:21 PM): fuck youand your hippie power TioJ (10:30:17 PM): OMG that little boricua is HAWT TioJ (10:48:39 PM): dave and lori team #4 TioJ (10:48:49 PM): ooh yeah TioJ (10:48:56 PM): rayand yolanda team #5 TioJ (10:49:02 PM): ooh desiree TioJ (10:49:18 PM): GODDAMIT SHE'S HOT wanda and desiree team #6 TioJ (10:53:59 PM): yeah i wonder TioJ (10:54:01 PM): oh TioJ (10:54:08 PM): lake/michelle team #7 TioJ (10:54:14 PM): holy shit hi boobs TioJ (10:54:20 PM): danielle/dani team #8 TioJ (10:54:25 PM): big boobies TioJ (10:55:10 PM): fran/barry team #9 TioJ (10:55:28 PM): glamazons? ha! TioJ (10:55:50 PM): lisa/joni, you are the last team to arrive TioJ (10:56:00 PM): I'm sorry to say you've been Philiminated from the Race TioJ (10:58:50 PM): oh, and somewhere, he said stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJ (10:59:09 PM): On the Next episode of TAR TioJ (10:59:12 PM): travel to moscow TioJ (10:59:34 PM): ooh MILF! TioJ (10:59:46 PM): OK time for bed... i kinda dozed off during that episode there... TioJ has left the chat room. |
OK that's all for now. I'll have Sons and Daughters for you, hopefully tomorrow?
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith |
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