PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
HFS I almost missed it!
wow, i'm getting a stiffy because of the little boricua's dealie-stretch
 ooh, that's not moira kelly, but a moira kelly look-alike & allahu akbar that MOTHERFUCKER & those frat guys are kinda gay
An unprecedented SHoP first!
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
About a day late posting this. Sorry. Unfortunately, what with the hot boricua leaving, I'm not so sure I'll make it to the final six teams, when it gets interesting.
Oh heck, of course I will! Good season so far, especially with the crapfests that were the Family Edition and Boston Robb-o-thon.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Live, 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 9, episode 3 |
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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:27 PM): hello dere again
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:34 PM): they're recapping the episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:42 PM): but i fell asleep
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:50 PM): and i don't think iposted
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:56 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:59 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:02 PM): A MAZE ING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:06 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:10 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:13 PM): AAAAAAAAAAMAAZING RACE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:18 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:22 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:31 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:14 PM): Moscow, Russia!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:20 PM): i need a nice russian wife
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:25 PM): Hello, how is going?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:40 PM): Eric and Jeremy, leg is not over
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:53 PM): Teams must now travel more than 1000 miles to Germany
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:00 PM): to the mercedes-benz factory
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:47 PM): "that would've been a prime spot to be... holding hands w/the chicks"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:53 PM): that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:10 PM): yolanda needs to be fucked hard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:15 PM): just an observation.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:26 PM): ooh how is going
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:47 PM): i hate the fucking hippies
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:25 PM): whoa, that sign said "Phil"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:37 PM): ooh desiree yeah momma
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:51 PM): ooh hi desiree
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:09:38 PM): whatever, they're gonna bottleneck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:34 PM): i want desiree to rape me. hard.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:39 PM): while naomi watches
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:11:15 PM): Dave & Lori, last team to arrive
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:17 PM): fucking dirty hippies
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:24 PM): i'd hate to race against them if only because of the smell
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:37 PM): wow, 170km/h
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:44 PM): for some reason i don't find myself caring
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:57 PM): OK the high bank is cool
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:05 PM): tha'ts fucking rad
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:46 PM): Teams will now drive themselves more than 20- miles to ellbach
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:23:31 PM): desiree is hot in sunglsses
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:12 PM): oh shit, she's such a cutie
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:26:56 PM): a Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:27:04 PM): FUCK YOU TRAVELOCITY GNOME
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:19 PM): a detour is a choice between two tasks each with its own pros and cons
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:21 PM): break it or slap it
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:33 PM): break bottles or some german dancing
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:12 PM): ooh hot st. pauli girl
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:54 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:03 PM): a 153-year-old monument to peace in Germany
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:05 PM): funny shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:15 PM): eric and jeremy team #1
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:19 PM): with a fucking gnome
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:22 PM): trip to africa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:27 PM): i fucking hate that gnome
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:44 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:50 PM): i fucking hate those guys
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:49 PM): FUCKING STUPID HIPPIES
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:44:07 PM): and people wonder why everybody hates the Bay Area
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:58 PM): and now it's a german marching lederhosen band
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:46:43 PM): oh please don't eliminate the hot boricuas
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:15 PM): FUCK DUDE! NO!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:35 PM): oh the hot puerto rican is screwed
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:52 PM): oh they're switching
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:10 PM): heh that was fast
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:51 PM): yolanda has nice legs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:56 PM): butterface
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:35 PM): no way
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:46 PM): team boricua is too far behind
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:01 PM): whoa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:14 PM): whoa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:16 PM): maybe
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:19 PM): please please
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:21 PM): SHIT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:24 PM): FUCK
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:30 PM): WHORE CITY
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:47 PM): ooh she's cute
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:01 PM): I'm sorry to tell you you've been Philiminated from the Race
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:19 PM): shit, the one time i'm awake for a Philimination, it's the hot boricuas
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:23 PM): goddam she's hot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:28 PM): and i like her mom too
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:48 PM): Stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:08 PM): oh the next episode of TAR
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:32 PM): whatever
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:37 PM): no reason to watch anymore
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