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PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... [grabs crotch, shakes] Posse Up, Citizen SHoPpers you can't spell Betting on College Sports without BCS! THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. OK fucker, you wanna play? Let's do this. Excerpt from P.J. O'Rourke's The CEO of the Sofa, pg. 13 Use of bilingual sinage in English and French gives the corridors of the UN a sadly Canadian air. One widely posted warning reads, SMOKING DISCOURAGED/VEUILLEZ EVITER DE FUMER, and that says it all about the United Nations, its power and its might. Hmm. You want some more P.J. O'Rourke, huh? Yeah, I knew you would... enjoy, Citizen SHoPpers! PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... "NO WAR FOR OIL", eh? Heh, yeah that's pretty cute... or did you forget you were trying to push that line of crap on us? If you look very closely you'll see a PJ O'Rourke quote in this post! Try it! Bigger fish to fry, eh Leftists? Will Work for Food THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. Although now that I think about it, what with the internet(s) and this whole copy-and-paste fad (pfft! whatevs!) a Quote War could potentially last for the rest of our lives. And hopefully a Quote War won't degenerate to your SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime rattling off Full Metal Jacket, True Lies, and My Best Friend's Wedding lines. That'd only be good for a post or two. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith