These are getting shorter and shorter. This is good, as it is more and more resembling the original 3am Criticisms on berkeleysucks.com
Best thing to do, Citizen SHoPpers, is find one of these TV series on DVD and watch while you SHoP. I 3amC-ed some movies here, maybe if I'm not feeling like a lazy SHoP Overlord I'll post the links for you...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Tape Delayed 3am Criticism of Beauty and the Geek 2 |
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TioJ (10:31:55 PM): hello dere!
TioJ (10:32:02 PM): just got back from the City
TioJ (10:32:10 PM): where I was able to watch the Golden Bears lose to the Bruins in OT
TioJ (10:32:19 PM): and I didn't have that channel in my apartment
TioJ (10:32:26 PM): but i set my VCR though for Beauty and the Geek
TioJ (10:32:54 PM): rewinding right now
TioJ (10:33:45 PM): and KFC's buffalo snacker doesn't look half as good as it looks
TioJ (10:33:49 PM): kinda soggy
TioJ (10:34:30 PM): here we go
TioJ (10:35:00 PM): tail end of Smallville
TioJ (10:35:36 PM): Fresh episode of BATG2
TioJ (10:36:11 PM): last time... beauties asked geeks out on dates
TioJ (10:36:25 PM): and pictures of brittany ooh yeah
TioJ (10:37:37 PM): final three!!!
TioJ (10:37:49 PM): ankur/jennifer, joe/brittany, cher/josh
TioJ (10:41:01 PM): chicks have to navigate and dudes have to do something stupid
TioJ (10:41:23 PM): and then they have to make videos
TioJ (10:45:14 PM): oh she's the cutest thing
TioJ (10:45:18 PM): i want her to eff me hard
TioJ (10:47:22 PM): heh nobody's bitch, eh?
TioJ (10:47:59 PM): oh my a cher confrontation? i shall fast forward through the commercials then
TioJ (10:52:55 PM): they're watching everybody's tapes
TioJ (10:53:09 PM): and i still wanna get all kinds of naked with brittany
TioJ (10:54:39 PM): chicks have to drive
TioJ (10:55:06 PM): and this will be a BATG first! vehicular manslaughter
TioJ (10:55:51 PM): oh maybe they're not driving but just navigating
TioJ (11:01:51 PM): "probably the worst decision ever"
TioJ (11:09:54 PM): that was kinda cool... just like TAR
TioJ (11:12:11 PM): and now the black chick is confronting the racially ambiguous chick
TioJ (11:13:22 PM): ooh goddam hi brittany
TioJ (11:19:44 PM): oh i like her
TioJ (11:23:05 PM): fell asleep. missed ankur's question
TioJ (11:23:09 PM): rewound
TioJ (11:24:59 PM): i like brittany's sweater kittens
TioJ (11:28:00 PM): Next time, on the season finale of Beauty and the Geek
TioJ (11:28:20 PM): an enormous twist?!?
TioJ (11:28:24 PM): you don't say!
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