OK instead of watching the TV I have on tape backlogged, I decided to watch the 80s classic Flashdance starring a nubile and sweaty Jennifer Beals.
| and SixHertz called this movie gay... what a fag! |
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TioJaime (7:40:05 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime (7:40:22 PM): OK started to do this last night, but here's the whole thing
TioJaime (7:40:39 PM): a 3am Criticism of 1983's Flashdance!
TioJaime (7:40:49 PM): here we go!
TioJaime (7:41:18 PM): maybe if you Citizen SHoPpers are good, I'll even put up a picture of Pittsburg(h) Amy
TioJaime (7:41:36 PM): and do a side-by-side comparison between her and Jennifer Beals
TioJaime (7:47:11 PM): OK lolo is on the phone
TioJaime (7:47:29 PM): oops, she spilled the water!
TioJaime (7:48:24 PM): Dallas at 6? So Jennifer Beals is worth a field goal?
TioJaime (7:48:40 PM): 174-63-1503
TioJaime (7:49:26 PM): What's a pimple on a Pollack's ass?
TioJaime (7:50:39 PM): strippers in the dressing room!
TioJaime (7:51:03 PM): black stripper eating a banana!
TioJaime (7:51:08 PM): THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
TioJaime (7:51:10 PM): B
TioJaime (7:51:11 PM): A
TioJaime (7:51:13 PM): N
TioJaime (7:51:14 PM): A
TioJaime (7:51:16 PM): N
TioJaime (7:51:17 PM): A
TioJaime (7:51:19 PM): S
TioJaime (7:51:50 PM): ooh, construction Alex! she's HAWT
TioJaime (7:53:04 PM): dude, hawt chicks like that don't work in construction
TioJaime (7:54:39 PM): oh shit, she spilled her diet pepsi on her chest!
TioJaime (7:54:46 PM): perhaps she needs to work out?
TioJaime (7:55:10 PM): oh wow, speak of the devil!
TioJaime (7:55:16 PM): taping her feet
TioJaime (7:55:24 PM): leg warmers
TioJaime (7:55:29 PM): gratuituous crotch shots
TioJaime (7:55:43 PM): gratuitous hip shots
TioJaime (7:55:47 PM): i like this movie
TioJaime (7:56:06 PM): gratuitous Jennifer-Beals-stretching
TioJaime (7:56:23 PM): Oh she's a Maniac
TioJaime (7:56:29 PM): And she's dancing like she's never danced before
TioJaime (7:57:19 PM): poor edit to finish the scene?
TioJaime (7:57:23 PM): that kinda sucks
TioJaime (7:57:35 PM): all of a sudden, there're no more sweaty hips =(
TioJaime (8:01:18 PM): "I don't have dinner with the boss."
TioJaime (8:02:36 PM): ooh she's 18!
TioJaime (8:06:19 PM): uh oh, more working out? oh no!
TioJaime (8:07:21 PM): "i'm glad I ain't no honky..."
TioJaime (8:09:51 PM): "you girls eat like pigs. what happened to the diet?"
TioJaime (8:10:45 PM): ooh, Jennifer Beals on ice!
TioJaime (8:11:43 PM): LOL "now ya ain't nervous anymore! now you're pissed off..."
TioJaime (8:13:11 PM): lotsa pollack jokes
TioJaime (8:13:38 PM): FUCK THE STEELERS
TioJaime (8:14:04 PM): OK more pollack jokes
TioJaime (8:14:15 PM): still, fuck the steelers
TioJaime (8:15:03 PM): she's going on a Manhunt!
TioJaime (8:17:14 PM): nice ass
TioJaime (8:17:43 PM): "no more jokes about cock-a-roaches, huh?"
TioJaime (8:21:04 PM): "you're fired. i'll pick you up tomorrow at 8"
TioJaime (8:22:46 PM): Gloria!
TioJaime (8:22:53 PM): You're always on the run now!
TioJaime (8:27:04 PM): she's originally from Altoona, PA?
TioJaime (8:27:07 PM): WHORE CITY
TioJaime (8:27:59 PM): and she just took her bra off under her sweatshirt
TioJaime (8:28:09 PM): that was the hottest thing ever
TioJaime (8:30:29 PM): wow, pittsburg(h) looks like a piece of shit
TioJaime (8:33:52 PM): I wanna date a stripper/welder...
TioJaime (8:35:13 PM): this stage show sucks
TioJaime (8:36:28 PM): wow that stage show really sucks
TioJaime (8:37:01 PM): so ideally, if you're familiar with Flashdance you know exactly which scene I'm talking about...
TioJaime (8:40:30 PM): i like it when she says "shit"
TioJaime (8:42:38 PM): "who's the goddam blonde, nick?"
TioJaime (8:42:56 PM): "I BROKE YOUR FUCKING WINDOW!"
TioJaime (8:43:13 PM): "go fuck your blonde!"
TioJaime (8:43:34 PM): who the fuck is calling?
TioJaime (8:44:51 PM): telemarketer
TioJaime (8:45:10 PM): she's wearing a tuxedo?
TioJaime (8:45:17 PM): and eating with her hands?
TioJaime (8:45:52 PM): WHORE
TioJaime (8:46:02 PM): ooh hi stockings
TioJaime (8:47:07 PM): whoa
TioJaime (8:47:16 PM): nice outfit
TioJaime (8:50:38 PM): yay for the Pittsburg(h) Dance and Repertory Company!
TioJaime (8:52:35 PM): "see ya around, izod!"
TioJaime (8:53:29 PM): Alexandra Owens, 7 Wood Street, Pittsburg(h), PA, 15222
TioJaime (8:55:45 PM): heh, he called them last night
TioJaime (8:56:40 PM): http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=7+wood+street&csz=pittsburgh%2C+PA&country=us&new=1&name=&qty=
TioJaime (8:57:18 PM): whoa, naked-nakeds!
TioJaime (8:57:37 PM): boobies!
TioJaime (8:58:15 PM): BOOBIES!
TioJaime (8:58:34 PM): YAY FOR BOOBIES!
TioJaime (8:59:28 PM): wet boobies in the rain?
TioJaime (8:59:46 PM): and SixHertz called this movie gay... what a fag!
TioJaime (9:02:51 PM): well of course that old chick was gonna die
TioJaime (9:03:45 PM): well shit, now you can dance to avenge the death of your... whoever that was
TioJaime (9:09:31 PM): oh she's dancing all stripper-tastic for the Pittsburg(h) Dance and Repertory Company!
TioJaime (9:12:09 PM): Dude, Being is Believing!
TioJaime (9:12:23 PM): I am music now!
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And that's how you do it. I don't think the original 3am Critic did TV shows, but probably only movies. Look around the SHoP. You'll find 3amCs of some movies...
Tio Jaime
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