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Thursday, March 30, 2006

dude, brooke burke has an ugly face

Well, she does.

Check it out below. I did a blingo image search for "brooke burke" and took the first picture which had a close-up on her face. She looks like freaking skeletor.

Live 3am Criticism of Heist
You are now in chat room "WHORECITY."
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:56:51 PM): hello dere!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:56:56 PM): OK so tonight...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:03 PM): Heist is getting the nod
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:14 PM): and The Evidence is getting the tape
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:21 PM): gonna pour myself some coke
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:57:24 PM): i'm thirsty
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:14 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON HEIST
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:18 PM): sorry
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:20 PM): here we go
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:20 PM): still don't fucking understand the incan talisman
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:25 PM): ooh bulgari
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:47 PM): the black dude's real name is Reno
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:04 PM): heh wacky verizon commercial
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:35 PM): wow
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:41 PM): Basic Instinct 2
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:46 PM): i really should see the first one
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:57 PM): did he just say that he "shit for three days?"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:30 PM): Amy Aquino?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:35 PM): she sounds familiar
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:41 PM): ha ha
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:10:47 PM): they blackmailed some civil engineer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:11:38 PM): ha ha Detective Mara is hot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:16 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:25 PM): "i've got a female boss, a black partner..."
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:08 PM): the Armenians!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:25 PM): wow Maura Tierney got old
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:23:14 PM): LOL fat detective got stuck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:23:48 PM): Seattle!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:42 PM): i hate that dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:52 PM): i like the black cop
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:25:05 PM): but for some reason i don't think that the fat cop is very funny
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:25:12 PM): despite the racism! I know!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:26:13 PM): ooh hi Detective Mara!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:27:59 PM): heh, he called him "Jimbo"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:28:13 PM): OK this guy is just as annoying as the first annoying guy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:16 PM): OK i accidentally typed in sixh's window, but he didn't notice
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:28 PM): "detective mara's feet are kinda fucked up"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:00 PM): dude, brooke burke has an ugly face
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:05 PM): looks like a goddam skeleton
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:06 PM): OK that dude sucks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:35 PM): the tough chick's accent is anNoYing
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:51 PM): DETECTIVE WHORE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:49 PM): what an annoying prick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:07 PM): NBC shows suck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:58:06 PM): that annoying fucker was some stupid adam sandler knockoff
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:58:53 PM): ahh, see? this whole Pride thing? "It has to be done, it has to be now?"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:58:56 PM): you're fucked
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:54 PM): this show kinda sucks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

Well I guess I haven't learned my lesson. I'm still giving NBC chances after I've sworn them off...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith