This show didn't suck. It's a start.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Live, 3am Criticism of the Series Premiere of ABC's The Evidence |
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You are now in chat room "WHORECITY."
TioJ has entered the chat room.
TioJ (10:05:27 PM): you motherfucking piece of shit
TioJ (10:05:35 PM): fucking AIM
TioJ (10:05:40 PM): and already i've missed the hook
TioJ (10:06:07 PM): they introduce the evidence and then killed Jennifer Green
TioJ (10:06:28 PM): MAKE 7
TioJ (10:06:30 PM): UP YOURS!
TioJ (10:07:27 PM): oh sorry, Laura Green
TioJ (10:07:45 PM): WELL I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD THIS FUCKING PROBLEM HAD AIM DONE ITS FUCKING JOB
TioJ (10:08:17 PM): yeah, come into the Mission!
TioJ (10:10:51 PM): ooh Hanes boyshorts!
TioJ (10:12:53 PM): ladies night next door at Suede?
TioJ (10:13:03 PM): oh wonderful, a foreigner with an accent!
TioJ (10:14:13 PM): trip to Sonoma!
TioJ (10:15:39 PM): hey that's right in front of the Fairmont
TioJ (10:16:31 PM): hmm, finger w/the compass ring?
TioJ (10:16:43 PM): OK, nice move. I'm genuinely intrigued =)
TioJ (10:19:30 PM): ugly wife
TioJ (10:21:57 PM): that was a shitty throwaway line
TioJ (10:22:07 PM): "forgot your hat"
TioJ (10:22:28 PM): bay bridge!
TioJ (10:26:43 PM): sick
TioJ (10:26:53 PM): some psycho with her locket in his mouth
TioJ (10:32:21 PM): Police Department! Battery St. Division!
TioJ (10:34:15 PM): yeah right.
TioJ (10:34:23 PM): real SF cops aren't that hot
TioJ (10:34:36 PM): what a crock of shit
TioJ (10:34:59 PM): oh and she's in law school!
TioJ (10:36:36 PM): whoa, it could be a DEA number?
TioJ (10:43:33 PM): too slow. falling asleep.
TioJ (10:45:44 PM): so are you guys gonna... oh, i dunno... solve the crime?
TioJ (10:52:42 PM): maybe your gun should be drawn before you kick the door in? just a suggestion
TioJ (10:54:36 PM): yeah bitches
TioJ (10:54:40 PM): 2510625
TioJ (10:55:19 PM): oh yes this concludes the evidence
TioJ (10:57:48 PM): oh he's going into the garage!
TioJ (10:58:13 PM): oh it's his shed
TioJ (10:59:10 PM): it's his John Nash shed
TioJ (11:00:19 PM): that was an OK show...
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