PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
 wow i'm not a boob-man, but i'll learn & OK i just want brittany to plain ole' rape me. yessir.
and now the black chick is confronting the racially ambiguous chick
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Hmm. Thought I had 3amC-ed more episodes than these two.
You'll notice that this is one of the longer 3am Criticisms in a while. It was a good show, so it kinda makes sense...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Tape Delayed 3am Criticism of the Season Finale of the Second Installment of Ash-tard Kutcher's Social Experiment, Beauty and the Geek 2! |
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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:31 PM): hello dere!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:15 PM): OK, went to the City tonight to watch Cal/U$C because I don't get FSN
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:20 PM): go bears
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:29 PM): but i set the VCR to tape BATG2
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:36 PM): and we're gonna see who won right now!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:47 PM): (i think i missed the finale last season...)
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:54 PM): here we go
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:55 PM):
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:10:12 PM): social experiment... 8 beautiful women, 8 geeks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:10:13 PM): la lala
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:10:23 PM): josh/cher vs. joe/brittany!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:10:31 PM): i like brittany's sweater kittens
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:03 PM): "learn so much from these people"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:05 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:27 PM): and now i'm gonna format last night's TV in the background...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:33 PM): don't worry we won't miss anything
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:48 PM): WHORE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:02 PM): tristin was kinda cute too
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:04 PM): big hips
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:16 PM): ooh hi Brittany
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:36 PM): I would like to be molested by her
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:49 PM): cher is kinda cute in that racially ambiguous way
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:14:36 PM): ha ha you're fucked
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:18 PM): "my body is not a wonderland"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:43 PM): i like that josh-nerd
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:46 PM): he's a cool guy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:04 PM): and cher is kinda cute... but a butterface
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:21 PM): good for you, josh-man
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:38 PM): OK teach your partners about your strengths
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:17:46 PM): oh, she has cute feet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:18:14 PM): dude, she's from Fremont!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:18:17 PM): or born in Fremont
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:18:49 PM): A SURPRISE TWIST!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:18:53 PM): COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:18:56 PM): comercial
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:13 PM): they're going fly fishing
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:27 PM): ooh hi brittany
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:41 PM): holy Eff my Ay she's hot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:22:20 PM): tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:22:44 PM): if you're gonna teach chess, you have to start with a clear board
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:23 PM): i'd much rather make out drunk with brittany instead of teaching her chess
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:55 PM): oh and she has cute feet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:58 PM): and nice legs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:41 PM): holy jesus she's a cutie
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:26:09 PM): goddam she looks good in jeans and a coat
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:26:24 PM): ooh yeah jeans yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:26:43 PM): and now cher's gonna make sushi
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:37 PM): i like that brittany chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:13 PM): commercial and back
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:12 PM): ooh she has cute brittany-feet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:27 PM): ooh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:11 PM): not sure why everybody hated Cher so much...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:35:18 PM): gonna be different???
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:09 PM): commercial and back... they're in the final elimination round!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:47 PM): gonna be tested how well you know how your partner thinks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:52 PM): like the newlywed game?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:08 PM): like the newlywed game
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:13 PM): matching answers
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:53 PM): "naked during poker challenge"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:59 PM): "naseous"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:08 PM): "amanda"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:23 PM): "wes's big penis"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:25 PM): "photoshoot"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:38 PM): "driving in a car w/an attractive woman"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:57 PM): yeah, that's not gonna make any sense
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:07 PM): hopefully you're watching along w/the DVD sometime in the future
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:14 PM): the chicks' answers...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:32 PM): "walking through curtain" nope
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:52 PM): "vivacious" nauseous
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:00 PM): "sarah" amanda
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:25 PM): "who he's in love with"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:31 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:55 PM): "speed dating challenge?" nope
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:56 PM): nice job
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:41:01 PM): 0-0
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:41:13 PM): oh wait...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:41:25 PM): "women" whoa very close
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:41:44 PM): sequestering the geeks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:18 PM): brittany: "shorter hair"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:23 PM): "doctor"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:37 PM): "map challenge"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:41 PM): "failure"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:52 PM): "get up and work out more"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:02 PM): "wes"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:05 PM): well duh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:11 PM): what with the penis element
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:46 PM): "hair, mike" nice job dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:12 PM): "doctor" hey nice job dude!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:16 PM): 1-1
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:29 PM): OK brittany/joe are fucked
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:41 PM): "poker challenge" d'oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:51 PM): oh she's so cute
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:12 PM): "rejection" nope not quite
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:21 PM): oh no way... g/l joe
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:32 PM): yeah right
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:44 PM): holy fuck!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:48 PM): "wake up and work out"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:45:52 PM): oh shit!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:26 PM): commercial!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:28 PM): PIGFUCKERS
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:49 PM): OK it doesn't quite come down to one question, since it'll go to a tiebreaker
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:04 PM): and w/15 mins left in the hour, it'll go to a tiebreaker
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:31 PM): was that a bobby knight commercial? i'm gonna watch it
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:14 PM): "Looks like it's March again"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:16 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:22 PM): OK that was funny
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:33 PM): hot momma in the chili's commercial
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:20 PM): ooh, saberkittens
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:27 PM): and ooh rebecca romijn
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:32 PM): Ok back
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:15 PM): "wes" well duh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:22 PM): 2-2
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:45 PM): tiebreaker!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:13 PM): "josh"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:23 PM): "josh"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:35 PM): (asked the chicks who would the geeks say changed the most)
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:50 PM): josh: "josh"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:05 PM): plenty of time for another timebreaker
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:36 PM): joe: "josh"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:43 PM): nice job dudes!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:52 PM): A SECOND TIEBREAKER?!?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:14 PM): one thing you could change about partner?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:31 PM): josh: "more confidence"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:00 PM): joe: "innocence"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:01 PM): ?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:08 PM): OK neither one will get this
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:18 PM): and this should be it... no more time for a tiebreaker
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:40 PM): cher: "self confidence"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:50 PM): holy shit, she got it!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:56 PM): brittany...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:58 PM): oh no way
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:42 PM): brittany: "more self confidence"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:50 PM): ooh, she almost had it!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:56:23 PM): josh and cher, you just won $250,000
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:56:32 PM): you two are no longer just a beauty and a geek!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:06 PM): she has nice teeth
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:10 PM): and a nice ass
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:19 PM): cher: "I'm leaving the show a better person then when i came in"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:11 PM): good finale
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:21 PM): nice job kids
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That was a really good finale. Good ending. Brittany is freakin' HAWT.
goodnight from TV-land, Citizen SHoPpers!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith |
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