This show kinda sucked. But what else to expect from an NBC serial drama?
I just like how it has Shane's GF Mara from The Shield.
| 3am Criticism of the Series Premiere of Heist |
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TioJ (6:06:16 PM): hello dere
TioJ (6:06:23 PM): just watched some basketball
TioJ (6:06:26 PM): some Sons & Daughters
TioJ (6:07:09 PM): and now I'm finally getting to the series premiere of The Heist, which made its debut on NBC last wednesday(?)
TioJ (6:07:12 PM): thursday?)
TioJ (6:07:17 PM): i don't care
TioJ (6:07:23 PM): here we go...
TioJ (6:07:25 PM):
TioJ (6:07:56 PM): they're not just robbing a store, but an entire city
TioJ (6:08:00 PM): this better be good
TioJ (6:09:54 PM): cops came by and gave the all-clear
TioJ (6:10:17 PM): and now they're paintballing a train car
TioJ (6:11:00 PM): they're doing the car alarm thing
TioJ (6:11:29 PM): "Mother Theresa did not believe in God."
TioJ (6:12:04 PM): and mexicans stealing xb0x0rs off of a train?
TioJ (6:13:06 PM): ha ha hot skank tricked you
TioJ (6:13:37 PM): HEIST
TioJ (6:14:00 PM): ooh who's that cute chick?
TioJ (6:14:07 PM): she looks familiar
TioJ (6:14:32 PM): it's an Incan Talisman
TioJ (6:15:31 PM): oh it's Lola!
TioJ (6:15:50 PM): ha ha
TioJ (6:16:14 PM): James, never Jimmy, never Jim, and never ever Jimbo
TioJ (6:16:51 PM): Welcome to Rodeo Drive!
TioJ (6:17:10 PM): i like the angry chick.
TioJ (6:17:17 PM): i guess Michelle Rodriguez was busy
TioJ (6:18:08 PM): ha ha racism is funny
TioJ (6:22:19 PM): heh about to get the scoop on the professional robbers
TioJ (6:23:19 PM): "maybe i shouldn't've called it in..."
TioJ (6:25:52 PM): oh yeah duh
TioJ (6:26:01 PM): this chick was on The Shield
TioJ (6:26:14 PM): http://www.nbc.com/Heist/actor/michele.shtml
TioJ (6:31:38 PM): ooh yeah, kop kleavage
TioJ (6:32:32 PM): OK this got real stupid real fast
TioJ (6:33:04 PM): ooh cop boots
TioJ (6:33:16 PM): that was fucking stupid
TioJ (6:33:22 PM): why did she steal the razors?
TioJ (6:34:28 PM): he's been dead for seven years!
TioJ (6:35:17 PM): wonderful, his wife's new husband shot him seven years ago
TioJ (6:40:13 PM): i think that guy is retarded
TioJ (6:40:16 PM): horses
TioJ (6:40:19 PM): ex-GFs
TioJ (6:40:21 PM): walnuts
TioJ (6:42:00 PM): how did they know about the delivery dudes?
TioJ (6:42:59 PM): Mara is hot when she's not annoying and trying to undermine a Strike Team
TioJ (6:44:43 PM): so is this gonna be like In the Line of Fire?
TioJ (6:46:19 PM): OK delivery guy is cornered again. in a bank.
TioJ (6:46:48 PM): ha ha fuck you terrorist
TioJ (6:47:48 PM): hmm
TioJ (6:49:01 PM): OK so they kidnapped the delivery guy
TioJ (6:49:57 PM): OK that racist guy isn't even funny anymore
TioJ (6:50:47 PM): yeah like nobody saw that
TioJ (6:51:31 PM): oh and now she's thinking it through
TioJ (6:52:14 PM): ha ha FUCK YOU TERRORISTS
TioJ (6:53:09 PM): yeah they're lucky the cops were called off...
TioJ (6:53:54 PM): OK so normally, all of the cop cars would've seen them switch taxis...
TioJ (6:56:03 PM): ooh chick in underwear
TioJ (6:56:05 PM): huh?
TioJ (6:56:19 PM): the incan talisman was there
TioJ (6:56:29 PM): at kop kleavage's apartment?
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OK. So far, it's a bit better than The Unit, although that's not saying much... I'm better off watching DVDs of 24 and The Shield.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith |
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