Too lazy to put a recap. But like you wonderful Citizen SHoPpers follow the links anyway. Well, I know OTW Mark does, because he commented once on an old post. Thanks, dude!
Anycrap, for the first part of the 3am Criticism Doubleheader is ABC's Sons & Daughters. Went into extra innings. Giants Nation.
| 3am Criticism of the series premiere of Sons & Daughters |
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TioJ has entered the chat room.
TioJ (9:03:00 PM): hello dere!
TioJ (9:03:41 PM): OK so i taped two episodes of Sons & Daughters last night while LMHBrent and I were watching The Unit
TioJ (9:03:47 PM): and here they are tonight!
TioJ (9:03:56 PM): the first is the series premiere
TioJ (9:04:13 PM): i betcha it'll disappoint
TioJ (9:04:30 PM): place bets now
TioJ (9:04:49 PM): here we go
TioJ (9:05:07 PM):
and it's the tail end of according to Jim
TioJ (9:05:27 PM): OK no really, here we go
TioJ (9:05:35 PM): THE DIALOGUE IN SONS & DAUGHTERS IS PARTIALLY IMPROVISED
TioJ (9:06:03 PM): Cameron & Liz
TioJ (9:06:16 PM): hot MILF, but there are kids?
TioJ (9:06:34 PM): Henry (Cameron's son)
TioJ (9:06:37 PM): WTF?
TioJ (9:07:21 PM): so far so shitty
TioJ (9:07:33 PM): another hot MILF?
TioJ (9:07:49 PM): Jenna (Cameron's Half Sister) and her son Danny (?)
TioJ (9:08:26 PM): Colleene and Wendal
TioJ (9:08:30 PM): and already i'm behind
TioJ (9:09:03 PM): Sharon (Cameron's Sister)
TioJ (9:09:17 PM): Don (Cameron's Brother-In-Law)
TioJ (9:09:25 PM): closet harmonica
TioJ (9:10:21 PM): Sons & Daughters
TioJ (9:10:42 PM): commercial
TioJ (9:11:19 PM): "American Inventor?"
TioJ (9:11:24 PM): that's gonna suck hard
TioJ (9:11:26 PM): back
TioJ (9:13:43 PM): OK this sucks
TioJ (9:13:45 PM): is that his mom?
TioJ (9:14:16 PM): "hey grandma, we're going ot hell, because we're Jews!"
TioJ (9:16:09 PM): too many fucking people already
TioJ (9:16:22 PM): oh that's his sister
TioJ (9:17:21 PM): ooh this mom'skinda cute
TioJ (9:17:25 PM): "dutch oven?"
TioJ (9:18:32 PM): is that the O-face guy from Office space?
TioJ (9:19:22 PM): and i wanna nail the waitress
TioJ (9:20:51 PM): commercial
TioJ (9:21:02 PM): and this Victoria's secret comercial is the highlight of Sons & Daughters
TioJ (9:23:30 PM): back
TioJ (9:24:50 PM): ha ha drunk brother-in-law told people about grandpa
TioJ (9:24:57 PM): hot little sister
TioJ (9:25:03 PM): i want to bone her
TioJ (9:26:23 PM): OK those two lines were kinda funny...
TioJ (9:26:39 PM): "my mom told me that she and my dad haven't had sex for years"
TioJ (9:26:49 PM): "do you think it's funny to master the harmonica and not tell anybody?"
TioJ (9:27:50 PM): i like this chick's cleavage
TioJ (9:28:18 PM): they gave her a hitler moustache
TioJ (9:28:54 PM): i like the jew wife
TioJ (9:29:37 PM): and now they're all mad at him
TioJ (9:29:52 PM): his ex-wife didn't show up?
TioJ (9:31:06 PM): ooh yeah hot jew step-mom |
They somehow broke it up into two episodes? I dunno. They did, so I did.
| More Sons & Daughters... |
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TioJ (9:31:59 PM): WTF?
TioJ (9:32:12 PM): is it a 1 hour series premiere?
TioJ (9:32:50 PM): Cameron and his Sisters (Jenna and Sharon)
TioJ (9:33:24 PM): Whitey (father to Jenna's child)
TioJ (9:33:31 PM): wendal (Cameron's Step Dad)
TioJ (9:33:55 PM): "give you the Shocker"
TioJ (9:34:07 PM): "everyone knows now that I live in a sexless marriage"
TioJ (9:34:30 PM): i want to have sex with Cameron's sisters
TioJ (9:35:33 PM): and the mom found out
TioJ (9:35:53 PM): Sons & Daughters
TioJ (9:37:04 PM): shit i forgot... i can bypass commercials
TioJ (9:37:25 PM): back
TioJ (9:37:37 PM): ooh hi MILF-y hot no-sex Sharon
TioJ (9:38:05 PM): Don (Cameron's brother-in-law)
TioJ (9:38:27 PM): ooh yeah no-sex momma
TioJ (9:40:10 PM): and hot MILF-y Jenna
TioJ (9:40:36 PM): "it's like tossing a wrench in closet"
TioJ (9:41:07 PM): Cameron Sleeps with Eggs
TioJ (9:41:11 PM): that sucked
TioJ (9:43:24 PM): man i want to nail Sharon hard
TioJ (9:43:26 PM): and Jenna
TioJ (9:43:32 PM): and Liz, depending on her hair
TioJ (9:44:45 PM): "pull my finger"
TioJ (9:45:10 PM): and the Shaggy Dog is using Back to School's soundtrack?
TioJ (9:45:12 PM): commercial
TioJ (9:52:25 PM): grandma went berserk
TioJ (9:52:30 PM): it's all Cameron's fault
TioJ (9:54:52 PM): hot MILF no-sex momma in seperate beds
TioJ (9:55:30 PM): "so strong I could eat french fries off your face"
TioJ (9:58:01 PM): we're gonna be right up against the Series Premiere of "Black. White."
TioJ (9:58:20 PM): which is Ice Cube's social experiment
TioJ (9:58:25 PM): ooh hi jenna
TioJ (9:58:33 PM): OK, and there we go... |
Hmm, that was a chore. If it wasn't for the MILF-y chicks cast in the show, I would've fallen asleep.
But I made it through, and just seconds before Black. White. came on.
| FX makes its return to the SHoP with Black. White. |
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TioJ (10:00:19 PM): TV MA L
TioJ (10:00:27 PM): bruno became a black person
TioJ (10:00:42 PM): they decided to swap races
TioJ (10:01:00 PM): oh i didn't know they lived together...
TioJ (10:01:29 PM): Rose Wurgel
TioJ (10:01:30 PM): ugh
TioJ (10:01:38 PM): Santa Monica HS
TioJ (10:02:06 PM): the sparks family from atlanta
TioJ (10:04:24 PM): ooh, and an Ice Cube theme song!
TioJ (10:04:40 PM): it's no ABC TGIF theme song, but it'll do
TioJ (10:06:36 PM): "they're awesome athletes
TioJ (10:06:51 PM): oh hi cute white chick
TioJ (10:08:01 PM): weird white people
TioJ (10:10:27 PM): and now the fake-white dude is talking to whitey about golf
TioJ (10:10:47 PM): he was trying to "holla"
TioJ (10:13:00 PM): I like Rose's sweater kittens, but that's probably about it...
TioJ (10:14:30 PM): bruno said something about black people steeling things
TioJ (10:14:34 PM): stealing things
TioJ (10:15:08 PM): white bruno has a pimp-roll
TioJ (10:15:20 PM): nice sweater kittens
TioJ (10:16:25 PM): yeah ha ha white people are funny
TioJ (10:16:35 PM): and now white people are by nature more curious
TioJ (10:16:42 PM): hi sweater kittens!
TioJ (10:18:02 PM): being black is a secret society!
TioJ (10:18:45 PM): "history of resentment"
TioJ (10:18:55 PM): he said "nigger"
TioJ (10:18:57 PM): heh
TioJ (10:19:22 PM): wow Rose is damn ugly
TioJ (10:19:28 PM): but i like her under-18 boobs
TioJ (10:19:52 PM): "jiving?"
TioJ (10:20:55 PM): "kick back, don't have great posture"
TioJ (10:20:56 PM): heh
TioJ (10:22:27 PM): hmm
TioJ (10:22:37 PM): i think he fucked it up
TioJ (10:22:39 PM): dumbfuck
TioJ (10:23:42 PM): she still looks black
TioJ (10:24:20 PM): Ok she still looks black
TioJ (10:25:27 PM): "they like that word"
TioJ (10:25:45 PM): yeah whatever, everybody likes that word
TioJ (10:26:46 PM): series premiere of Thief?
TioJ (10:28:04 PM): and now an HBO show about polygamy?
TioJ (10:31:58 PM): he's applying for a bartender position in an all-white neighborhood
TioJ (10:33:11 PM): oh yay slam poetry
TioJ (10:36:01 PM): should've chosen a better black kid
TioJ (10:36:11 PM): he hasn't done a single thing
TioJ (10:36:19 PM): and i'm at DUMPCON 2
TioJ (10:36:30 PM): commercial!
TioJ (10:40:53 PM): OK done pooping
TioJ (10:43:23 PM): she likes the Cranberries
TioJ (10:43:25 PM): nice job
TioJ (10:44:00 PM): awww yeah slam poetry bitches
TioJ (10:44:26 PM): yeah right
TioJ (10:44:32 PM): g/l fake black chick
TioJ (10:44:43 PM): yeah like black people can understand half of those words?
TioJ (10:45:16 PM): "a lot of big words i don't get"
TioJ (10:45:17 PM): no shit
TioJ (10:45:40 PM): so... we have to dumb down english so black people can understand it?
TioJ (10:46:46 PM): hey, the black kid speaks!
TioJ (10:47:05 PM): he's going to etiquette school
TioJ (10:47:20 PM): because white kids go to charm school everyday
TioJ (10:48:09 PM): and now blacks don't enunciate?
TioJ (10:48:34 PM): Leo's Bar!
TioJ (10:49:07 PM): "i have to speak proper grammar, or as black say 'i have to speak white'"
TioJ (10:50:15 PM): well duh
TioJ (10:59:54 PM): black man getting angry now
TioJ (11:00:03 PM): it was only a matter of time
TioJ (11:00:49 PM): "the way she did it"
TioJ (11:00:50 PM): hmm
TioJ (11:01:34 PM): thanks, btw, FX, for pulling this not-exactly an hour shit
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