HFS I almost missed it!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... Another Wonderful Opportunity for SHoPpers across These Fruited Plains to BLATANTLY IGNORE Their Tio Jaime's Advice Eastmost Peninsula is the Secret THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 PM AND 4:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. For some reason, in the back of my mind it had occurred to me a couple of weeks ago that TAR9 is due up soon. The Amazing Race 9 premieres tonight, motherfuckers!!! Should be a good season. And no real way to go but up, what with the family style crap-fest that was TAR8 and the Survivor shark-jumping that was TAR7. They need to get back to the good, old-fashioned gimmicks from the first few TARs. Like the token gays. Token minorities. The omni-present sardine-can train ride through india. You wanna re-live the crapfests? You got it... PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... Ok this show fucking sucks, this doesn't even deserve SHoP billing. i hope your kids murder you with shotguns when they come to grips with how assholey you made them and maybe the little gaghan fucker will die no shit your legs aren't sore, you're fucking worthless that's why you don't let your little demon-children make the fucking decisions when $1,000,000 is at goddam stake and now i'm laughing at carissa gaghan, or he can't speak english, but maybe he speaks the universal language of Selling Your Children Into Slavery Tio Jaime's House of Dumbass would've been cool if Bart had mauled the little Gaghan shits (TJ:A1) g-sisters still fucking around w/a trailer on a highway (TJ:A1) IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE Congratulations, you have won $1 million THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 PM AND 4:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. I must really like you Citizen SHoPpers, despite your repeatedly ignoring my advice. Here you go. Second crapfest starring Boston Rob... PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, season premiere!!! 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, Episode 2 3am Criticism of TAR7.3 (R) 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, Episode 5! (R) Live 3am Criticism of TAR7, Episode 6 Live 3am Criticism of TAR7, episode 8 Live 3am Criticism of TAR7, episode 9 Tape-Delayed 3amC of The Amazing Race 7, episode 10 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, season finale! FUCK YOU BOSTON ROB THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 PM AND 4:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. In any case, TAR9 tonight is virtually guaranteed not to suck tonight, since all the suck-ness appears to have been used for numbers 7 and 8. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith <update time="2046"> See? Already with the hype! Don't miss it Citizen SHoPpers... he was an annoying fuck and actually humped my arm 8:32 PM TioJaime: the amazing race 9 tonight! TioJaime: can't suck anymore than it did the last two times TioJaime: so it *should* be good tonight! RafterMan: I've met one of those guys RafterMan: he was an annoying fuck and actually humped my arm TioJaime: one of the dudes on TAR? RafterMan: Bj and tyler TioJaime: whoa TioJaime: where was this? RafterMan: I met him once and I hope he loses quickly 8:35 PM RafterMan: one of the freaks from albany TioJaime: oh wonderful RafterMan: yeah, they should be extremely annoying RafterMan: so no gimmicks with this one? TioJaime: oh probably token gay TioJaime: token NY TioJaime: token hot skanks TioJaime: no children, thank God 8:40 PM RafterMan: I just set up my replay to record it RafterMan: awesome TioJaime: should be good... RafterMan: it's been too long since I've watched the amazing race TioJaime: dude, you literally didn't miss a single fucking thing TioJaime: was the last one you saw where everybody called each other "baby? RafterMan: hello danielle and dani RafterMan: yeah TioJaime: yeah RafterMan: with chip and kim TioJaime: you missed Boston Rob TioJaime: and some shitty children RafterMan: completely useless kim RafterMan: but I was so happy when chip won TioJaime: you would've liked Uchenna and Joyce RafterMan: that guy deserved it RafterMan: given that his wife was a useless weight TioJaime: also black, but joyce wasn't useless RafterMan: nice TioJaime: she had huevos 8:45 PM TioJaime: OK dude, gotta poop TioJaime: will talk to you soon Come find me at 9pm PST. Will be 3amC-ing the season premiere... </update>

Brotherly Advice

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing? Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing?, Part II Don't you dumb-holes have anything better to be doing?, Part III THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 12:00 AM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. Looks like the misogyny-tastic posts are lingering a bit longer than we thought they would... Aren't I a good fuckin' brother? Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith BigBell96 = Tio Jaime LittleBell07 = Tio Jaime's little brother 11:20 PM BigBell96: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/13916357.htm?source=yahoodist&content=sjm_news BigBell96: yeah, whatever 11:25 PM LittleBell07: all girl robot tim? LittleBell07: team* BigBell96: that's so fucking gay BigBell96: yeah, because science and technology is supposed to be *democratic* BigBell96: stupid whore LittleBell07: wtf, that sounds gay BigBell96: dude, democracy is overrated BigBell96: it's a good idea except for letting every yahoo and retard out there vote BigBell96: and the other problem with democracy is when some ignoramus tries to apply the basic concept incorrectly to everything BigBell96: like the Church? not supposed to be democratic. (see recap posts above!) BigBell96: the military? not supposed to be democratic BigBell96: use that for one of your LD cases BigBell96: "Democracy is dumb" BigBell96: or at least "democracy is overrated" LittleBell07: haha, yeah BigBell96: "Democracy is gay" LittleBell07: well, i'm pretty sure that last one would auto-drop me, but ok 11:30 PM BigBell96: not if you can get away with it LittleBell07: i could probably be reported to kj for that. then she'd eat me BigBell96: just tell her that I told you to do it. she'll understand. LittleBell07: ok

"Dr. O'Malley? Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"

Two episodes in a doubleheader for you. First one is taped, the second one is live. Enjoy. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith and speaking of dumb cunts who don't know what they want... You are now in chat room "WHORECITY." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:34:32 PM): hello dere! TioJ (8:35:17 PM): just got home TioJ (8:35:23 PM): have two Grey's Anatomies for you TioJ (8:35:35 PM): the first is the second part of the Code Black TioJ (8:35:40 PM): which started right after the Super Bowl TioJ (8:35:54 PM): ahh... sweet, sweet two weeks ago! TioJ (8:37:19 PM): back when a certain someone wasn't just another of the countless dumb cunts who don't know what they want TioJ (8:37:37 PM): and speaking of dumb cunts who don't know what they want... TioJ (8:37:40 PM): here we go! TioJ (8:39:23 PM): pink mist! TioJ (8:39:45 PM): stupid dr. ellen pompeo TioJ (8:40:31 PM): yeah, nice job stupid dr. izzie TioJ (8:40:37 PM): way to be a smart woman TioJ (8:42:29 PM): again, lots of blackt0rs TioJ (8:44:47 PM): you stupid girl, why'd you put your hand inside in the first place? TioJ (8:52:18 PM): and dr. izzie is still a clueless whore with no real control over her emotions TioJ (8:56:51 PM): yeah right you're not gonna freak out TioJ (8:57:59 PM): you're a stupid emotional woman who cries because her mom is lonely TioJ (8:57:59 PM): ahh TioJ (8:57:59 PM): and blackt0r 3 has a heart attack TioJ (8:58:15 PM): wow, the day just gets better and better TioJ (8:59:59 PM): oh yay, it's black-wife TioJ (9:00:19 PM): so pretty much all four black people in seattle work in Seattle Grace TioJ (9:01:28 PM): yay for women having emotional outbursts while in mortal peril TioJ (9:01:37 PM): glad my doctors are dudes TioJ (9:01:59 PM): oh it's Cristina Ricci, EMT TioJ (9:02:41 PM): yeah, and nice job dr. yang being a good doctor and shit TioJ (9:03:34 PM): you should always leave open-skull surgery because you see something out in the hall TioJ (9:04:43 PM): and of course, bombs and open skulls and heart attacks are the best time to goof off and not follow directions from surgeons and/or bomb squads TioJ (9:05:17 PM): and what a time to talk about relationships TioJ (9:11:27 PM): and now George is straddling his resident TioJ (9:13:01 PM): ha ha, you fucked up because you were busy thinking about dr. ellen pompeo TioJ (9:17:14 PM): WTF? you stupid woman TioJ (9:17:45 PM): heh, anna nalick's "breathe"? TioJ (9:18:45 PM): oh blah blah blah TioJ (9:18:51 PM): scruffy patrick dempsey TioJ (9:18:59 PM): blah TioJ (9:19:02 PM): how shitty TioJ (9:20:00 PM): LOL TioJ (9:20:15 PM): "Dr. O'Malley? Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!" TioJ (9:22:37 PM): OK i was kidding when I thought that was gonna happen TioJ (9:27:28 PM): heh, he wasn't asking about his wife TioJ (9:27:39 PM): yeah duh TioJ (9:28:08 PM): ooh yeah shower scene TioJ (9:30:52 PM): blah blah blah TioJ (9:33:10 PM): this episode kinda sucked TioJ (9:33:44 PM): so a bomb goes off feet away from a OR and nothing? If you missed the episode, I'm sorry if only because of the post title. Funny scene. But then again, you probably don't watch these shows because your Tio Jaime recommends them to you and you're the typical Citizen SHoPper who doesn't listen to me. How nice that you have a gathering place where you can ignore my advice en masse. Pretty short 3amC here, for the tail-end of the doubleheader. Kinda like this one here. something about mom being a filthy whore TioJ (9:34:17 PM): next episode in the doubleheader TioJ (9:34:54 PM): just finishing up the Desperate Housefraus TioJ (9:34:58 PM): ooh hi TioJ (9:35:10 PM): oh shit, that was Dr. She-Biscuit Oriental TioJ (9:36:03 PM): SHE-BISCUIT! TioJ (9:38:02 PM): heh TioJ (9:39:20 PM): something about mom being a filthy whore TioJ (9:39:29 PM): dr. izzie-whore! TioJ (9:39:38 PM): dr. whore-zie? TioJ (9:47:15 PM): heh, funny blackt0r 3 TioJ (9:49:27 PM): wonderful, stupid women and clever nicknames TioJ (9:52:33 PM): ooh yeah TioJ (9:53:07 PM): orgasm-momma TioJ (9:56:19 PM): ooh a junior at UW TioJ (9:56:25 PM): math major TioJ (9:56:28 PM): yeah right TioJ (10:00:31 PM): oh wow, more vertices in the love triangle? TioJ (10:25:07 PM): this episode sucks TioJ (10:25:12 PM): what happened to orgasm-girl? TioJ (10:28:10 PM): dr. whore-zie! TioJ (10:31:31 PM): George making his move??? TioJ (10:32:31 PM): whoa and she took his shirt off TioJ (10:32:38 PM): roll credits?!? TioJ (10:32:40 PM): fuck you! TioJ has left the chat room. Oh wait, looking at the time stamps, they're both taped. Sorry.

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

You're on the air with KJIMMY

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... I AM A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE Eastmost Peninsula is the Secret THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. K-J-I, M-M-Y. Your Red State Outpost in the Blue State Frontier. Won tickets this morning to see Kevin Nealon at Cobb's on the Sarah and No Name Show on KLLC. It was Super-Game Thursday today, and instead of choosing the easy win with the Game-Game, I asked for Sarah's never-popular Radio Terminology Game. Correctly answered a multiple choice about the definition of "Liners" and was rewarded with tickets to Kevin Nealon under my name at Will Call. The coolest part about it? I got to talk to Sarah herself! Man oh man, do I wanna nail her. A or B, Citizen SHoPpers... Sarah or Darian O'Toole? <game name="A or B"> A or B? And yes, it is hard to find a picture of Sarah w/o No Name. Do what I did. Don't imagine No Name being there. Trust me. </game> And oh, how Christmas morning gets even better... they played my submission for bumper music on John London's Inferno today! They're looking for suggestions for bumper music to be claimed in an exclusivity draft opposite Darian O'Toole. I sent them-- partly in jest-- an mp3 of the instrumental intro of Joe Jackson's "Steppin' Out". Pretty cool, man... I stretched a 12 second phrase into a couple of minutes. Find the song. Listen to it. Realize that it has no place in modern FM talk radio bringing you back from a stop set. Cool thing though, Dennis Cruz still played it on the air. "Tio Jaime sent this in to us..." I was pretty stoked. Chris Townsend said it wasn't exactly 2006. And he's absolutely right. John London said it was still a good song and he wanted it on a button. Dude! This is my foot in the door! I've never been on anybody's cart machine before! That's assuming they still use cart machines! Tio Jaime

wow i'm not a boob-man, but i'll learn & OK i just want brittany to plain ole' rape me. yessir.

Your Tio Jaime was too lazy to find old 3am Criticisms for the 24-style recap. Tell you what, just click on the monthly archives to the right, and search the page for "3am" Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith 3am Criticism of last week's episode of Beauty and the Geek You are now in chat room "BeautyandtheOhYeah." TioJaime has entered the chat room. TioJaime (7:57:57 PM): hello dere TioJaime (7:58:00 PM): ! TioJaime (7:58:31 PM): gonna watch a tape of last week's Beauty and the Geek TioJaime (7:58:34 PM): courtesy of my grandpa TioJaime (7:58:48 PM): and then for the second part of the 3amC Doubleheader... TioJaime (7:58:54 PM): a live 3amC! TioJaime (7:59:00 PM): of this week's episode! TioJaime (7:59:05 PM): haven't done this in a while TioJaime (7:59:13 PM): hope I haven't forgotten TioJaime (7:59:29 PM): let's do it TioJaime (7:59:30 PM): TioJaime (8:00:12 PM): (was there another phrase i used before the <hr>? TioJaime (8:00:22 PM): oh wait.. TioJaime (8:00:32 PM): here we go TioJaime (8:02:00 PM): wow. arch-rivals after three weeks? TioJaime (8:29:21 PM): i like brittany TioJaime (8:29:26 PM): she has nice boobs TioJaime (8:34:20 PM): wow i'm not a boob-man, but i'll learn TioJaime (8:43:55 PM): the black chick and indian dude won TioJaime (8:44:05 PM): they eliminated the dungeon master and some skank TioJaime (8:46:09 PM): OK and now there's another 15 mins until tonight's episode TioJaime (8:47:46 PM): "you smell good" TioJaime (8:47:47 PM): heh TioJaime (8:48:30 PM): lemme see if i can do this... TioJaime (8:50:09 PM): OK, i've just put in some html tags... so right in the chat window, it says </font></td><tr><table><div> TioJaime (8:50:46 PM): and now i'll put it up on the front-end again... TioJaime (8:51:41 PM): Live 3am Criticism of tonight's episode of Beauty and the Geek TioJaime (8:52:06 PM): wow, "UltraViolet"? I thought it was a commercial for Aeon Flux TioJaime (8:53:28 PM): ooh yeah annette o'toole TioJaime (8:59:08 PM): ooh, are we on? TioJaime (8:59:50 PM): Citizen SHoPpers, check out marknicodemo when you get a chance TioJaime (8:59:59 PM): Social Experiment, blah blah blah TioJaime (9:00:19 PM): wow that chick in green has huge boobs TioJaime (9:00:41 PM): dude, it's not cher's fault you all suck and are hyper-sensitive TioJaime (9:00:45 PM): ooh i like brittany TioJaime (9:01:00 PM): ooh hi brittany boobs! TioJaime (9:01:15 PM): man oh man would i like some taquitos right now... TioJaime (9:01:32 PM): oh it's the Final Four! TioJaime (9:01:39 PM): even though they're eight TioJaime (9:01:58 PM): whore TioJaime (9:02:10 PM): and yeah tyson.... FREAK TioJaime (9:04:14 PM): ooh hi brittany! TioJaime (9:04:36 PM): yeah, like they need practice with this?? TioJaime (9:04:39 PM): this is retarded TioJaime (9:06:29 PM): well, regardless, i would like to get naked and freaky with Brittany TioJaime (9:06:38 PM): was that inappropriate? TioJaime (9:11:04 PM): oh i like fruity perfume, brittany! TioJaime (9:13:56 PM): ooh brittany's hot TioJaime (9:14:13 PM): i would like to be molested by her... hard TioJaime (9:16:39 PM): WHORE CITY TioJaime (9:22:44 PM): pick out evening gown and lingerie TioJaime (9:22:51 PM): for lingerie photo shoot TioJaime (9:22:52 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime (9:23:12 PM): how about some leather dominatrix stuff for Brittany? TioJaime (9:23:14 PM): ooh yeah momma TioJaime (9:23:49 PM): LOL "orange thong in a mud wrestling competition" TioJaime (9:24:56 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime (9:25:08 PM): "licking your finger" TioJaime (9:25:25 PM): "a little more risque" TioJaime (9:25:54 PM): ooh yeah pornographic shoot TioJaime (9:26:01 PM): "grabbing your ankles" TioJaime (9:26:03 PM): LOL TioJaime (9:26:05 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime (9:26:13 PM): "you smell good" TioJaime (9:27:45 PM): "lick it a bit" TioJaime (9:29:32 PM): queer celebrity stylist TioJaime (9:31:40 PM): brittany TioJaime (9:31:45 PM): ooh yeah brittany TioJaime (9:32:03 PM): yay, nice job brittany! TioJaime (9:32:08 PM): i mean, "joe" TioJaime (9:36:38 PM): ooh brittany in glasses! TioJaime (9:36:46 PM): and w/o makeup! TioJaime (9:37:44 PM): wow brittany's just hot all around TioJaime (9:38:51 PM): OK i just want brittany to plain ole' rape me. yessir. TioJaime (9:40:04 PM): "i look like a liberian on crack" TioJaime (9:40:33 PM): would've been funny if some white chick had said that... TioJaime (9:41:43 PM): dude, even w/makeup, cher's ugly TioJaime (9:49:48 PM): Sarah the Whore and Wes versus Racially Ambiguous Cher and Josh TioJaime (9:50:05 PM): I predict Cher and Josh will win TioJaime (9:51:25 PM): heh, the beer spokesmodel gets the beer question TioJaime (9:52:09 PM): WHORE CITY TioJaime (9:58:31 PM): cool retro reese's commercial TioJaime (9:59:19 PM): so it's like an amazing race thing next week? TioJaime has left the chat room.

Enjoy your VD, Citizen SHoPpers!!!

TJ - A day late, but you'll get over it, Citizen SHoPper. Hmm. That didn't sound right. But I can't quite put my finger on it. Eh. Returned the Monster cable. Picked up some blank CD-R. And something else... curly fries? 6:27 PM TioJaime: you know what's better than porn? Marla: umm... real sex? Marla: haha Marla: curly fries? TioJaime: yes. and no. TioJaime: nevermind TioJaime: just ask "what?" Marla: actually a lot of things... Marla: what's up? Marla: what? Marla: don't send me any nasty pictures! Marla: I'm at work! TioJaime: just ask "what?" in response... TioJaime: it's for the SHoP TioJaime: you know what's better than porn? 6:30 PM TioJaime: OK and now i'm tempted to just artifically inseminate this chat after-the-fact w/your responses... Marla: I asked what already! Marla: what? TioJaime: goddamit TioJaime: alls i needs you to ask is "what?" and that's it. nothing else until the very end TioJaime: although this behind-the-scenes shit is gonna be pretty good... TioJaime: OK MwHCock sorta did it... Sorta. I like how my wonderful friends can't quite grasp the concept of the "set up". Nice job, Marla. Yeah, real sex. Getting laid. No shit. Unless you're German or something. ok, what's better than porn? 6:30 PM TioJaime: you know what's better than porn? MwHCock: getting laid? TioJaime: yes, but the response i was looking for was "what?" TioJaime: hold on MwHCock: ok, what's better than porn? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn? MwHCock: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics? MwHCock: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50 TioJaime: and you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50? MwHCock: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50 on Valentine's Day! Not that we should refrain from buying Jenna Haze porn on certain days of the year, but you gotta admit that there are some days on which buying the Jenna Haze porn might seem a bit more ironic than others... Watching the fine video in the background right now. Jenna Haze just had her scene. And now there are three blonde lesbians on a staircase. and even then 6:35 PM TioJaime: say hello to the SHoP MwHCock: Hello you hard-core republicans TioJaime: the only reason we seem hardcore is because only SixHertz and I are the ones posting TioJaime: and even then MwHCock: they sell porn at fry's? Do they ever! The first one I bought from Fry's was a sub-$10 Jenna Haze porn. And if you visit the links to the fry's webpage, it looks to be an ISP. This is not the case. It's like a CompUSA and Best Buy all rolled up into one. With cool themes. Check out the wikipedia entry here. what? TioJaime: let's try this again TioJaime: you know what's better than porn? Marla: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn? Marla: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics? 6:35 PM Marla: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50 TioJaime: and you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50? Marla: what? TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50 on Valentine's Day! Marla: speaking of porn, Judy Lee's going to be going to "Cal Band Alumni" ski trip! TioJaime: LOL And that's a winner right there, Citizen SHoPpers, even if you weren't in the know. This may have made a good post in and of itself, but I guess I just want you all to realize the sacrifices we make for you in the SHoP. And by "we" I mean "I". Oh yes, just your Tio Jaime. Observe... SixHertz dropping the ball. Note the time stamps, Citizen SHoPpers 6:26 PM TioJaime: you know what's better than porn? 6:35 PM TioJaime: OK thanks man TioJaime: check the SHoP for a porn-related post soon And I guess by "soon" I mean "the next day". Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith ps- jenna haze link is NSFW

Just an observation...

LIbEralS are having a field day with this hunting accident. Why the big deal about Cheney shooting someone in the face and neck? It's not like Lewinski wasn't shot in the face by Bill Clinton. And even that was no accident.

The World is a Carousel of Misogynistic Colors

SixHertz is asleep. But like that'll stop me from messaging him and then SHoPping it... You're listening to KUNT... All misogyny, all the time! 11:19 PM TioJ: expect misogyny-tastic posts from your Tio Jaime this week TioJ: check out marknicodemo's comments for a preview And shit, what bgcolor represents misogyny? wirehangercopper, perhaps? felldownthestairsagainblackandblue? attentionwhorange? , Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

How's [Pittsburg(h) Amy]?

I already yelled at SixHertz for this, but you do-gooder Citizen SHoPpers out there? Don't ever get on my fucking case again about going to the Zoo and how there are better women outside the Zoo. Because there aren't. The ones who don't take their clothes off for money are no different than the ones who do. Remember this next time you try to give me shit for frequenting the Zoo w/the boys when I should be out looking for a nice, normal tolerable girlfriend. No, SixHertz didn't really say "Pittsburg(h) Amy," he said something unprintable 12:20 PM SixHertz: How's [Pittsburg(h) Amy]? You talk to her today/after she left that message? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i called her, left a message saying "Wow, that was classy. There's a reason I didn't leave that same exact message on your voice mail. That should be done in person." SixHertz: nice, oh, that's good. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: you like that? SixHertz: damn right, i do JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i kinda figured you would Maybe if I'm drunk I'll post the message from my voice mail. We'll see. Enjoy the remainder of the weekend, Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Reads just like a SHoP post...

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... Where can I find a bachelorette veil this morning? Sanctity of Marriage! THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 PM AND 2:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. SixH tells me that the e-mail I sent out was very well received. I took another look. It reads just like a typical Tio Jaime post, so I figured I'd save myself the trouble and just reformat my maniacal ramblings for your reading enjoyment. In the recaps above, you'll find another bachelor party e-mail thread. The names below have been edited to preserve innocent's privacy. Except Trosama min Asi. That's his real name. Allahu Akbar. JennaHaze-u Akbar, Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith Rounding up the Troops Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2006 21:15:56 -0800 (PST) From: "Tio Jaime" <tiojaime@tiojaime.com> Subject: Bachelor Party To: "SixHertz" <sixhertz@sixhertz.com> CC: tiojaime@tiojaime.com dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, He who is likely SixH's fiancee's brother?, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, SixH's friend who was going to the Zoo w/Trosama min Asi and myself for a while there, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, lrod@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, Trosama min Asi, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, SixH's friend who I met like 10 years ago, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com, dude@dudemail.com Howdy all, Not gonna beat around the bush with pleasantries like some woman and reiterate what you already know. He's getting married and I can't even tell you when without getting up and checking out that snazzy "Save the Date" fridge magnet I got in the mail at my parents' house in good ole San Jose, CA. But first things first. Bachelor party. Vegas. Scotch on the rocks. Consuming lots of scotch on the rocks (or Bushmills neat) and exercising your constitutional right to unabridged freedom of (drunken) speech. Sobering up and exercising your constitutional right to bear arms. And oh, the Arms we Shall Bear... Festivities to take place Friday 05 May through Sunday 07 May. The Sabbath to be observed at the Sapphire Chapel with Our Ladies of Perpetual Toplessness. Now that I have you gun-happy and mildly horny, some logistics. Some rooms have been secured at Paris. Yay for the French. These rooms are $199/night and can platonically accomodate 4 heterosexual men. So my engineer math tells me that $50/night for two nights should run one bachelor partier $100 for two nights. BE ADVISED: Four-to-a-room will require what SixH referred to as "HOT-BUNKING". Apparently that's just sharing a big damn bed with another man. Head-to-toe, if you'd like. If you're worried about the hot-bunking sausage-fest, just think nice thoughts about Bliss over at Sapphire. Ooh, or Janel. Mmm... Janel... goddam! Should you require your own bed/room, let me know. If you have made plans to attend this celebration of bachelorhood, please confirm this with me. The only YESses I have thus far are the following: SixH (and yes, I'm just as surprised as all of you are...) Jihad Jimmy (me) Jake H Steve W Scott Y Marc S Lynn T L Rodriguez ("lrod!" that's fuckin cool, man!) Henry H Matt L Karen's Husband Brett If you are one of the confirmed NOes and this is unchanged, please let me know. Thus far: Andrew Y& Matt Z. You weren't mentioned? that's because this roster with which sixhertz has provided me doesn't list a response for you either way. Please to be deciding soon and letting me know which way you've picked. More rooms @ the Paris may be necessary. More details to follow. Activity suggestions? Let me know. If enough of you voice interest, we will send a small away team with the women to see Celine Dion. UPDATE: Further discussion about "hot-bunking" with the Bride-chelor has clarified the definition. Hot-bunking is using one bed in shifts. To qualify for the $100/two-nights will necessitate sleeping two-to-a-bed at the same time. Silk pajamas and baby doll nighties are highly discouraged, as are man-on-man pillow fights. Should you have any other questions or concerns, please let me know. It pretty much boils down to: let me know if you're not going, if you're going and can find a foursome, if you're going but do not want to share a bed w/another bachelor partier, or even if you're going and will be sharing a bed w/your wife or something. I think I've covered all the bases. You get the picture, just let me know. Sooner better than later. hope all is well, Jimmy 510-TIO-JAIME ps- found some links for you! it's Our Ladies of Perpetual Toplessness! NSFW!!! http://sapphirelasvegas.com http://sapphirelasvegas.com/spotlight/index.html http://sapphirelasvegas.com/spotlight/page2.html http://sapphirelasvegas.com/spotlight/page3.html ___________________________ I'm sure one of these days I'll be able to look back and think about what I've done and realize these were some pretty neat things. - Ilyy Mvm S1.33 SKI++ MIL++ QUI++# RWG+++# KRA+++! f+>++ n Ips $ 8F16, 4F06, 4F02 M1978 ps- If you've already clicked on the link and been fired, hey sucks to be you. Probably too late to mention now that the Jenna Haze link is NSFW. You'll be pleased to know, however, that the Janel mentioned above is a spitting image of Jenna Haze.

Perhaps I should've been more explicit: I was just kidding.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... COMING SOON: Tio Jaime watches football!!! STUPID AIM ATE MY LONG-ASSED POST. ASSHOLE Engineering as usual... My friends are so distressed D-U-M Dumb! Satur-dee Chat, featuring your favorite SHoP Overlords SixHertz and Tio Jaime! The What-Now Bowl game this weekend? which loosely translated means, "i like your boobs / let me lick your boobs" THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 AM AND 9:00 AM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. I've always liked the whole idea of cheerleaders. Especially since my all-boys high school and our lack thereof-- Whoa whoa whoa, before we go any further: female cheerleaders! FEMALE!!! So anycrap, yes. Those hot leaders of cheer... I've always suggested-- in jest-- that baseball needs cheerleaders. While the world is never any worse off for more cleavage and more legs and more boingy-boingy, I'll be more than happy to draw the line at America's Pasttime. Found this via Attu Sees All... Florida Marlins photoset Lo and behold, baseball has had cheerleaders for two seasons now. Where the hell have I been? And why the hell do the Mermaids link to the Padres site? Dumbtards. So what does this mean for you, Citizen SHoPper? Well, I suppose it's just an excuse to have a SHoP cheerleading special. See the recaps above. Searched in the blogger.com Dashboard for "gold rush" and "cal cheer" and "sea gals". Ain't the internet(s) grand? <hotchicks MLBaffiliation="marlins" colloquially="mermaids"> click to enlarge in new window </hotchicks> <fish genus="Amphiprion" species="ocellaris" colloquially="Marlin"> Kinda creepy how the fish has human eyes, huh? Imagine these disney fish w/o irises or pupils... <update time="0954"> Imagine no further, Citizen SHoPpers! Look ma, no irises! Yarr! Look kinda shitty? Then get off your lazy Citizen SHoPper ass, photoshop the original, upload them to a server, then prepare some update quasi-html tags for me to cut and paste and properly credit. </update> </fish>

Full Metal Jacket, the Rolling Stones, Bachelor Party, FUCK YEAH!, Pittsburg(h) Amy, and Doing Our Part to Kill Leet-Speak

Pretty hefty motherfucker of a post for you this morning. Can you handle it? Of course you can, Citizen SHoPper! Press on... HFS what? 2/8/06, 11:34 PM TioJaime: new SHoP posts for you SixHertz: HFS SixHertz: whatup, dude. TioJaime: HFS what? 11:35 PM SixHertz: HFS, I dunno. I'm in fucking Irvine. TioJaime: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SixHertz: I KNOW! TioJaime: HOLY DOG SHIT IRVINE SixHertz: YEAH, IRVINE! TioJaime: ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM IRVINE SixHertz: O RLY? TioJaime: YA RLY! SixHertz: NO WAI! Just joining us, Citizen SHoPper? Click on the links for cross-references to inside jokes. See? Not even Don and Mike do that for you. i almost put a fake link to shitantics.blogspot but i stopped myself 11:40 PM SixHertz: Man with large synonym for rooster. HA! SixHertz: excellent posts. TioJaime: hans bricks commented... TioJaime: and now i'm commenting on my own post in response TioJaime: i almost put a fake link to shitantics.blogspot but i stopped myself SixHertz: ok, I commented. take a look. :P TioJaime: OK 11:45 PM TioJaime: OK and i commented back TioJaime: LOL SixHertz: LOL SixHertz: okay, so what's this "arouse a dead man" euphemism? I don't listen to rolling bones. SixHertz: heh, bones. TioJaime: someting about "she makes a dead man come" TioJaime: beats me... go download the lyrics SixHertz: oh, that's right. 11:55 PM TioJaime: good stuff over @ marknicodemo.mu.nu TioJaime: fairy wire might even agree w/us 12:00 AM SixHertz: hehe, lemme check TioJaime: hey can you change the TTLB animal? TioJaime: change it to "Man with Huge Synonym for Rooster" 12:05 AM SixHertz: BOXER urges Sheehan not to challenge Feinstein?! BAAAHAHAHAHA TioJaime: oh that's gonna be great! SixHertz: So, Jesus and Muhammad walk into a bar... SixHertz: ... SixHertz: we should just make a whole bunch of lurid muhammad jokes. We didn't go down that route. Instead, I opted for an inappropriate non sequitur and that seemed to do the trick. and why aren't all of them e-mailing me themselves? TioJaime: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bobo%27s%20scrotum%20polish&spell=1 TioJaime: we're #1 for "bobo's scrotum polish" TioJaime: and like #5 or 6 for "john london's inferno" 12:10 AM TioJaime: OK due TioJaime: dude TioJaime: i'm going to bed TioJaime: too tired even to rub one out TioJaime: WTF SixHertz: ugh. SixHertz: heh SixHertz: 'night TioJaime: whoa whoa, steve d is confirming w/marc h and scott b TioJaime: who are these dudes, now? TioJaime: and why aren't all of them e-mailing me themselves? SixHertz: Shiraz's brother, and his two friends. 12:15 AM SixHertz: Steve is in Minnesota, Marc lives in Chicago, and Scott lives in Denver. SixHertz: Oscar lives in North Carolina SixHertz: Lynn lives in New York. SixHertz: Merry fucking christmas SixHertz: San Diego, Oakland, San Jose, Seattle SixHertz: People from all across the country SixHertz: Actually, take back seattle. He lives in Monterey, now. TioJaime: and strippers from all across the country as well, my friend TioJaime: and handguns from austria SixHertz: fuck yeah This was in reference to a bachelor party e-mail I sent out earlier in the week. I'll try to post it later today. And it seems that we've hit a slow spot in the chat. Fortunately, SixHertz and I then created what will become one of the greatest games EVER to grace the pages of the SHoP. We're surprised that nobody else has thought of this game yet. You can figure it out. you win this round of FUCK YEAH! 12:20 AM SixHertz: fuck N A TioJaime: ya rly! SixHertz: o rly? SixHertz: fuck no wai! TioJaime: oh f*ck ya rly! SixHertz: SHIT YA! TioJaime: F*CK YA! TioJaime: FIREARMS! FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: DILDOS! FUCK YEAH! TioJaime: TRANSVESTITE STRIPPERS! FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: HAMSTERS! SixHertz: FUCK YEAH! TioJaime: SNUFF FILMS! FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: CHICKENSHIT! FUCK YEAH! TioJaime: GOLDEN SHOWERS! TioJaime: FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: MASTURBATION! SixHertz: FUCK YEAH! TioJaime: OH FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: or FUCK ME! TioJaime: CIRCUMCISION! TioJaime: FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: FUCK NO! TioJaime: FUCK NO? SixHertz: NO WAI! TioJaime: LOL SixHertz: :D TioJaime: you win this round of FUCK YEAH! SixHertz: ROFL! 12:25 AM TioJaime: we'll play again SixHertz: hahahaha Still stumped? Check out Team America: World Police. Pay close attention to the soundtrack. Or shit, just download "America, F**k Yeah!" from your peer-to-peer of choice. Again, as before, click on the link to find the origin of the inside story. Keep clicking on the link until you find the first occurrence. I know you're curious. You are not you. You are me. SixHertz: get your ass to mars. SixHertz: **name that movie** TioJaime: You are not you. You are me. TioJaime: No shit. SixHertz: lol SixHertz: u got it SixHertz: o rly TioJaime: OK dude, really gotta get to bed SixHertz: ok, night TioJaime: ya rly! SixHertz: pigfux0rs! TioJaime: picking up pittsburg(h) amy from the airporx0rs tomorrow SixHertz: P15fVX0rz SixHertz: whoah SixHertz: you never sent me a pic TioJaime: yeah TioJaime: oh fuck me TioJaime: OK tell you what TioJaime: i'm gonna save this in the drafts right now TioJaime: and tomorrow, when i make the final edit TioJaime: at work SixHertz: haha TioJaime: i'll forward you the pics TioJaime: fair enough? Whoa. That reminder worked like a charm! I just sent the pics out. I didn't find the Total Recall pic I wanted. I wanted the one where Hauser is talking to Quaid via the vidscreen. I hope that this one is OK for now. maybe we can kill it off right here in the SHoP SixHertz: More profanity on the SHoP. What else esta nuevo? SixHertz: I wanna start putting up upside down questionmarks on the shop TioJaime: anything less would be uncivilized SixHertz: damn right TioJaime: go for it dude! TioJaime: You're a SHoP Overlord TioJaime: oh, and check out www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/SITS SixHertz: just to poke fun at the faggoty ass brazilians who think their shit don't stink TioJaime: episode 2 is up SixHertz: wait...that's only spanish. SixHertz: nevermind. 12:30 AM TioJaime: what's only spanish? TioJaime: the podcast? SixHertz: the upside down ??'s SixHertz: not portuguese. SixHertz: I should know this stuff, really. TioJaime: oh i see what you're saying TioJaime: fuck these foreigners TioJaime: we should all speak in binary TioJaime: 11001001 SixHertz: 000100101010101000100101010010 TioJaime: 0 r1y? SixHertz: 110010101001010101fuck100010101all100101010foreigners0010010 SixHertz: read between the lines! SixHertz: motherf10101cker! SixHertz: ya r1y! SixHertz: haha SixHertz: n0 wa1! TioJaime: n0 wa1!!!!!!!!!1 SixHertz: ROFL! SixHertz: okay, chickenfucker, go to bed. :D TioJaime: I think we've taken internet fads and leet-speak to new lows (TJ: more on internet phenomenons here) SixHertz: haha TioJaime: maybe we can kill it off right here in the SHoP TioJaime: if not now, when? TioJaime: if not us, who? SixHertz: n0 \/\/41!!!!!11!1 TioJaime: LOL TioJaime: goodnight dude SixHertz: |\|0 \/\/41!11!! SixHertz: ok, night buddy The Secretary says bring flowers to the airport. I'm inclined to disagree. What say you, Citizen SHoPpers? Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Dancing around the subject

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... Screw this. We'll go right ahead and say what KGO couldn't: Chicks are waxing off and lasering off their pubes. THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. It's amusing that the Stones are senile enough to forget that they were already told about the NFL's intentions, they went ahead and performed, and still thought it appropriate to bitch about it. For you Degenerocrat Little Brains out there, this is akin to us warning you days in advance that we're going to be calling one of your wives an ignorant C.U.N.T., you continue to the SHoP despite the warnings of activities which will offend you, and then you act indignant upon being "wronged". This is what I'm talking about (see the comments), Leftists crying Wolf when it comes to Rights and Censorship and Disenfranchisement. excerpt from Rolling Stones Decry Super Bowl Censorship "The band was aware of our plan to simply lower Mick's mike at the appropriate moments," said Brian McCarthy, NFL spokesman. "It was discussed with the group last week prior to the Super Bowl." He declined further comment on the Stones' statement. The band may have known about it, but that doesn't mean they liked it, spokeswoman Fran Curtis said. Jagger sang the full lyrics during his performance, she said. In "Start Me Up," the show's editors silenced one word close to the song's end, a reference to a woman so sexy she could arouse a dead man. The lyrics for "Rough Justice" included a synonym for rooster that was removed. a woman so sexy she could arouse a dead man??? synonym for rooster??? Wow. Thanks for deflating the Stones' lyrics there, you Orwellian jagoffs. Your descriptions sound so unappealing and unentertaining that it's any wonder you're able to play up the shitty censorship of the poor artists by The Man angle after your clinical dissection of the offending lyrics. For those of you just joining us, I am one of those South Park Republicans. I like political incorrectness. Not so cool with the puritanism and nutso-fundamentalist Christianity. I'm a laid-back Catholic who likes leggy brunettes in garter belts. Who are bringing me Dr. Pepper and Hooters buffalo wings. Here is the story again, but this time not in yahoo! news. Yahoo! stories tend to expire, which is frustrating in the SHoP archives. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Just when you thought San Franciscans couldn't get any more annoying...

Just talked to Pittsburg(h) Amy. She's packing right now. Flying to California-land tomorrow. We're having dinner tomorrow, most likely at Joe's of Westlake. It's in Daly City which is just south of San Francisco. Had mentioned this restaurant to Pittsburg(h) Amy a while back, she had asked her San Francisco friends about it. And oh wonderful. <sarcasm>Boy oh boy, I can't wait to meet her friends.</sarcasm> Dramatization of real-life conversation between your Tio Jaime and Pittsburg(h) Amy PAmy: My friends were ragging on Daly City TioJ: Your friends in San Francisco. Are they originally from the City, or did they move there from somewhere else? PAmy: Somewhere else. TioJ: OK. Those are the worst kind of San Franciscans. The native-born San Franciscans are bad enough. They're elitist. But the ones who move there and adopt the elitism? Those are the worst. PAmy: Wait, you're not from San Francisco. TioJ: No, I'm a Northern Californian. PAmy: So what's the difference? TioJ: San Franciscans are snooty and elitist. And the ones who move there are the most annoying out of all of them. They think their shit doesn't stink just because they're from San Francisco PAmy: So they're like New Yorkers. TioJ: Yep. New Yorkers, Bostonians, San Franciscans. All different sides of the same ugly coin. And at the risk of ruffling any more of your friends' feathers because I was at a strip club right before I had drinks with you that one night, your friends don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Strong words, eh? Every one of them true. A good buddy of mine from high school moved to San Francisco. He's an elitist bastard now. And lookee here, his elitism was preserved for the SHoP TJ:A1! Fuck the Chronicle. The Merc is a better Leftist piece of shit. Comes with Fry's ads too... What it all boils down to is this: Native Northern Californians are the least annoying out of all Californians. Out of the native NorCal-ers, native San Franciscans the most annoying if only because they're so stuck on the fact that they're natives. So do the math. If you've moved to San Francisco from elsewhere yet manage to deride me for not living in the City, you can get bent. You're the reason Californians suck. Please to be leaving. Updates to follow on the Pittsburg(h) Amy situation. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Eastmost Peninsula is the Secret

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... I AM A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND 11:00 AM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. Found a secret page on KNBR's website. This is akin to finding Easter eggs in your favorite video game. Although in that light, maybe the post title doesn't quite fit. Nonetheless, you're cool if you can recognize it... John London's Not Just Sports Show: Ten Hall of Fame The concept is simple enough, and new listeners on KIFR may have caught wind of the boys discussing this a few weeks back. You know what, just go check it out because it's a lot easier than your Tio Jaime explaining it to you. Anycrap, back to the Ten Hall of Fame. What was once the Not Just Sports Show is now John London's Inferno. They have a new Museum of Tens and they want to expand it to include some of the older wings. I myself am partial towards the She-Biscuit wing for horse-faced women. So check out the Ten Hall of Fame before KNBR finds out and shuts it down. Oh, and they're streaming my new morning show! Check out Sarah and No Name on KLLC! 97.3 FM if you're in the area and have a functioning radio, or the internet stream. 5:30 to 10 California time. So for those of you who are curious and hopefully even curious enough to point your browser to my radio shows of choice (this means maybe LMHBrent)... Tio Jaime's radio line-up, now available online! Time Show 5:30am - 10:00am 10:00am - 12:00pm 12:00pm - 3:00pm 3:00pm - 7:00pm Sarah and No Name Darian O'Toole Don and Mike John London Thirteen-and-a-half hours of FM talk. That's a lot of radio. About ten years ago that would've been Lee Rogers and Melanie Morgan, then Rush Limbaugh, and then a big break until Mike Savage. Nowadays? No politics. Maybe right before elections and right after elections. If you scrutinize my daily line-up, you'll notice two things. First, no Adam Corolla. I gave his show a week, and it took a major shit. Stand-up comedy doesn't really have a place on the radio. Reality radio does a lot better. Like Don and Mike. And John London. And Sarah and No Name, to a certain extent. Last, and more importantly, you'll see that I've pre-empted the last hour of D&M for John London. Oh yes. It's true. Lucky for me, the last hour of D&M is pretty much just News and Comments with Buzz Burbank. But still, for your Tio Jaime to pre-empt Don and Mike? It's probably indicative of a good show which he's wholly recommending and yet you neglect to listen. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Pot. Kettle. Nail. Head.

This isn't gonna end until a lot of the world's total sand supply instantaneously turns to glass. Oh, and San Franfreako is replaced by a giant crater. Let's not forget that. Okay, okay. Well, maybe just the Haight-Ashbury district.

hmph. We can kill babies, but not the poo' widdle bunnie wabbits

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP... Screw this. We'll go right ahead and say what KGO couldn't: Chicks are waxing off and lasering off their pubes. THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 10:00 PM. EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME. The video of the news segment isn't up yet, but check back in a few days. This is the epitome of California Leftist Whining. Jihad Jimmy Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude) Chairman, SHoP Gaming Commission and House Gaming Control Board (Non-nude) SixHertz House of Chat 8:35 PM TioJaime: waaaa TioJaime: ABC 7 whining about Coursing in Fairfield TioJaime: "it's barbaric" TioJaime: STFU you stupid cunt TioJaime: oh yeah, ask a berkeley representative what she thinks of it TioJaime: SHUT THE FUCK UP TioJaime: dude, dogs killing animals is natural SixHertz: Coursing? TioJaime: you ever watch Snatch? TioJaime: they let greyhounds or other hunting dogs loose in a field to chase and most likely kill a wild jackrabbit TioJaime: BFD SixHertz: jesus. TioJaime: hold on, i'll find you a link SixHertz: let these people loose in the midwest SixHertz: hunting deer. SixHertz: OH NO! POOR BAMBI! SixHertz: BLAM!@ 8:40 PM TioJaime: ? TioJaime: http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=i_team&id=3874872 SixHertz: ok, i didn't get that one SixHertz: ok, got it SixHertz: trillian munged up the link SixHertz: oh, just because it's banned in England, it's not cool anymore. SixHertz: Let's look to Europe for laws! TioJaime: i'm surprised California hasn't banned it yet... TioJaime: they fucking ban everything else TioJaime: and i'm gonna play GTA:SA before they ban *that* SixHertz: hmph. We can kill babies, but not the poo' widdle bunnie wabbits 8:45 PM TioJaime: check out the video of the news story if you can... TioJaime: you'll *love* it

SixHertz House of Super Bowl Ambivalence

Super Bowl is finished. Nobody in the SHoP really cares. Go Niners. On an unrelated note, exploda-muslims are pissed because of a couple of cartoons. Maybe they should check out PBF. 49er Faithfuls and eagled-eyed media watchdogs chatting after a shitty Super Bowl 6:55 PM TioJ: i fucking hate the steelers TioJ: fucking stupid seattle 7:20 PM SixH: seattle bungled up that one. TioJ: yeah dude TioJ: and check this out TioJ: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060206/ts_nm/nfl_superbowl_dc TioJ: WTF, the niners were first to 5 TioJ: asshole reuters SixH: you're goddam right they did. TioJ: fuck pittsburgh TioJ: fuck seattle TioJ: fuck everybody but the niners TioJ: i wore my #80 Rice jersey today during the game TioJ: and my niners hard hat 7:25 PM SixH: Just wearing that alone? TioJ: oh, and a cock sock SixH: ah, good. TioJ: whoa grey's anatomy right now?? no time for GTA San Andreas TioJ: whoa gratuituous lesbianosity TioJ: ! 7:30 PM SixH: were the ads stupid? I missed the first quarter and a half. TioJ: ads sucked TioJ: except for one or two TioJ: the one i posted on the SHoP was better 7:35 PM SixH: ok, what the FUCK is this bi-lingual commercial I hear about? Did you see that one? TioJ: oh yeah, i didn't think too much about it TioJ: it sucked TioJ: although it stressed the importance of foreigners learning english SixH: o rly? TioJ: ya rly! SixH: o rly? TioJ: ya rly! SixH: o rly? SixH: no wai! TioJ: heh SixH: hahahaha SixH: ROFL wonderful reporting from Reuters. Way to go, people who write about football but probably haven't sat through an entire game. excerpt from shitty article mentioned above 14 minutes ago DETROIT (Reuters) - Halfback Willie Parker scampered 75 yards for the longest touchdown run from scrimmage in title game history to help lead the Pittsburgh Steelers to a 21-10 victory over the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XL on Sunday. Parker's record run came just 22 seconds into the third quarter as Pittsburgh claimed its first National Football League championship since 1980 and became the first team to win five Super Bowls. I wonder if they've corrected it yet... Oh hey, they corrected it. Ha ha. Niner nation. OK time for the Code Black we've all been waiting for in the post-Super Bowl Grey's Anatomy... Jihad Jimmy, Ministry of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith