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Saturday, February 04, 2006

it's like Ikea: something for everyone

Home early from the City. found MwHCock online. he's the one who showed me the wonder that is bodog.

But more importantly, he brings us to an interesting point. The GOP is now more inclusive having learned the lessons of 1996. You remember waaay back then? Pro-Life and Pro-Abortion republicans sparring with each other at the convention? We've learned and correctly concluded not to make something like that the major litmus test issue amongst our own. Sure, W is a pro-lifer. And so am I (and so are most of your SHoP Overlords and one Overlady, last time i checked). But that's not why we like him. That's not why we rally around him. I myself see it as a nice side benefit, but I'm not pushing for W to overturn Roe v. Wade or anything.

Does that confuse you Little Brain Degenerocrats? Just try to imagine a political party that isn't so singularly focused on going down on a Chicken Little interest group like the Abortion-Lovers. Try it. Take a break from your Sudoku and twist your noodle around it.

chatting on an early Friday night
11:35 PM
TioJaime: seahawks +4.5?
TioJaime: i set up a bank account w/WaMu for the express purpose of bodog and paypal
MwHCock: man
MwHCock: you're hardcore
TioJaime: no other way around it
MwHCock: how;s the woman search?
TioJaime: OK i guess
TioJaime: my one prospect is coming to town next weekend
MwHCock: who's the prospect?
TioJaime: Pittsburg(h) Amy
TioJaime: see what happens when you're an infrequent SHoPper?
11:40 PM
MwHCock: i can't shop anymoe
MwHCock: you people are too hardcore for me
TioJaime: why's that?
TioJaime: l'il ole us?
MwHCock: I'm more of a Krity whitman type moderate republican
TioJaime: who's that?
MwHCock: former nj governor
TioJaime: and dude, there's plenty of room under the SHoP tent
MwHCock: http://www.mypartytoo.com/
TioJaime: dude, the whole republican party moved over to the center!
TioJaime: and that's fine!
TioJaime: there's more inclusion in the republican party nowadays
TioJaime: moderates, crazies, SHoPpers
MwHCock: yeah, but you guys are hardcore
TioJaime: plenty of room for everybody
TioJaime: it's like Ikea: something for everyone
MwHCock: honestly, don't listen to me now
MwHCock: I'm guinnesses into the night
TioJaime: that's the best time to listen to somebody
11:45 PM
TioJaime: http://www.surpluscomputers.com/store/main.aspx?p=ItemDetail&item=TOL10171

Maybe if you were militaristic and reactionary about our military or our national security instead of this make-believe "constitutional right" to kill unwanted pregnancies, then maybe just maybe Joe and Jane American would entrust you with things like running the country.

Until then? Content yourselves to threaten us with filibusters and political grandstanding and temper tantrums and your beloved Crazy Aunt Cindy running for the Senate against an established mainstream liberal.

Just some friendly advice from a Clinton-era Republican who misses the intelligent Leftists from back in the day... And please take note, Citizen SHoPpers-- you might not want to admit it, but you miss them too.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith