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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

"Dr. O'Malley? Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"

Two episodes in a doubleheader for you. First one is taped, the second one is live. Enjoy.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

and speaking of dumb cunts who don't know what they want...
You are now in chat room "WHORECITY."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (8:34:32 PM): hello dere!
TioJ (8:35:17 PM): just got home
TioJ (8:35:23 PM): have two Grey's Anatomies for you
TioJ (8:35:35 PM): the first is the second part of the Code Black
TioJ (8:35:40 PM): which started right after the Super Bowl
TioJ (8:35:54 PM): ahh... sweet, sweet two weeks ago!
TioJ (8:37:19 PM): back when a certain someone wasn't just another of the countless dumb cunts who don't know what they want
TioJ (8:37:37 PM): and speaking of dumb cunts who don't know what they want...
TioJ (8:37:40 PM): here we go!
TioJ (8:39:23 PM): pink mist!
TioJ (8:39:45 PM): stupid dr. ellen pompeo
TioJ (8:40:31 PM): yeah, nice job stupid dr. izzie
TioJ (8:40:37 PM): way to be a smart woman
TioJ (8:42:29 PM): again, lots of blackt0rs
TioJ (8:44:47 PM): you stupid girl, why'd you put your hand inside in the first place?
TioJ (8:52:18 PM): and dr. izzie is still a clueless whore with no real control over her emotions
TioJ (8:56:51 PM): yeah right you're not gonna freak out
TioJ (8:57:59 PM): you're a stupid emotional woman who cries because her mom is lonely
TioJ (8:57:59 PM): ahh
TioJ (8:57:59 PM): and blackt0r 3 has a heart attack
TioJ (8:58:15 PM): wow, the day just gets better and better
TioJ (8:59:59 PM): oh yay, it's black-wife
TioJ (9:00:19 PM): so pretty much all four black people in seattle work in Seattle Grace
TioJ (9:01:28 PM): yay for women having emotional outbursts while in mortal peril
TioJ (9:01:37 PM): glad my doctors are dudes
TioJ (9:01:59 PM): oh it's Cristina Ricci, EMT
TioJ (9:02:41 PM): yeah, and nice job dr. yang being a good doctor and shit
TioJ (9:03:34 PM): you should always leave open-skull surgery because you see something out in the hall
TioJ (9:04:43 PM): and of course, bombs and open skulls and heart attacks are the best time to goof off and not follow directions from surgeons and/or bomb squads
TioJ (9:05:17 PM): and what a time to talk about relationships
TioJ (9:11:27 PM): and now George is straddling his resident
TioJ (9:13:01 PM): ha ha, you fucked up because you were busy thinking about dr. ellen pompeo
TioJ (9:17:14 PM): WTF? you stupid woman
TioJ (9:17:45 PM): heh, anna nalick's "breathe"?
TioJ (9:18:45 PM): oh blah blah blah
TioJ (9:18:51 PM): scruffy patrick dempsey
TioJ (9:18:59 PM): blah
TioJ (9:19:02 PM): how shitty
TioJ (9:20:00 PM): LOL
TioJ (9:20:15 PM): "Dr. O'Malley? Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
TioJ (9:22:37 PM): OK i was kidding when I thought that was gonna happen
TioJ (9:27:28 PM): heh, he wasn't asking about his wife
TioJ (9:27:39 PM): yeah duh
TioJ (9:28:08 PM): ooh yeah shower scene
TioJ (9:30:52 PM): blah blah blah
TioJ (9:33:10 PM): this episode kinda sucked
TioJ (9:33:44 PM): so a bomb goes off feet away from a OR and nothing?

If you missed the episode, I'm sorry if only because of the post title. Funny scene. But then again, you probably don't watch these shows because your Tio Jaime recommends them to you and you're the typical Citizen SHoPper who doesn't listen to me. How nice that you have a gathering place where you can ignore my advice en masse.

Pretty short 3amC here, for the tail-end of the doubleheader. Kinda like this one here.

something about mom being a filthy whore
TioJ (9:34:17 PM): next episode in the doubleheader
TioJ (9:34:54 PM): just finishing up the Desperate Housefraus
TioJ (9:34:58 PM): ooh hi
TioJ (9:35:10 PM): oh shit, that was Dr. She-Biscuit Oriental
TioJ (9:36:03 PM): SHE-BISCUIT!
TioJ (9:38:02 PM): heh
TioJ (9:39:20 PM): something about mom being a filthy whore
TioJ (9:39:29 PM): dr. izzie-whore!
TioJ (9:39:38 PM): dr. whore-zie?
TioJ (9:47:15 PM): heh, funny blackt0r 3
TioJ (9:49:27 PM): wonderful, stupid women and clever nicknames
TioJ (9:52:33 PM): ooh yeah
TioJ (9:53:07 PM): orgasm-momma
TioJ (9:56:19 PM): ooh a junior at UW
TioJ (9:56:25 PM): math major
TioJ (9:56:28 PM): yeah right
TioJ (10:00:31 PM): oh wow, more vertices in the love triangle?
TioJ (10:25:07 PM): this episode sucks
TioJ (10:25:12 PM): what happened to orgasm-girl?
TioJ (10:28:10 PM): dr. whore-zie!
TioJ (10:31:31 PM): George making his move???
TioJ (10:32:31 PM): whoa and she took his shirt off
TioJ (10:32:38 PM): roll credits?!?
TioJ (10:32:40 PM): fuck you!
TioJ has left the chat room.

Oh wait, looking at the time stamps, they're both taped. Sorry.