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Friday, February 17, 2006

wow i'm not a boob-man, but i'll learn & OK i just want brittany to plain ole' rape me. yessir.

Your Tio Jaime was too lazy to find old 3am Criticisms for the 24-style recap. Tell you what, just click on the monthly archives to the right, and search the page for "3am"

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of last week's episode of Beauty and the Geek
You are now in chat room "BeautyandtheOhYeah."
TioJaime has entered the chat room.

TioJaime (7:57:57 PM): hello dere
TioJaime (7:58:00 PM): !
TioJaime (7:58:31 PM): gonna watch a tape of last week's Beauty and the Geek
TioJaime (7:58:34 PM): courtesy of my grandpa
TioJaime (7:58:48 PM): and then for the second part of the 3amC Doubleheader...
TioJaime (7:58:54 PM): a live 3amC!
TioJaime (7:59:00 PM): of this week's episode!
TioJaime (7:59:05 PM): haven't done this in a while
TioJaime (7:59:13 PM): hope I haven't forgotten
TioJaime (7:59:29 PM): let's do it
TioJaime (7:59:30 PM):
TioJaime (8:00:12 PM): (was there another phrase i used before the <hr>?
TioJaime (8:00:22 PM): oh wait..
TioJaime (8:00:32 PM): here we go
TioJaime (8:02:00 PM): wow. arch-rivals after three weeks?
TioJaime (8:29:21 PM): i like brittany
TioJaime (8:29:26 PM): she has nice boobs
TioJaime (8:34:20 PM): wow i'm not a boob-man, but i'll learn
TioJaime (8:43:55 PM): the black chick and indian dude won
TioJaime (8:44:05 PM): they eliminated the dungeon master and some skank
TioJaime (8:46:09 PM): OK and now there's another 15 mins until tonight's episode
TioJaime (8:47:46 PM): "you smell good"
TioJaime (8:47:47 PM): heh
TioJaime (8:48:30 PM): lemme see if i can do this...

TioJaime (8:50:09 PM): OK, i've just put in some html tags... so right in the chat window, it says </font></td><tr><table><div>
TioJaime (8:50:46 PM): and now i'll put it up on the front-end again...
TioJaime (8:51:41 PM):

Live 3am Criticism of tonight's episode of Beauty and the Geek
TioJaime (8:52:06 PM): wow, "UltraViolet"? I thought it was a commercial for Aeon Flux
TioJaime (8:53:28 PM): ooh yeah annette o'toole
TioJaime (8:59:08 PM): ooh, are we on?
TioJaime (8:59:50 PM): Citizen SHoPpers, check out marknicodemo when you get a chance
TioJaime (8:59:59 PM): Social Experiment, blah blah blah
TioJaime (9:00:19 PM): wow that chick in green has huge boobs
TioJaime (9:00:41 PM): dude, it's not cher's fault you all suck and are hyper-sensitive
TioJaime (9:00:45 PM): ooh i like brittany
TioJaime (9:01:00 PM): ooh hi brittany boobs!
TioJaime (9:01:15 PM): man oh man would i like some taquitos right now...
TioJaime (9:01:32 PM): oh it's the Final Four!
TioJaime (9:01:39 PM): even though they're eight
TioJaime (9:01:58 PM): whore
TioJaime (9:02:10 PM): and yeah tyson.... FREAK
TioJaime (9:04:14 PM): ooh hi brittany!
TioJaime (9:04:36 PM): yeah, like they need practice with this??
TioJaime (9:04:39 PM): this is retarded
TioJaime (9:06:29 PM): well, regardless, i would like to get naked and freaky with Brittany
TioJaime (9:06:38 PM): was that inappropriate?
TioJaime (9:11:04 PM): oh i like fruity perfume, brittany!
TioJaime (9:13:56 PM): ooh brittany's hot
TioJaime (9:14:13 PM): i would like to be molested by her... hard
TioJaime (9:16:39 PM): WHORE CITY
TioJaime (9:22:44 PM): pick out evening gown and lingerie
TioJaime (9:22:51 PM): for lingerie photo shoot
TioJaime (9:22:52 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime (9:23:12 PM): how about some leather dominatrix stuff for Brittany?
TioJaime (9:23:14 PM): ooh yeah momma
TioJaime (9:23:49 PM): LOL "orange thong in a mud wrestling competition"
TioJaime (9:24:56 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime (9:25:08 PM): "licking your finger"
TioJaime (9:25:25 PM): "a little more risque"
TioJaime (9:25:54 PM): ooh yeah pornographic shoot
TioJaime (9:26:01 PM): "grabbing your ankles"
TioJaime (9:26:03 PM): LOL
TioJaime (9:26:05 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime (9:26:13 PM): "you smell good"
TioJaime (9:27:45 PM): "lick it a bit"
TioJaime (9:29:32 PM): queer celebrity stylist
TioJaime (9:31:40 PM): brittany
TioJaime (9:31:45 PM): ooh yeah brittany
TioJaime (9:32:03 PM): yay, nice job brittany!
TioJaime (9:32:08 PM): i mean, "joe"
TioJaime (9:36:38 PM): ooh brittany in glasses!
TioJaime (9:36:46 PM): and w/o makeup!
TioJaime (9:37:44 PM): wow brittany's just hot all around
TioJaime (9:38:51 PM): OK i just want brittany to plain ole' rape me. yessir.
TioJaime (9:40:04 PM): "i look like a liberian on crack"
TioJaime (9:40:33 PM): would've been funny if some white chick had said that...
TioJaime (9:41:43 PM): dude, even w/makeup, cher's ugly
TioJaime (9:49:48 PM): Sarah the Whore and Wes versus Racially Ambiguous Cher and Josh
TioJaime (9:50:05 PM): I predict Cher and Josh will win
TioJaime (9:51:25 PM): heh, the beer spokesmodel gets the beer question
TioJaime (9:52:09 PM): WHORE CITY
TioJaime (9:58:31 PM): cool retro reese's commercial
TioJaime (9:59:19 PM): so it's like an amazing race thing next week?
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