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Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
3am Criticism of last week's episode of Beauty and the Geek |
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You are now in chat room "BeautyandtheOhYeah." TioJaime has entered the chat room. TioJaime (7:57:57 PM): hello dere TioJaime (7:58:00 PM): ! TioJaime (7:58:31 PM): gonna watch a tape of last week's Beauty and the Geek TioJaime (7:58:34 PM): courtesy of my grandpa TioJaime (7:58:48 PM): and then for the second part of the 3amC Doubleheader... TioJaime (7:58:54 PM): a live 3amC! TioJaime (7:59:00 PM): of this week's episode! TioJaime (7:59:05 PM): haven't done this in a while TioJaime (7:59:13 PM): hope I haven't forgotten TioJaime (7:59:29 PM): let's do it TioJaime (7:59:30 PM): TioJaime (8:00:12 PM): (was there another phrase i used before the <hr>? TioJaime (8:00:22 PM): oh wait.. TioJaime (8:00:32 PM): here we go TioJaime (8:02:00 PM): wow. arch-rivals after three weeks? TioJaime (8:29:21 PM): i like brittany TioJaime (8:29:26 PM): she has nice boobs TioJaime (8:34:20 PM): wow i'm not a boob-man, but i'll learn TioJaime (8:43:55 PM): the black chick and indian dude won TioJaime (8:44:05 PM): they eliminated the dungeon master and some skank TioJaime (8:46:09 PM): OK and now there's another 15 mins until tonight's episode TioJaime (8:47:46 PM): "you smell good" TioJaime (8:47:47 PM): heh TioJaime (8:48:30 PM): lemme see if i can do this... |
TioJaime (8:50:09 PM): OK, i've just put in some html tags... so right in the chat window, it says </font></td><tr><table><div> TioJaime (8:50:46 PM): and now i'll put it up on the front-end again... TioJaime (8:51:41 PM):
Live 3am Criticism of tonight's episode of Beauty and the Geek |
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TioJaime (8:52:06 PM): wow, "UltraViolet"? I thought it was a commercial for Aeon Flux TioJaime (8:53:28 PM): ooh yeah annette o'toole TioJaime (8:59:08 PM): ooh, are we on? TioJaime (8:59:50 PM): Citizen SHoPpers, check out marknicodemo when you get a chance TioJaime (8:59:59 PM): Social Experiment, blah blah blah TioJaime (9:00:19 PM): wow that chick in green has huge boobs TioJaime (9:00:41 PM): dude, it's not cher's fault you all suck and are hyper-sensitive TioJaime (9:00:45 PM): ooh i like brittany TioJaime (9:01:00 PM): ooh hi brittany boobs! TioJaime (9:01:15 PM): man oh man would i like some taquitos right now... TioJaime (9:01:32 PM): oh it's the Final Four! TioJaime (9:01:39 PM): even though they're eight TioJaime (9:01:58 PM): whore TioJaime (9:02:10 PM): and yeah tyson.... FREAK TioJaime (9:04:14 PM): ooh hi brittany! TioJaime (9:04:36 PM): yeah, like they need practice with this?? TioJaime (9:04:39 PM): this is retarded TioJaime (9:06:29 PM): well, regardless, i would like to get naked and freaky with Brittany TioJaime (9:06:38 PM): was that inappropriate? TioJaime (9:11:04 PM): oh i like fruity perfume, brittany! TioJaime (9:13:56 PM): ooh brittany's hot TioJaime (9:14:13 PM): i would like to be molested by her... hard TioJaime (9:16:39 PM): WHORE CITY TioJaime (9:22:44 PM): pick out evening gown and lingerie TioJaime (9:22:51 PM): for lingerie photo shoot TioJaime (9:22:52 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime (9:23:12 PM): how about some leather dominatrix stuff for Brittany? TioJaime (9:23:14 PM): ooh yeah momma TioJaime (9:23:49 PM): LOL "orange thong in a mud wrestling competition" TioJaime (9:24:56 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime (9:25:08 PM): "licking your finger" TioJaime (9:25:25 PM): "a little more risque" TioJaime (9:25:54 PM): ooh yeah pornographic shoot TioJaime (9:26:01 PM): "grabbing your ankles" TioJaime (9:26:03 PM): LOL TioJaime (9:26:05 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime (9:26:13 PM): "you smell good" TioJaime (9:27:45 PM): "lick it a bit" TioJaime (9:29:32 PM): queer celebrity stylist TioJaime (9:31:40 PM): brittany TioJaime (9:31:45 PM): ooh yeah brittany TioJaime (9:32:03 PM): yay, nice job brittany! TioJaime (9:32:08 PM): i mean, "joe" TioJaime (9:36:38 PM): ooh brittany in glasses! TioJaime (9:36:46 PM): and w/o makeup! TioJaime (9:37:44 PM): wow brittany's just hot all around TioJaime (9:38:51 PM): OK i just want brittany to plain ole' rape me. yessir. TioJaime (9:40:04 PM): "i look like a liberian on crack" TioJaime (9:40:33 PM): would've been funny if some white chick had said that... TioJaime (9:41:43 PM): dude, even w/makeup, cher's ugly TioJaime (9:49:48 PM): Sarah the Whore and Wes versus Racially Ambiguous Cher and Josh TioJaime (9:50:05 PM): I predict Cher and Josh will win TioJaime (9:51:25 PM): heh, the beer spokesmodel gets the beer question TioJaime (9:52:09 PM): WHORE CITY TioJaime (9:58:31 PM): cool retro reese's commercial TioJaime (9:59:19 PM): so it's like an amazing race thing next week? TioJaime has left the chat room. |
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