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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Dancing around the subject

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...


Screw this. We'll go right ahead and say what KGO couldn't: Chicks are waxing off and lasering off their pubes.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
It's amusing that the Stones are senile enough to forget that they were already told about the NFL's intentions, they went ahead and performed, and still thought it appropriate to bitch about it. For you Degenerocrat Little Brains out there, this is akin to us warning you days in advance that we're going to be calling one of your wives an ignorant C.U.N.T., you continue to the SHoP despite the warnings of activities which will offend you, and then you act indignant upon being "wronged".

This is what I'm talking about (see the comments), Leftists crying Wolf when it comes to Rights and Censorship and Disenfranchisement.

excerpt from Rolling Stones Decry Super Bowl Censorship
"The band was aware of our plan to simply lower Mick's mike at the appropriate moments," said Brian McCarthy, NFL spokesman. "It was discussed with the group last week prior to the Super Bowl."

He declined further comment on the Stones' statement.

The band may have known about it, but that doesn't mean they liked it, spokeswoman Fran Curtis said. Jagger sang the full lyrics during his performance, she said.

In "Start Me Up," the show's editors silenced one word close to the song's end, a reference to a woman so sexy she could arouse a dead man. The lyrics for "Rough Justice" included a synonym for rooster that was removed.

a woman so sexy she could arouse a dead man???

synonym for rooster???

Wow. Thanks for deflating the Stones' lyrics there, you Orwellian jagoffs. Your descriptions sound so unappealing and unentertaining that it's any wonder you're able to play up the shitty censorship of the poor artists by The Man angle after your clinical dissection of the offending lyrics.

For those of you just joining us, I am one of those South Park Republicans. I like political incorrectness. Not so cool with the puritanism and nutso-fundamentalist Christianity. I'm a laid-back Catholic who likes leggy brunettes in garter belts. Who are bringing me Dr. Pepper and Hooters buffalo wings.

Here is the story again, but this time not in yahoo! news. Yahoo! stories tend to expire, which is frustrating in the SHoP archives.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith