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Sunday, February 05, 2006

SixHertz House of Super Bowl Ambivalence

Super Bowl is finished. Nobody in the SHoP really cares. Go Niners.

On an unrelated note, exploda-muslims are pissed because of a couple of cartoons. Maybe they should check out PBF.

49er Faithfuls and eagled-eyed media watchdogs chatting after a shitty Super Bowl
6:55 PM
TioJ: i fucking hate the steelers
TioJ: fucking stupid seattle
7:20 PM
SixH: seattle bungled up that one.
TioJ: yeah dude
TioJ: and check this out
TioJ: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060206/ts_nm/nfl_superbowl_dc
TioJ: WTF, the niners were first to 5
TioJ: asshole reuters
SixH: you're goddam right they did.
TioJ: fuck pittsburgh
TioJ: fuck seattle
TioJ: fuck everybody but the niners
TioJ: i wore my #80 Rice jersey today during the game
TioJ: and my niners hard hat
7:25 PM
SixH: Just wearing that alone?
TioJ: oh, and a cock sock
SixH: ah, good.
TioJ: whoa grey's anatomy right now?? no time for GTA San Andreas
TioJ: whoa gratuituous lesbianosity
TioJ: !
7:30 PM
SixH: were the ads stupid? I missed the first quarter and a half.
TioJ: ads sucked
TioJ: except for one or two
TioJ: the one i posted on the SHoP was better
7:35 PM
SixH: ok, what the FUCK is this bi-lingual commercial I hear about? Did you see that one?
TioJ: oh yeah, i didn't think too much about it
TioJ: it sucked
TioJ: although it stressed the importance of foreigners learning english
SixH: o rly?
TioJ: ya rly!
SixH: o rly?
TioJ: ya rly!
SixH: o rly?
SixH: no wai!
TioJ: heh
SixH: hahahaha
SixH: ROFL


wonderful reporting from Reuters. Way to go, people who write about football but probably haven't sat through an entire game.

excerpt from shitty article mentioned above
14 minutes ago

DETROIT (Reuters) - Halfback Willie Parker scampered 75 yards for the longest touchdown run from scrimmage in title game history to help lead the Pittsburgh Steelers to a 21-10 victory over the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XL on Sunday.

Parker's record run came just 22 seconds into the third quarter as Pittsburgh claimed its first National Football League championship since 1980 and became the first team to win five Super Bowls.

I wonder if they've corrected it yet...

Oh hey, they corrected it. Ha ha. Niner nation.

OK time for the Code Black we've all been waiting for in the post-Super Bowl Grey's Anatomy...

Jihad Jimmy, Ministry of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith