TJ - A day late, but you'll get over it, Citizen SHoPper.
Hmm. That didn't sound right. But I can't quite put my finger on it. Eh.
Returned the Monster cable. Picked up some blank CD-R. And something else...
| curly fries? |
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6:27 PM
TioJaime: you know what's better than porn?
Marla: umm... real sex?
Marla: haha
Marla: curly fries?
TioJaime: yes. and no.
TioJaime: nevermind
TioJaime: just ask "what?"
Marla: actually a lot of things...
Marla: what's up?
Marla: what?
Marla: don't send me any nasty pictures!
Marla: I'm at work!
TioJaime: just ask "what?" in response...
TioJaime: it's for the SHoP
TioJaime: you know what's better than porn?
6:30 PM
TioJaime: OK and now i'm tempted to just artifically inseminate this chat after-the-fact w/your responses...
Marla: I asked what already!
Marla: what?
TioJaime: goddamit
TioJaime: alls i needs you to ask is "what?" and that's it. nothing else until the very end
TioJaime: although this behind-the-scenes shit is gonna be pretty good...
TioJaime: OK MwHCock sorta did it... |
Sorta. I like how my wonderful friends can't quite grasp the concept of the "set up". Nice job, Marla.
Yeah, real sex. Getting laid. No shit. Unless you're German or something.
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6:30 PM
TioJaime: you know what's better than porn?
MwHCock: getting laid?
TioJaime: yes, but the response i was looking for was "what?"
TioJaime: hold on
MwHCock: ok, what's better than porn?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn
TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn?
MwHCock: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics
TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics?
MwHCock: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50
TioJaime: and you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50?
MwHCock: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50 on Valentine's Day! |
Not that we should refrain from buying Jenna Haze porn on certain days of the year, but you gotta admit that there are some days on which buying the Jenna Haze porn might seem a bit more ironic than others...
Watching the fine video in the background right now. Jenna Haze just had her scene. And now there are three blonde lesbians on a staircase.
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6:35 PM
TioJaime: say hello to the SHoP
MwHCock: Hello you hard-core republicans
TioJaime: the only reason we seem hardcore is because only SixHertz and I are the ones posting
TioJaime: and even then
MwHCock: they sell porn at fry's? |
Do they ever! The first one I bought from Fry's was a sub-$10 Jenna Haze porn.
And if you visit the links to the fry's webpage, it looks to be an ISP. This is not the case. It's like a CompUSA and Best Buy all rolled up into one. With cool themes. Check out the wikipedia entry here.
| what? |
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TioJaime: let's try this again
TioJaime: you know what's better than porn?
Marla: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn
TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn?
Marla: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics
TioJaime: you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn for $19.99 at Fry's Electronics?
6:35 PM
Marla: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50
TioJaime: and you know what's better than Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50?
Marla: what?
TioJaime: Jenna Haze porn at Fry's marked $19.99 but it rings up for $14.50 on Valentine's Day!
Marla: speaking of porn, Judy Lee's going to be going to "Cal Band Alumni" ski trip!
TioJaime: LOL |
And that's a winner right there, Citizen SHoPpers, even if you weren't in the know. This may have made a good post in and of itself, but I guess I just want you all to realize the sacrifices we make for you in the SHoP. And by "we" I mean "I".
Oh yes, just your Tio Jaime. Observe...
| SixHertz dropping the ball. Note the time stamps, Citizen SHoPpers |
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6:26 PM
TioJaime: you know what's better than porn?
6:35 PM
TioJaime: OK thanks man
TioJaime: check the SHoP for a porn-related post soon |
And I guess by "soon" I mean "the next day".
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- jenna haze link is NSFW |
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