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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

you can't spell Betting on College Sports without BCS!

So here's what Tio Jaime's research finds:

Texas +7
U$C moneyline

Don't ask what the research consisted of, because you'll laugh. And then all of you will go out and buy duck eggs and pop tarts and then how the fuck will I be able to-- well, I've said too much already...

Unfortunately, stupid Visa won't let me make a deposit with bodog. So i can't put money down on the game. WTF.

Jihad Jimmy
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)
Chairman, SHoP Gaming Commission and House Gaming Control Board (Non-nude)

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Two chats w/fellow golden bears. Both hailing from Southern California. Home of the SECOND PLACE U$C Trojuns

Here. Here's your goddam Berkeley diversity right here.
[grabs crotch, shakes]
10:47 PM
TioJaime: updated SHoP post w/a pic
LMHBrent: hahah
LMHBrent: the whole game i was wearing a longhorns jersey and cap
TioJaime: GOOD
LMHBrent: yeah dude
TioJaime: i don't care about pac-10 representation
LMHBrent: even though i'm starting classes at $C on monday, i know my horns would win
TioJaime: i hate $C
LMHBrent: hook 'em!
TioJaime: hook me!
LMHBrent: you are SOGGY
TioJaime: i will be the hookee
TioJaime: and the longhorn cheerleaders can be the hook... ers
TioJaime: YESH
LMHBrent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LMHBrent: ROFL
LMHBrent: OMG
LMHBrent: that was too funny
LMHBrent: post this on the shop
LMHBrent: j/k j/k
TioJaime: OK good
10:50 PM
TioJaime: i'm feeling lazy tonight
TioJaime: too much fucking work to put that pic up already
TioJaime: i just wanna listen to the radio
LMHBrent: it's coo
10:43 PM
TioJaime: http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2006/01/you-cant-spell-betting-on-college.html
ProfShewseffi: im so fucking mad
ProfShewseffi: i cant believe texas won
ProfShewseffi: fuck this shit
TioJaime: oh you're from SoCal, huh?
ProfShewseffi: NO
ProfShewseffi: dood
ProfShewseffi: How can you forgive texas?!?!
TioJaime: i'm sorry... i cannot in good conscience cheer for $C
ProfShewseffi: what?!?!?!
ProfShewseffi: after what TEXAS DID TO US LAST YEAR!!!??!
TioJaime: dude, we did that to ourselves
TioJaime: our ranking was inflated
ProfShewseffi: NO
ProfShewseffi: fuck that shit
ProfShewseffi: i dont give a shit
ProfShewseffi: i dont root for SC
ProfShewseffi: but i fucking HATE texas
TioJaime: OK good
ProfShewseffi: with a passion
ProfShewseffi: HATE
ProfShewseffi: HATE
ProfShewseffi: HATE
ProfShewseffi: fuck mack brown
ProfShewseffi: i cannot believe you are not against Texas
TioJaime: i just like george w. bush
10:45 PM
TioJaime: and bay aryans up here hate texas becasue of that
TioJaime: and even then, if i did hate texas, i wouldn't hate them as much as U$C
ProfShewseffi: but USC represents the pac10
TioJaime: ahh still
TioJaime: i was a golden bear before i knew what the pac-10 was
TioJaime: and cal was there before the pac10
ProfShewseffi: they were our only hope
ProfShewseffi: to give the pac 10 any credibility
ProfShewseffi: ppl have been doggin the pac10
ProfShewseffi: for so long
ProfShewseffi: dogging oregon's loss
TioJaime: i guess i don't really care about pac-10 credibility...
TioJaime: i stopped caring after 1) we almost lost to BYU and 2) i couldn't place bets on tonight's game on bodog.com
ProfShewseffi: hHAhaHAhaH!
10:50 PM
TioJaime: fucking visa... won't let me charge my account for offshore betting
TioJaime: whatta bunch of pigfuckers
ProfShewseffi: HAHAHHAA!
TioJaime: and you can't spell pigfuckers w/o U$C
ProfShewseffi: fuck TEXAS!
ProfShewseffi: AARGH~!


LMHBrent lived in Texas after leaving Seattle. It probably rubbed one out off on him (heh) while he was there. Professor Shewseffi is neither a professor nor the foul combination of our Soil Mechanics and AutoCAD professors from Civil Engineering at Cal.
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