PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Chillin' at Work...
The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Funny how the child of Filipino immigrants has a better grasp of the English language than do descendants of slaves who came over (albeit unwillingly) generations ago.
And don't you even dare try to pull that James Logan shit on me. Not gonna work.
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Holy shit. Those last two links there? That was some of the best of your Tio Jaime from the past year. It's a shame that they'll again get buried underneath the buttload of posts in the weeks to come. The best solution? E-mail a permalink to this post to your friends! Right or Left, Republican or Demo-crud, black or non-black, filipino or non-filipino! I guarantee you've never had such a colorful spin on race relations from a
Happy Kwan-Jimmy, Citizen SHoPpers! Bring a friend, next time...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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