PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Nothing new here.
Thurs-dee Quizzes!
Who'da Thunk?
Lose your face, lose your name, / Then get fitted for a suit of flame
Fri-dee mornings with the Snark!
OK now this is my kinda quiz!
Snark-blogging
I love the smell of SHoP in the morning
I wish our bandwidth got knocked out every once in a while...
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
| Your Stipper Song Is |
 The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang "Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about" When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly! |
From Caltechgirl. And at the risk of alienating a fellow Californian, how 'bout them Trojuns?Although this does bring up a good topic. If you were a stripper, to what song would you dance onstage? No, let's make this a little more intelligent. What two songs would you pick for your two-song set? Comment below with your quiz results a/o your two-song sets.
And for those of you who have never frequented a Zoo, no problem! Just use your imagination.
And at the risk of jinxing ourselves and inviting trolls, this is an apolitical post. Think "bgcolor=khaki". Leftist degenerates too can contribute to this entertaining post! I don't wanna go out on a limb and say that you're cordially invited, but let's just say that you won't gain our immediate scorn for participating. Fair enough?
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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