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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tio Jaime!
- Over 46,000 pieces of Tio Jaime float on every square mile of ocean.
- When Tio Jaime is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Tio Jaime as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Tio Jaime is two minutes.
- It's bad luck to whistle near Tio Jaime.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Tio Jaime.
- Tio Jaime is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
- All swans in England belong to Tio Jaime!
- Over half of Americans are officially Tio Jaime.
- If the annual Australian Tio Jaime crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
Hmm. Number 4 is not cool at all. No sir. And if there are any female SHoPpers in the SF Bay Area who would like to help me demonstrate the contrary, please to be leaving contact information in the Comments. All you who missed National De-Lurking Week now have a second chance!!!
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