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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

THIRD PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Being an "Uncle Tom" isn't that bad.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Chillin' at Work...
The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
SECOND PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: It's pronounced "ask".

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


Tired. Going to bed very early to tweak my sleep schedule so I can stay up the 24 hour vigil that is Vicetivus VI.


I've said it before, but here it is again: We Filipinos are the Uncle Toms of the Pacific Rim.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith