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The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
SECOND PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: It's pronounced "ask".
THIRD PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Being an "Uncle Tom" isn't that bad.
FOURTH PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Basketball is not a viable ticket out of the ghetto.
FIFTH PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Please to be joining the mainstream of society and shut up during movies.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Intended publish date of 14 January 2006
Hey there, Citizen SHoPpers, quick Overlord question for you...
Which political party is most likely to embrace the following contradictory ideas in the same breath?
1) Reparations for slavery
2) An incumbent president who is trying to "build a bridge to the 21st century"
3) A senator from West Virginia who was in the Klan (Wow. Pretty scary quote there about not wanting to fight for his country alongside Negroes.)
Although maybe in a few years, the Left's political correctness will have mutated to the point where all of us Citizen SHoPpers or perhaps our offspring will be able to receive reparations for having to listen to pointless Leftist bullshit throughout the years.
We should be so fortunate.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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