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The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
SECOND PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: It's pronounced "ask".
THIRD PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Being an "Uncle Tom" isn't that bad.
FOURTH PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Basketball is not a viable ticket out of the ghetto.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Intended publish date of 13 January 2006 (Happy Vicetivus!)
Seriously. STFU already. We get it, it's part of your cultural identity to watch your movies obnoxiously, right? OK well since that doesn't quite fit in with how the rest of people watch movies in public, what about that whole segregation thing then? Hell, you can even gloss over calling it reverse discrimination if you want. Just shut up and let me watch this stupid Geisha movie already.
An old website called whatever-dude.com had an article which talked about this phenomenon. It was talking about Drumline and how it probably wouldn't do well in theaters and how white people would most likely just wait for this on video.
I tried telling my friend this once, after we had seen the Jackie Chan movie with that black loudmouth (redundant?) dude. Rush Hour? We saw it on Shattuck Avenue in Berkeley. I'll do the Leftist MSM and gloss over race right now, but suffice it to say that it wasn't me or my half-chinese buddy who were talking during the damn movie.
Anycrap, he didn't believe me when I said that certain races talked during movies more than other races, until he found that whatever-dude article on the internet(s). Typical Tio Jaime friend...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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