I was telling Pittsburg(h) Amy yesterday after King Kong that "I don't normally like blondes, but I'll make an exception for Renee Zellweger and Naomi Watts. I couldn't think of the other one, but it was Heather Graham.
Ooh, also Heather Kozar.
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Also Elisha Cuthbert. And Marisa Miller. And Brett Tomko's wife. Like I was saying. Don't like blondes, but I'll make these exceptions.
Oh, and Pittsburg(h) Amy is a brunette in case you were wondering.
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Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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| Live 3am Criticism of Heather Graham's Emily's Reasons Why Not |
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| You are now in chat room "HurtMeHeatherGraham." TioJaime has entered the chat room. TioJaime (8:44:25 PM): hello dere! TioJaime (8:44:37 PM): gonna watch the Premiere of Emily's Reasons Why Not TioJaime (8:44:42 PM): starring Heather Graham TioJaime (8:44:51 PM): who got all kinds of naked in Boogie Nights TioJaime (8:45:03 PM): am gonna be working out in the bg TioJaime (8:45:07 PM): see you in a bit TioJaime (8:56:59 PM): ooh, is wendie malick in this heather graham show? TioJaime (9:00:14 PM): heh Emily Sanders TioJaime (9:01:20 PM): wow nikce shorts TioJaime (9:02:21 PM): yay token fag TioJaime (9:04:11 PM): ooh, hot latina porn star TioJaime (9:05:01 PM): who names a chinese chick "Smith"? TioJaime (9:10:48 PM): wow, i wish i looked that gay so heather graham would go out w/me TioJaime (9:12:01 PM): wow heather graham is hot even when she isn't a porn hag TioJaime (9:13:58 PM): reason #1 when he says he wants to sleep with you he means he wants to SLEEP with you TioJaime (9:15:39 PM): "A Truly Progressive Comedy"? TioJaime (9:15:44 PM): OK that might be worth a half-hour TioJaime (9:17:25 PM): reason #2 He wears make-up TioJaime (9:17:48 PM): i don't like the fag TioJaime (9:17:57 PM): heh, santa monica TioJaime (9:18:24 PM): reason #3. Martha. Stewart. SUBSCRIPTION TioJaime (9:21:16 PM): Reason #4. Brazilian Jujutsu. It's like the GAYEST sport ever TioJaime (9:21:35 PM): Reason #5. If your gay friend thinks he's gay, he's gay. TioJaime (9:24:29 PM): ooh wendie malick next! TioJaime (9:25:02 PM): Reason #5: If your token fag thinks he's a gay, he's a gay. TioJaime (9:25:33 PM): he's a doctor and a bachelor? TioJaime (9:25:37 PM): oh yay, paris TioJaime (9:25:50 PM): "coffin of gayness pretty much nailed shut" TioJaime (9:27:13 PM): ha ha he's not gay, he's mormon TioJaime (9:28:47 PM): he blipped on the gaydar TioJaime (9:29:57 PM): i missed what the thing said about the book TioJaime (9:30:01 PM): yay jake in progress TioJaime (9:30:17 PM): wendie malick! TioJaime (9:31:28 PM): goddam wendie malick's hot TioJaime (9:32:48 PM): ooh boyshorts TioJaime (9:33:33 PM): ooh boyshorts TioJaime (9:33:44 PM): ooh wendie malick TioJaime (9:34:47 PM): oh this isn't a new show TioJaime has left the chat room. |
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