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Chillin' at Work...
The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Happy Kwan-Jimmy! There are seven days until MLK day, so here's the first principle...
Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
The operative word here is try. Because every once in a while, it'll work. And then slowly, Kwan-Jimmy will be phased out. Won't that be nice?
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What other holiday aims to abolish itself? The only thing that comes to mind is the Libertarian candidate for Lieutenant Governor. And even then, that's not a holiday.
Betrayal of the struggle (Walter Williams, 14 December 2005)
Family secrets
blackpundit.com
The beauty of Kwan-Jimmy? Everybody can do it! Even me, as an oriental!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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