PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Chillin' at Work...
The Convincing Message of the Democruddy Party; Kwan-Jimmy
It's the Uncle Tom, Stupid!
God Rest Ye Merry Opinionated Truth-Warriors
Les' jus' jack dis fuckin twig, den I'll show Lucy mah blacksnake!
FIRST PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Try not to have two-thirds of your children born out of wedlock.
SECOND PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: It's pronounced "ask".
THIRD PRINCIPLE OF KWAN-JIMMY: Being an "Uncle Tom" isn't that bad.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Intended publish date of 12 January 2006
One more PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHOP for you...
Selling out, but not really since it's basketball...
While it's nice to set goals for the betterment of one's self, realize it's good to have a goal that will really only come to fruition for maybe one child out of hundreds of thousands.
AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY DOES THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF A GAME LAST TEN IN REAL LIFE?
What a stupid sport. Completely useless, except for college basketball. You know what's a good sport? Baseball. At the end, ya got three batters in your last inning who are gonna try as all get-out to not make a mistake and instead get on base and start a rally. None of this stupid foul, foul, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, double bonus, double bonus boolsheet.
Maybe if I didn't live so close to the Golden State Warriors, I might not hate basketball so much...
Tio Jaime
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