This is long overdue. The only real reason we here at the SHoP have been dragging our heels is trying to come up w/a good acronym for this feature. With initials like "M.N." it's only fitting that the acronym take up the form of a common swear word. So instead of choosing amongst ourselves, we will let you, the bad-ass SHoPpers take your pick. We'll start up this feature next week, pending selection of a name. Choose from below, or if you're feeling creative, submit your own!
Daily Affirmation with Mark Nicodemo
Deafening Accuracy: Mark Nicodemo
Don't Argue with Mark Nicodemo, Idiot-Tard
I myself like the first one-- straight-forward, doesn't eff around. And shit, if you are mark himself, please feel free to take that and use it as you wish. With most grateful compliments of the SixHertz House of Pain. 
Mark has an assload of good stuff on his site, I would say a good 90-95% of which manages to escape all the other sites I try to keep up w/on a regular basis. So it goes w/o saying that it is a virtually untapped (heh, virgin if you'd prefer) resource for news guaranteed to Tickle your Pickle.
And oh Lord, be careful when googling images containing "vlasic" because you get some scary looking eastern-european track & field chicks. Who can all kick your ass. And not in the good, sexy way. 
And just one more food cartoon, because this guy has always been one of my favorites.
OK. Now these are examples of good marketing. If you take away the logos, lay dollars to win donuts at 6 to 5 that you'll still start to have hankerings for pickles and tuna. What garbage do we have nowadays? A talking retard baby who likes his sandwiches Mmm mmm mmm mmm Toasty? Horse-ess. Animated bears with hyper-sensitive poo-holes taking shits in the woods? Shoot me, please.
OK back to the hat-tip at hand. Check out these following posts from marknicodemo.blogspot.com.
You want more? go check out his site. I'd be very surprised if you don't find something there that you won't wanna forward to your friends & family. I myself am still trying to catch up.
Worshipping "Diversity" at any Price
Kumbaya MyLordFriend - dammit do hippies piss me off too. look at all the doublespeak MN's highlighted. Makes you wanna give yourself an enema, huh?
Want to Guess At Their Response?
A Gun Ruining a Perfectly Good Robbery - oh i love stories with happy endings! no, not those kinds of happy endings...
Thanks Justice Blackmun
Here are some SHoP posts to which has commented, very much to our enjoyment...
This should tide you SHoPpers over for a while. I gotta finish up some work so i don't stay until 7pm on a fri-dee.
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- Hawthorne, Race 2, $2 plc #4; Bay Meadows, Race 4 $2 win #1; Bay Meadows, Race 4, $1 ex 1/3; Bay Meadows, Race 6 $2 win #1; also a $5 parlay with SF Giants (-121) over the Nats at Pac Belland the Seattle Mariners (+148) over Boston in Fenway to win $17.65
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