Sorry this took so long. Work’s been pretty busy.
Enjoy,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Season Finale of The Amazing Race 7 You are now in chat room “tar7finale.”
Poke00210 has entered the chat room.
Poke00210 (8:08:59 PM): hello dere
Poke00210 (8:09:12 PM): after a little over a week, i'm finally getting aroudn to watching the finale of The Amazing Race 7
Poke00210 (8:09:23 PM): the one where uChenna and joyce beat the rob-tard
Poke00210 (8:09:27 PM): lemme pee first
Poke00210 (8:09:32 PM): and then get some of lola's brownies
Poke00210 (8:09:46 PM): and then pop open a yummy bud light
Poke00210 (8:09:48 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (8:09:50 PM): brb
Poke00210 (8:12:44 PM): OK here we go
Poke00210 (8:13:12 PM): Previously on TAR
Poke00210 (8:13:17 PM): 11 teams set out from long beach, CA
Poke00210 (8:13:57 PM): ryan and chuck first team eliminated
Poke00210 (8:14:06 PM): are they gonna go through all the eliminations
Poke00210 (8:14:23 PM): oh the brothers!
Poke00210 (8:14:41 PM): we're gonna be here awhile
Poke00210 (8:14:49 PM): what a rob-tard
Poke00210 (8:14:56 PM): STFU
Poke00210 (8:15:00 PM): wow that was fast
Poke00210 (8:15:29 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:15:35 PM): heh ray and deana
Poke00210 (8:15:45 PM): MILFag
Poke00210 (8:16:12 PM): OK beer 1 open
Poke00210 (8:16:20 PM): intro too long
Poke00210 (8:16:22 PM): TOO LONG
Poke00210 (8:16:28 PM): the brothers!!
Poke00210 (8:16:58 PM): nice job dudes, they philiminated ray and deana
Poke00210 (8:17:10 PM): oh hi kelly boobs
Poke00210 (8:17:40 PM): nice job team shooting blancks
Poke00210 (8:17:46 PM): this was such a shitty season
Poke00210 (8:17:52 PM): couldn't even get good names for teh teams
Poke00210 (8:18:06 PM): oh they're showing the POW/commitment again
Poke00210 (8:18:15 PM): wow what a dumbass C.U.N.T.
Poke00210 (8:18:54 PM): I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING
Poke00210 (8:19:04 PM): cool, i liked meredith and gretchen
Poke00210 (8:19:12 PM): although i thought there were better old teams
Poke00210 (8:19:17 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
Poke00210 (8:19:21 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
Poke00210 (8:19:32 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
Poke00210 (8:19:36 PM): A! MAZING RCE!
Poke00210 (8:19:40 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (8:19:43 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (8:19:46 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (8:19:49 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (8:19:53 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (8:19:54 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (8:20:28 PM): yay for beer
Poke00210 (8:20:43 PM): yay for elvis
Poke00210 (8:20:47 PM): This is London, England
Poke00210 (8:21:02 PM): Potters field park
Poke00210 (8:21:24 PM): uChenna and Joyce!
Poke00210 (8:21:27 PM): i hope they win
Poke00210 (8:21:28 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:21:31 PM): rob-tard
Poke00210 (8:21:37 PM): first to depart 2:47am
Poke00210 (8:21:46 PM): kingston, jamaica
Poke00210 (8:21:50 PM): find Frenchman's Cove
Poke00210 (8:22:07 PM): oh, were you in Survivor?
Poke00210 (8:22:10 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
Poke00210 (8:22:43 PM):
Poke00210 (8:22:47 PM): wow that was long
Poke00210 (8:23:04 PM): oh she's a pageant queen and a ballerina
Poke00210 (8:23:09 PM): oh you were in the military?
Poke00210 (8:23:14 PM): were you, perhaps, a POW?
Poke00210 (8:23:34 PM): uChenna and Joyce
Poke00210 (8:23:40 PM): $630 for this leg of the race
Poke00210 (8:23:51 PM): i wonder if they'll have a pit stop in the middle of the finale
Poke00210 (8:24:07 PM): oh uChenna dude, i bet your chances are better than 1 in 3
Poke00210 (8:24:11 PM): call me crazy
Poke00210 (8:24:21 PM): ooh big english chick
Poke00210 (8:24:49 PM): and he's bitching about the cab
Poke00210 (8:24:50 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (8:24:54 PM): could say something right now
Poke00210 (8:24:57 PM): but i'll refrain
Poke00210 (8:25:00 PM): Happy Vicetivus
Poke00210 (8:25:10 PM): and now they're discussing marriage
Poke00210 (8:25:48 PM): well they have plenty of time before the Air Jamaica flight, sure talk about marriage
Poke00210 (8:25:59 PM): hey put some makeup on
Poke00210 (8:26:19 PM): oh she's pissed
Poke00210 (8:26:27 PM): non-stop to kingston jamaica
Poke00210 (8:26:37 PM): i will refrain from "mon" unless one of the dumbass teams says it first
Poke00210 (8:27:35 PM): A Roadblock isa task that only one person may perform
Poke00210 (8:28:35 PM): BABY go fast BABY
Poke00210 (8:28:44 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED BOSTONIAN FUCK
Poke00210 (8:28:53 PM): oh, they're limbo-ing
Poke00210 (8:29:33 PM): perhaps kelly should do this in the nude
Poke00210 (8:29:45 PM): oh and amber as well
Poke00210 (8:29:52 PM): too bad she's a tard
Poke00210 (8:30:04 PM): teams will spend the night at frenchman's cove
Poke00210 (8:30:10 PM): proceed to Grants level
Poke00210 (8:30:43 PM): good job BABY
Poke00210 (8:30:47 PM): c'mon joyce
Poke00210 (8:30:50 PM): aww
Poke00210 (8:31:06 PM): OK uChenna/joyce leave @ 830
Poke00210 (8:31:10 PM): eh, don't sweat it
Poke00210 (8:31:34 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BOSTONIAN FUCK
Poke00210 (8:32:01 PM): and fuck you baby bob, dont' think your shittiness escaped me
Poke00210 (8:32:22 PM): 815, let's go BABY
Poke00210 (8:32:41 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
Poke00210 (8:32:46 PM): I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU FUCKING LOSE
Poke00210 (8:33:08 PM): oh it's 15 minutes
Poke00210 (8:33:10 PM): you'll be fine
Poke00210 (8:33:16 PM): turn off the dramatic TAR music already
Poke00210 (8:33:18 PM): assholes
Poke00210 (8:33:31 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (8:33:36 PM): Raft It or Build It
Poke00210 (8:33:48 PM): navigate a raft
Poke00210 (8:34:02 PM): umm, yeah right
Poke00210 (8:34:08 PM): whoa, they're building?
Poke00210 (8:34:20 PM): 8 miles is long, but dude, good luck building
Poke00210 (8:34:46 PM): OK maybe it wouldn't be so hard to build
Poke00210 (8:34:55 PM): provided you're not kelly's partner
Poke00210 (8:35:10 PM): oh you'll be fine, becaus kelly's a dumbtard
Poke00210 (8:35:21 PM): good deal, use the gloves uChenna
Poke00210 (8:35:23 PM): you tard
Poke00210 (8:35:33 PM): aren't you a construction foreman?
Poke00210 (8:35:57 PM): The last time i built one of these was oh, Never.
Poke00210 (8:35:58 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:36:07 PM): oh great
Poke00210 (8:36:09 PM): Survivor
Poke00210 (8:36:22 PM): nice job convincing me never to watch that shitty show again
Poke00210 (8:36:33 PM): and realize that i'm kinda wary about TAR now
Poke00210 (8:36:38 PM): ooh, amber bending over
Poke00210 (8:37:02 PM): uChenna and Joyce, dude
Poke00210 (8:37:04 PM): do the dew
Poke00210 (8:37:17 PM): smart-a
Poke00210 (8:37:43 PM): and now he's makign fun of kelly
Poke00210 (8:37:54 PM): oh did they fuck it up?
Poke00210 (8:38:02 PM): did they attach something that wasn't supposed to be there?
Poke00210 (8:38:10 PM): nice job
Poke00210 (8:38:43 PM): yeah because you wired something huh
Poke00210 (8:38:56 PM): OK and now uChenna and Joyce are doing the c'mon baby now
Poke00210 (8:39:00 PM): fuck i hate this season
Poke00210 (8:39:27 PM): nice job uChenna and Joyce
Poke00210 (8:39:31 PM): dude, they're a quality team
Poke00210 (8:39:36 PM): remember Chip/Useless?
Poke00210 (8:39:45 PM): yeah Joyce is a way better teammate
Poke00210 (8:40:03 PM): travel by taxi to next pit stop
Poke00210 (8:40:08 PM): Montego Bay, Jamaica
Poke00210 (8:40:20 PM): oh please please please take away ron and kelly's money
Poke00210 (8:40:46 PM): ooh they're gonna beatthe rob-tard
Poke00210 (8:40:48 PM): fuck that guy
Poke00210 (8:40:51 PM): i hate that bastard
Poke00210 (8:40:58 PM): and i'd like to be orally pleasured by kelly
Poke00210 (8:41:00 PM): sure
Poke00210 (8:41:05 PM): ooh she had a lumpy butt
Poke00210 (8:41:25 PM): i'll let that good job BABY slide
Poke00210 (8:42:05 PM): what a pigfucker
Poke00210 (8:42:09 PM): OK ha ha
Poke00210 (8:42:13 PM): making the rob-tard wait
Poke00210 (8:42:23 PM): ha ha
Poke00210 (8:42:29 PM): whoa how did ron and kelly catch up?
Poke00210 (8:42:54 PM): it's a traffic JAMaica
Poke00210 (8:43:10 PM): wait
Poke00210 (8:43:13 PM): had to rewind
Poke00210 (8:43:17 PM): did rob get pulled over?
Poke00210 (8:43:19 PM): oops too much
Poke00210 (8:44:00 PM): it's a traffic JAMaica
Poke00210 (8:44:26 PM): heh they got pulled over!
Poke00210 (8:44:29 PM): fuck you rob-tard
Poke00210 (8:44:34 PM): oh please take their money away
Poke00210 (8:44:43 PM): ooh hi kelly boob
Poke00210 (8:44:49 PM): i'd like to lick her boobs
Poke00210 (8:44:55 PM): ha ha
Poke00210 (8:44:59 PM): too bad you're a bastard
Poke00210 (8:45:01 PM): ha ha
Poke00210 (8:45:12 PM): no, you're being a cockmaster is gonna cost youa million bucks
Poke00210 (8:45:33 PM): ooh, Cinderella Man!
Poke00210 (8:45:37 PM): um, NO
Poke00210 (8:46:06 PM): ha ha, you're an asshole and you're sad
Poke00210 (8:46:11 PM): please to be fucking yourself
Poke00210 (8:46:15 PM): uh oh
Poke00210 (8:46:31 PM): uChenna and joyce getting a flat?
Poke00210 (8:46:41 PM): wow you're a cock
Poke00210 (8:46:44 PM): oh shit
Poke00210 (8:46:58 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:47:03 PM): oh they're not gonna win
Poke00210 (8:47:14 PM): yes, uChenna and Joyce could still catch up w/you
Poke00210 (8:47:31 PM): Ya, mon
Poke00210 (8:47:40 PM): (said the taxi driver)
Poke00210 (8:47:54 PM): OK joyce is pised
Poke00210 (8:48:00 PM): did ron just say ya mon?
Poke00210 (8:48:19 PM): oh the driver said Ya, mon
Poke00210 (8:49:15 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:49:18 PM): that's it mon
Poke00210 (8:49:37 PM): are they on a golf course or something?
Poke00210 (8:49:46 PM): oh Cottage 16
Poke00210 (8:50:03 PM): whoa Ron and Kelly
Poke00210 (8:50:05 PM): team #1
Poke00210 (8:50:12 PM): i guess i wasn't watching too closely
Poke00210 (8:50:21 PM): rob-tard, amber team #2
Poke00210 (8:50:44 PM): uChennar and Joyce, last team to arrive
Poke00210 (8:50:53 PM): pleased to tell you this is a non-elimination leg
Poke00210 (8:50:54 PM): no shit
Poke00210 (8:51:01 PM): ooh take all the money away
Poke00210 (8:51:53 PM): next leg in just a few minutes
Poke00210 (8:53:01 PM): wow this beer is takin ga long time
Poke00210 (8:53:58 PM): montego bay
Poke00210 (8:54:15 PM): ron/kelly first to depart at 237am
Poke00210 (8:54:31 PM): travel to Lucea, Jamaica an dpick up 50 onions
Poke00210 (8:54:49 PM): ooh kelly kleavage
Poke00210 (8:55:06 PM): the Lord has granted you wonderful kleavage
Poke00210 (8:55:52 PM): rob-tard 2nd to depart 2:38am
Poke00210 (8:56:08 PM): hmm, somewhat of a continuity error there
Poke00210 (8:56:14 PM): yeah try to split the cab
Poke00210 (8:56:15 PM): cock
Poke00210 (8:56:52 PM): ooh yeah everything in the white bags
Poke00210 (8:56:58 PM): and i forgot a STFU for rob
Poke00210 (8:57:23 PM): no money at 237am?
Poke00210 (8:57:24 PM): that sucks
Poke00210 (8:57:29 PM): oh uchenna/joyce 3rd to depart
Poke00210 (8:57:37 PM): befor ethey win 1 million dollars
Poke00210 (8:58:27 PM): kelly kleavage!
Poke00210 (8:58:44 PM): going to a jerk shack
Poke00210 (8:58:49 PM): how fitting
Poke00210 (8:59:09 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (8:59:29 PM): oh they have to beg at the airport and then find the onions
Poke00210 (8:59:31 PM): wow that sucks
Poke00210 (8:59:37 PM): oh they'll be fine
Poke00210 (9:01:24 PM): "oh look, this negro is going to dance for us!"
Poke00210 (9:01:34 PM): what a bunch of cocks
Poke00210 (9:01:44 PM): don't cry million dollar momma
Poke00210 (9:02:08 PM): fuck you gnome
Poke00210 (9:02:50 PM): dave was throwing nacho cheese and superballs off the roof
Poke00210 (9:02:54 PM): that's fucking rad
Poke00210 (9:02:57 PM): ooh vegas
Poke00210 (9:03:06 PM): oh just keep begging
Poke00210 (9:03:24 PM): that sucks
Poke00210 (9:03:38 PM): do the dew uChenna man
Poke00210 (9:03:52 PM): kelly kleavage
Poke00210 (9:04:04 PM): sucks that i only picked up on that in the last episode
Poke00210 (9:04:37 PM): oh sweet
Poke00210 (9:04:44 PM): they're using their blackt0r mind bullets!
Poke00210 (9:04:55 PM): ooh amber has slut earrings
Poke00210 (9:05:06 PM): wow it took them that long to chop onions?
Poke00210 (9:05:12 PM): proceed to Rose Hall
Poke00210 (9:05:18 PM): a former plantation house
Poke00210 (9:05:42 PM): alright 50 onions!
Poke00210 (9:05:46 PM): kelly kleavage
Poke00210 (9:06:07 PM): OK it took me an entire season, but i'm on board with the kelly kleavage
Poke00210 (9:06:33 PM): and really, i've said it before
Poke00210 (9:06:38 PM): why have gimmicks on TAR?
Poke00210 (9:06:44 PM): if anything, have a TAR all-stars
Poke00210 (9:06:48 PM): that'd be cool
Poke00210 (9:07:00 PM): but not a shitty celebrity thing or a family thing...
Poke00210 (9:07:01 PM): hint, hint
Poke00210 (9:07:19 PM): A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (9:07:23 PM): that's fucked up
Poke00210 (9:07:38 PM): what if you drown your horse
Poke00210 (9:08:01 PM): oh they're doing the golf
Poke00210 (9:08:12 PM): oh you've had golf lessons? you wack-- oh, wait
Poke00210 (9:08:22 PM): yeah i probably would've chosen the swimming horses
Poke00210 (9:08:27 PM): fuck you rob tard
Poke00210 (9:08:34 PM): ow we're not showing amber changing
Poke00210 (9:08:43 PM): oh you'll be fine
Poke00210 (9:09:01 PM): Ya, mon, I know that
Poke00210 (9:09:14 PM): wow you're a cock
Poke00210 (9:09:21 PM): "That sucked."
Poke00210 (9:09:39 PM): wow she did a jimmy shot
Poke00210 (9:09:51 PM): Jimmy-golf!
Poke00210 (9:10:32 PM): that's a shitty task for the finale
Poke00210 (9:10:34 PM): chopping onions?
Poke00210 (9:10:39 PM): wait 140 yards?
Poke00210 (9:10:44 PM): that's hard
Poke00210 (9:10:49 PM): in Jimmy golf
Poke00210 (9:10:58 PM): oh only one person has to do it
Poke00210 (9:11:09 PM): fly to San Juan, Puerto Rico
Poke00210 (9:11:16 PM): drive to some wacky spanish fort
Poke00210 (9:11:57 PM): dude, wha ta quality team
Poke00210 (9:12:07 PM): not like the NY Jews who fucking quit in the middle of the desert
Poke00210 (9:12:14 PM): whoa kelly did it
Poke00210 (9:12:32 PM): yay for kelly
Poke00210 (9:12:35 PM): yay for kleavage
Poke00210 (9:13:02 PM): ha ha fuck you
Poke00210 (9:13:09 PM): ha ha
Poke00210 (9:13:13 PM): FUCK YOU BOSTARD
Poke00210 (9:13:20 PM): OH HA HA
Poke00210 (9:13:26 PM): OH MAN THAT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE SEASON
Poke00210 (9:14:00 PM): oh there's still quite a ways to go in this episode
Poke00210 (9:14:36 PM): this way BABY
Poke00210 (9:14:54 PM): yay for Rob Mariano
Poke00210 (9:14:56 PM): what a pigfucker
Poke00210 (9:15:13 PM): 1st flight to san juan
Poke00210 (9:15:22 PM): ha ha you little brains must've been getting excited
Poke00210 (9:15:33 PM): wow i wanna hump kelly now
Poke00210 (9:15:41 PM): but i think that's because really there's nothing else left to look at
Poke00210 (9:15:43 PM): Rose Hall
Poke00210 (9:15:49 PM): Ya, mon
Poke00210 (9:15:56 PM): joyce kleavage
Poke00210 (9:15:59 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (9:16:06 PM): oh they're in san juan already
Poke00210 (9:16:10 PM): too bad they're gonna fucking lose
Poke00210 (9:16:13 PM): FUCKING LOSE
Poke00210 (9:16:45 PM): oh yesh uChenna's been practicing
Poke00210 (9:17:05 PM): Drive yourself to the town of Aguadilla, Puerto Rico
Poke00210 (9:17:33 PM): ron and kelly
Poke00210 (9:17:36 PM): 2nd flight to San Juan
Poke00210 (9:17:43 PM): and kelly was fucking around w/her kleavage
Poke00210 (9:17:54 PM): wow
Poke00210 (9:17:56 PM): 3rd try
Poke00210 (9:18:00 PM): nice job, goddamit
Poke00210 (9:18:06 PM): San Juan, PR!
Poke00210 (9:18:16 PM): did she steal the clohtes?
Poke00210 (9:18:53 PM): wow they're behind quite a bit of time
Poke00210 (9:19:10 PM): cool they got some money
Poke00210 (9:19:17 PM): i think their flight left
Poke00210 (9:19:28 PM): ha ha bottlenecking
Poke00210 (9:19:32 PM): 2nd flight landing
Poke00210 (9:20:12 PM): yeah let kleavage drive
Poke00210 (9:20:21 PM): uChenna and Joyce landing in san juan
Poke00210 (9:20:35 PM): good team
Poke00210 (9:20:38 PM): good, quality team
Poke00210 (9:21:03 PM): "good job, woman"
Poke00210 (9:21:34 PM): wow they caught up
Poke00210 (9:21:40 PM): nice job uChenna and Joyce
Poke00210 (9:21:48 PM): maybe rob-tard will forget to wak eup
Poke00210 (9:21:50 PM): aww shit
Poke00210 (9:22:02 PM): oh it's the TAR helicoopter
Poke00210 (9:22:13 PM): yea fuck you it's a helicoopter
Poke00210 (9:22:17 PM): Road Block!
Poke00210 (9:22:24 PM): a Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
Poke00210 (9:22:28 PM): JUMP OFF BRIDGE
Poke00210 (9:22:48 PM): what a stupid looking graphic
Poke00210 (9:23:00 PM): ooh uChenna getting all kinds of naked
Poke00210 (9:23:07 PM): ooh did dumbass woman get lost?
Poke00210 (9:23:13 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:23:16 PM): you fucking got lost
Poke00210 (9:23:28 PM): clench your buttocks!
Poke00210 (9:23:48 PM): clench your buttocks!
Poke00210 (9:23:54 PM): ooh hello amber buttocks
Poke00210 (9:24:19 PM): ha ha you're a dumbfuck
Poke00210 (9:24:23 PM): how did she miss it?
Poke00210 (9:24:26 PM): i'm gonna rewind real quick
Poke00210 (9:24:55 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. And no one may perform more than 6
Poke00210 (9:25:00 PM): aka, "the Kim rule"
Poke00210 (9:25:29 PM): oh ron and uChenna just went THE RIGHT WAY
Poke00210 (9:25:35 PM): OK gonna fast forward
Poke00210 (9:26:17 PM): oh perhaps amber should take her pants off
Poke00210 (9:26:18 PM): yay
Poke00210 (9:26:32 PM): Fly to Miami, FL
Poke00210 (9:26:58 PM): yay! home of one of the best #4 teams ever: Oswald and Danny!
Poke00210 (9:27:02 PM): amber kleavage
Poke00210 (9:27:04 PM): kelly kleavage
Poke00210 (9:27:14 PM): amber swimming
Poke00210 (9:27:32 PM): oh, fly to miami and go to the causeway in Driver
Poke00210 (9:27:35 PM): uchenna in 1st
Poke00210 (9:27:42 PM): ooh hi runing wet amber
Poke00210 (9:28:11 PM): uChenna did the jimmy "thumbs up"
Poke00210 (9:28:34 PM): kleavage
Poke00210 (9:28:35 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:28:47 PM): beggars really can't be choosers, i suppose
Poke00210 (9:28:53 PM): uChenna / Joyce in last again
Poke00210 (9:29:09 PM): wow the puerto rican signs use the same font as the american signs
Poke00210 (9:29:23 PM): kelly kleavage
Poke00210 (9:29:34 PM): ooh she's getting more kleavage-tastic
Poke00210 (9:29:43 PM): A or B: kelly kleavage or hayden-boobs?
Poke00210 (9:29:44 PM): B
Poke00210 (9:29:46 PM): duh
Poke00210 (9:30:37 PM): wow she needs makeup
Poke00210 (9:31:20 PM): they should have a terrorist version of
Poke00210 (9:31:22 PM): TAR
Poke00210 (9:31:44 PM): where suicide bomber teams try to blow up various Western targets
Poke00210 (9:31:53 PM): oh yay you're such a mental magician
Poke00210 (9:32:14 PM): OK that's how terrorists think
Poke00210 (9:32:22 PM): "let's leave our bags on the plane"
Poke00210 (9:32:33 PM): yeah fuck you spic
Poke00210 (9:32:36 PM): i mean...
Poke00210 (9:32:41 PM): OH FUCK YOU BABY BOB
Poke00210 (9:33:07 PM): oh wait,
Poke00210 (9:33:15 PM): are uChenna and Joyce gonna get on the rob-tard flight?
Poke00210 (9:33:30 PM): wow
Poke00210 (9:33:37 PM): they're gonna move the gate back
Poke00210 (9:33:42 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (9:33:49 PM): how the fuck did they do that?
Poke00210 (9:33:57 PM): whoa that's never happened before
Poke00210 (9:34:01 PM): i'd like to rescind the spic comment
Poke00210 (9:34:08 PM): HA HA FUCK YOU BOSTON ROB-TARD
Poke00210 (9:34:13 PM): HA HA HA
Poke00210 (9:34:15 PM): "THIS SUCKS
Poke00210 (9:34:16 PM): :"
Poke00210 (9:34:18 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:34:20 PM): OH JESUS LOL
Poke00210 (9:34:23 PM): you deserve that you dick
Poke00210 (9:34:30 PM): ooh miami
Poke00210 (9:34:34 PM): cue miami vice music
Poke00210 (9:34:40 PM): first flight
Poke00210 (9:35:01 PM): oh yes back in america land
Poke00210 (9:35:17 PM): oh you'll be fine
Poke00210 (9:35:24 PM): 2nd flight to miami
Poke00210 (9:35:28 PM): yay for miami
Poke00210 (9:35:32 PM): i wanna play driver now
Poke00210 (9:35:37 PM): c'mon BABY
Poke00210 (9:35:40 PM): fuck you loser
Poke00210 (9:35:46 PM): travel to Little Havana
Poke00210 (9:35:54 PM): cigar shop
Poke00210 (9:36:01 PM): El Rey de los Habanos
Poke00210 (9:36:14 PM): Calle Ocho
Poke00210 (9:36:36 PM): fuck you bostard
Poke00210 (9:36:42 PM): go devil rays
Poke00210 (9:37:23 PM): eleventh street
Poke00210 (9:37:24 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (9:37:27 PM): fuck you rob-tard
Poke00210 (9:37:30 PM): go back to bostonia
Poke00210 (9:37:34 PM): he's on 27th?
Poke00210 (9:37:43 PM): heh
Poke00210 (9:37:45 PM): fuck you
Poke00210 (9:37:50 PM): oh you poor bastard
Poke00210 (9:38:04 PM): el rey de los habanos
Poke00210 (9:38:09 PM): uChenna and Joyce in first!
Poke00210 (9:38:11 PM): oh shit
Poke00210 (9:38:14 PM): THE FINISH LINE!
Poke00210 (9:38:29 PM): oh and you lost your cab!
Poke00210 (9:38:32 PM): you dumbfuck
Poke00210 (9:38:34 PM): ha ha
Poke00210 (9:38:56 PM): ha ha tire king
Poke00210 (9:39:03 PM): and they found their taxi
Poke00210 (9:39:05 PM): ha ha fuck you
Poke00210 (9:39:10 PM): you guys fucking suck
Poke00210 (9:39:13 PM): YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK
Poke00210 (9:39:31 PM): ooh miami
Poke00210 (9:39:35 PM): i wanna play driver now
Poke00210 (9:39:40 PM): ha ha too bad you're a cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:39:45 PM): oh you stupid fuck
Poke00210 (9:39:58 PM): no, DON'T DRAG CATHOLICISM DOWN WITIH YOU YOU STUPID BASTARD
Poke00210 (9:40:32 PM): i want a cigar now
Poke00210 (9:40:44 PM): This is it. Go, go, go!
Poke00210 (9:40:50 PM): oh you're fucked
Poke00210 (9:40:54 PM): no, you're FUCKED
Poke00210 (9:41:25 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (9:41:28 PM): good quality team
Poke00210 (9:41:33 PM): that's what i'm saying man
Poke00210 (9:42:06 PM): oh man $25 more
Poke00210 (9:42:27 PM): oh please fall off the bridge
Poke00210 (9:42:49 PM): thanks pardner!
Poke00210 (9:42:53 PM): you wacky texans
Poke00210 (9:43:00 PM): oh no
Poke00210 (9:43:28 PM): uchenna and joyce! are they gonna lose?
Poke00210 (9:43:41 PM): it'd be funny if danny and oswald cameo'ed right now
Poke00210 (9:43:54 PM): yeah you're too late
Poke00210 (9:43:56 PM): rob-tard
Poke00210 (9:44:00 PM): oh it's phil
Poke00210 (9:44:08 PM): shut up you fag
Poke00210 (9:44:13 PM): UCHENNA AND JOYCE!
Poke00210 (9:44:17 PM): YEAH BITCHES!
Poke00210 (9:44:19 PM): OOH HI AND HI
Poke00210 (9:44:31 PM): GOOD SHIT DUDE
Poke00210 (9:44:39 PM): GODDAMIT WHAT A GOOD ENDING
Poke00210 (9:44:43 PM): UCHENNAR AND JOYCE
Poke00210 (9:44:50 PM): 5 CONTINENTS 25 CITIES AND MORE THAN 40,000 MILES
Poke00210 (9:44:58 PM): You are the official winers of the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (9:45:03 PM): good fucking shit
Poke00210 (9:45:07 PM): man i have goosebumps
Poke00210 (9:45:12 PM): even though i'm two weeks late
Poke00210 (9:45:32 PM): uchenna and joyce! 1 million dollars bitches!
Poke00210 (9:45:36 PM): FUCK YOU BOSTON ROB
Poke00210 (9:45:38 PM): FUCK
Poke00210 (9:45:38 PM): YOU
Poke00210 (9:45:40 PM): BOSTON
Poke00210 (9:45:41 PM): ROB
Poke00210 (9:45:47 PM): DID I MENTION FUCK YOU?
Poke00210 (9:46:01 PM): 'IN VITRO HERE WE COME!"
Poke00210 (9:46:09 PM): "AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, ADOPTION HERE WE COME!"
Poke00210 (9:46:18 PM): (and if that doesn't work, kidnapping here we come!)
Poke00210 (9:46:26 PM): yay fags!
Poke00210 (9:46:37 PM): nice job dudes!
Poke00210 (9:46:46 PM): wow rob-tard was waaaay behind
Poke00210 (9:47:00 PM): dude, i like thsi team
Poke00210 (9:47:09 PM): and perfunctory clapping for teh rob-tard
Poke00210 (9:47:14 PM): ha ha fuck you
Poke00210 (9:47:18 PM): rob and amber 2nd team to arrive
Poke00210 (9:47:21 PM): FUCK YOU
Poke00210 (9:47:23 PM): F
Poke00210 (9:47:24 PM): U
Poke00210 (9:47:25 PM): C
Poke00210 (9:47:26 PM): K
Poke00210 (9:47:28 PM): Y
Poke00210 (9:47:30 PM): O
Poke00210 (9:47:53 PM): hello!
Poke00210 (9:47:55 PM): goddamit
Poke00210 (9:48:02 PM): ron and kelly 3rd team to arrive
Poke00210 (9:49:20 PM): dude, congratulations Uchenna and Joyce
Poke00210 (9:49:28 PM): they raced a good race
Poke00210 (9:49:40 PM): ha ha rob's pissed
Poke00210 (9:50:01 PM): Executive Producer: JERRY BRUCKHEIMER
Poke00210 (9:50:26 PM): oh yay rob and amber get married
Poke00210 (9:50:34 PM): thanks for ruining this 3am Criticism
Poke00210 (9:50:40 PM): you cbs assholes
Poke00210 (9:50:52 PM): there you go.
Poke00210 (9:51:06 PM): and now back to your regularly scheduled SHoP programming
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